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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 11h
If your pickles don’t look like they were violently captured from a bog, what are you even doing? www.simchafisher.com/2026/10/02/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 485: Rusty dipthongs and greasy ennui. And guacamole!
Happy Friday! One must imagine Simcha saying something poignant here, something amusing and a little bit weird, making a captivating opening for this week’s food post. Then she will say somet…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my teenage daughter’s teachers gave the class an assignment written by AI. So she says, “if you can’t be bothered to write it, I can’t be bothered to do it. I’ll take the zero.” (That sounds canned, but she actually talks that way.) So he apologized and said he would write a new assignment.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Public radio needs to have a fund drive to compensate me for the effort I expend trying to hear it as “Leila Fadel” instead of “Fal-din.” I’m wearing out perfectly good ears here.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tiramisu with sugared raspberries for my daughter’s birthday. I added a little gelatin to the whipped cream on top, and it held its shape for over 24 hours!
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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What’s for supper? Vol. 484: It finally happened, I used up all my words writing and now I can’t think of a title
Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. (And now ends the part of this post where I find out how old you guys are.) Happy Friday! Coming up to five weeks post surgery, I am…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of ick responses to Fulton Sheen’s jawbone! Understandable, but worth getting past. Here’s an article I wrote about why Catholics are the way we are about bones and such. www.oursundayvisitor.com/relics-may-b...
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone considered asking McDonald’s to name a burger after him? I genuinely believe that would keep him busy for a couple of weeks and maybe we could get something done around here
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still my most underrated tweet
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox all refusing to give him any attention. This is essentially how I get through to our boxer Sonny when he’s been really terrible, and boy does it work. I wish our president were as smart as a dog, but I guess you can’t have everything.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good news, everybody
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
General public: We can't afford gas, groceries, or healthcare, and we realyl dislike the whole "maybe we're at war today" and "maybe there is no constitution anymore" thing Kash Patel: WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TALENTED BUT ILL-USED VICTIMS OF BESTIALITY? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Our cat got set up in the bathroom as a timid little kitten, so he could have a safe spot while he got used to our dog. He now considers the bathroom his special bachelor pad, and is super excited when anyone comes to hang out with him (ie go pee).
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Benedictine Sisters of Perpetual Adoration @benedictinesisters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[PIC] A rising sun above white clouds [TEXT] God of mystery and grace, we believe even when we cannot see. Strengthen our faith in the unseen - in hope taking root, love at work and Your presence guiding us each day. Teach us to trust beyond what our eyes can prove. Amen.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Brain surgery recovery, day 19. Sho wore it better?
A pumpkin with an odd lump on the side 
A 51-year-old woman’s head with an odd lump on the side
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am mostly just lurking around in bed, and I do, like, one thing per day to stay sane. Sometimes that one thing is just eating soup in the most repulsive way imaginable because my lips and cheek are still leading a life of mystery and unpredictability. www.simchafisher.com/2026/09/04/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 483: Smooth dinner, smooth brain
Happy Friday! Happy nopioid day to me! Warning: This post has some scar pics in it, plus a lot of complaining, so don’t read if it you hate that!  There have been some freaking UPS AND D…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
man, I was pretty sure I was tired of hearing about Dolly Parton, and then Gloria Steinem died. Yes yes may her soul rest in peace but GAH
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On a bench outside the hospital and this dude walks by carrying a plastic tub that is making a very audible “lub-dub… lub-dub” sound. I kept my cool but couldn’t look away, and eventually realized it was his water bottle smacking against the side. I’m fine, not crazy.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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New Hampshire Journalist Damien Fisher to Receive Freedom of Information Award – New England First Amendment Coalition
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just a little post-surgery round-up! The short version is: It went great and I'm getting better, and I don't care what's for supper! www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/28/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 482: Not my problem
Hello! Happy Friday! Happy DEFINITELY RECOVERING NOW day to me!  My brain tumor craniotomy was nine days ago, and it went very well. I’ll share some medical details next, for those who f…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It has been a week since my brain surgery! I now have a big, permanent ❓on my head, which, fair. But seriously, I feel like I dodged so many bullets. Thank you, Lord Jesus. and thank you to my husband, who has been doing EVERYTHING
My face in profile showing an incision with 41 staples on my scalp
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This world is currently our home, and it’s all right to love it, and it hurts to lose things, or to think about losing them. It hurts to think about passing away, into what, we don’t really know.So how do we function in the face of this profound and ancient fear? www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/20/d...
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Dear Piggy
One of the more pleasant accounts I follow on social media is by a “mudlark” — someone who scavenges for lost and discarded items in a riverbank, especially on the river Thames. I enjoy the t…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whether that idea brings you panic or relief, here’s a thought I return to again and again:  Most of your relationship with your children happens when they are adults.  www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/19/p...
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Parents of older kids: You’re not done yet
Hello, parents of adult children. How you doing? Things are so much easier now than when your kids were little, right?  Yeah, I know. Kind of yes, but also very much no. Things are e…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
youre telling me ALLE Menschen werden Brüder?
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What I said: I’m almost done building the treehouse, and then you can stain it. What my kid heard:I’m almost done building the treehouse, and then you can stay in it. She was like, …. Wait.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What a pretty world
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m going to ask this cute guy with pretty eyes and long legs to take me out to dinner. He’s been hanging around a lot lately, and I think he likes me! Wish me luck. www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/14/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 481: Free to be… you, a bee
Happy Friday! Today’s post will be largely about the treehouse I’m building, but with a surprising amount of food. Well, I was surprised, anyway. Here’s what we had:  SATURDA…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I marked this board so I would remember where it goes, and this bee was like, oh ok
Two pieces of wood.
One says “B” with an arrow, seemingly pointing to the other one, on which there is a bee
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
20 years later, I am considerably less flowerlike. It is also true that I am not a flower. I am more; and, more importantly, God is so much more than a farmer who knows how to grow a decent crop. www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/10/m...
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More than many potatoes
My garden, if I may say so, is doing great this year. I added many native perennials to my flower beds, but my pride and joy is the food I am growing. My peaches, apples and grapes are bounteous, m…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Missed opportunity of the century: They did not call these “Flopsicles.”
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I had Mike Mulliganed myself. Yes, I built so fast and so well, I forgot to leave a way to get out. I could not believe it. I kept trying to find a spot that was big enough for my ass and also near a ladder, and there really wasn’t one! www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/07/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 480: Peter Piper, meet Mike Mulligan
Happy Friday! I just want to say thank you to so many people who were so kind and sympathetic about my dumb ocean scare the other week. It’s crazy that it’s something that it’s su…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good news is, I snapped out of my extended funk and I’m feeling much more cheerful. Bad news, I was sitting here trying to prep some aromatics for supper, and couldn’t stop giggling because I suddenly remembered when Howard Dean accused Bush of trying to play hide the salami with Harriet Miers
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Unfortunately, my kids are simply too Gen Z to tolerate the whole “Ping, Pang, Pong” thing going on in Turandot. They did like the snacks, though, and we watched it outside, which is fun.The actual moon was rising just as they were singing,“Perché tarda la luna?” www.simchafisher.com/2026/08/03/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 479: It is Monday, my dudes
Sorry for not getting this out on Friday! But I assure you, it is Monday. I can tell because I’m on my backup to the backup computer, and it took my all weekend to figure out how to persuade …
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In the first winter when my first kid was a toddler, I showed her you can eat snow. She immediately turned around and ate a muddy leaf -apparently concluding that EVERYTHING IS NOW EDIBLE.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In case “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” ever wears thin
A pouch labeled “THE ONLY FREEZE DRIED PUMPKIN MEATBALLS DOGS NEED”
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When we accept that we are where we are, then God is there. www.simchafisher.com/2026/07/28/b...
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Body weight
Remember the Shake Weight? Remember the Abdominizer? Remember the Ab Roller, ThighMaster, Bowflex Xtreme? Once we believed all we had to do was buy this stuff, set it up, and inevitably proceed to …
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I told everyone to go away, dumped on a bunch of brown sugar, heated it up, shook some oyster sauce over it, and kept stirring. I thought it was working, too, until, I started to hear a distinct clanking noise. Yes, there is was again: My fried rice was clanking. www.simchafisher.com/2026/07/24/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 478: Accidental pork fried candy
Happy Friday! This was not an illustrious week for us, food-wise, or really in any way, but at least it’s Friday.  FRIDAY Ice cream, then tuna noodle Friday we did go see the Bellows Fal…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is a retelling, and they can do what they want, as long as they do it well. And they do not. www.simchafisher.com/2026/07/23/n...
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Nolan’s Odyssey wants it both ways and gets neither
We saw The Odyssey (2026) last night. I give Christopher Nolan credit for making a nearly three-hour film that moves briskly. It was entertaining throughout. It had a few good characters, and some …
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"...all they want to do is tie the poem to a chair with rope and torture a confession out of it. They begin beating it with a hose to find out what it really means."
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Did you ever wonder where our country went wrong? Did you ever think to yourself, what did we ever do to deserve all the suffering we’re enduring right now? Well, I think I found it. This is what America did. youtu.be/XMGX8HBqMgg?...
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Reeling In The Years
YouTube video by John McCarthy
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Does anybody have the Milk Street recipe for Korean fire chicken? The quick one that your broil in the oven and then move to the stove stove top to reduce the sauce?
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What’s for supper? Vol. 477: Parasite by the dashboard light www.simchafisher.com/2026/07/17/w...
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What’s for supper? Vol. 477: Parasite by the dashboard light
Happy Friday! Today I am working outside and feeling pretty lucky about it! But also pretty abashed that I haven’t gotten a food post done in A WHILE. I am sorry! We had our huge July 4th (we…
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Damien Fisher @nhdamien.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He’s like 2 seconds away from explaining why it isn’t gay when he has sex with men.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An evergreen, I’m afraid www.simchafisher.com/2017/06/13/y...
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Your recourse if you have been raped
My friend R. was raped many years ago. It was not a story with any gray areas. She was walking home from work when a large man grabbed her, beat and choked her, tied her up with duct tape, locked h…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One of the things Facebook is still good for: You can say “I’m so sick of evil people committing unspeakable acts” and someone will immediately comment, “and how come you have nothing to say about the DEMS??😡”
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Damien Fisher @nhdamien.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We were no match for their little grey cells.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I love yoga and it has changed my life, but whenever I talk about it in Catholic circles, someone freaks out and says I'm gonna catch a demon. Believe it or not, I take that warning seriously. www.simchafisher.com/2026/07/06/a...
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All right, then, let’s talk about Catholics doing yoga
War? Schism? Genocide? Fraud, pestilence, global conspiracies? These are all child’s play. Back in my day, Catholics used to spend our days on the internet arguing about really important things, li…
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ah but life is fleeting, like the shadow of a daisy on a young duck’s butt
The shadow of a daisy on a young duck’s butt
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My turn signal is broken, and I’m driving around like an absolute AUDI.
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Simcha Fisher @simchafisher.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My dog looks like he’s just released his debut volume of sensitive yet searing poems
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