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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lucille Bluth-ass quote.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty! Someone call Bishop Barron!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning at Mass when everyone greets each other before the processional I shook the hand of the only blind man in our parish and said, "It's good to see you."
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, have mercy.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been a couple weeks since I looked at this map and it looks like WV and especially ND have swung a bit.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today I will be asking myself, "How am I doing this in my own life?"
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have y'all heard about the new Cicis pizza mascot? Cuz I hadn't until my wife educated me and... it's like a 90's advertising fever dream.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mature, adult Catholics MUST support this man.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it 2012 Catholic Twitter?? (Spider priest is back)
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fr. Mychal Judge, pray for us!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Youtube algorithm is WAY OFF
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this is novel
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For Labor Day, we should all go thank a local labor union.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My single homies need to send this to someone and say, "This could be us but you playin"
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The European mind cannot comprehend
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They really chose that picture.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday; or as my kids like to call it, "Vocal Stim Day"
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y'all, Raffi is releasing a new album in October!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This fit is a vibe.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Getting a rise out of my nurse wife by occasionally starting an antibiotic and stopping half way through the course.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fun fact: college students still use Yik Yak.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If I ever run into someone wearing Meta glasses, I will smile and let them hold my baby because he will immediately rip those glasses off their face and begin to chew them. It's one of his favorite activities.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Went back to see our girl Clare on this, the day of her Memorial. Saint Clare, ora pro nobis!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
President of the Catholic League: "How do I make the mayor attending a 9/11 memorial about me?"
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm gonna go in there at some point today.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I get it, JD. I knew God was speaking to me when Borat came up twice today.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Meet me at the Center of Puppetry Arts
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just saw a video of Marc Maron wearing two collared shirts and immediately got pissed off.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I bet these crackers often had the munchies.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Them: "He is so quiet and pensive. I wonder what he is reflecting on." Me in my head: "OHOhoh! WHATS LO-OVE GOT TO DO - GOT TO DO WITH IT? ... WHATS LO-OVE BUT A SECOND HAND EMOTIO-ON"
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Educated millennial black women are piiiiiiissed.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tbh I never thought I'd see a map with SC, Alabama, and Mississippi more than slightly in the red on approval for a Republican. Or red at all. Pretty wild.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lmao damn dude.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do y'all think Trent Horn went to see the new Toy Story movie? Or did he sit this one out too?
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Y'all are only allowed to post and repost fun/interesting/funny stuff today. It's the law.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ripperger? I barely know 'er!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I believe it was @stakethisclaim.bsky.social who told me that life gets way more awesome and interesting in your 30's and she was so correct.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In season six and very funny. The only redeemable characters are Mike and Gary. I hope they get happy endings.
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United States Conference of Catholic Bishops @usccbofficial.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Blessed Stanley Rother, pray for us!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love Tim Robinson but I tried to watch The Chair Company and I don't think I can do it.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't talk about this often but I'm not fully convinced that the French actually exist.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Shit. I had gone so long without seeing that idiot's name pop up that I had nearly forgotten about him. But now he's back in my brain and I'm upset.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Friend of mine knows a sister in whose community they're all named "Mary (some epithet)" and they all just go by the epithet for short. She chose "Hammer of Heretics" so she just goes by "Sr. Hammer".
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Are you not feeling so great this morning? Drink a glass of water. You are dehydrated. Have a great day!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There is something that happens deep inside a man when he gets into golfing. And I never want that to happen to me.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This genius created "Baby Beluga" and a whole FOURTEEN YEARS after it he made "Bananaphone"?? I thought he basically released all his hits at the same time and rode the wave but no. An inspiration.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Man, I was just thinking yesterday, "Wow I haven't heard about Father Altman in a while I guess he turned things around."
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Stretching is for pagans. I am a rigid Catholic.
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Conversation w/ my 7 y/o today- Me: What do you think heaven will be like? 7: Idk... some kind of feast Me: Huh... What food do you think will be at the feast? 7: Idk... like Jesus' body and blood I guess. Me: Oh, I thought you'd say donuts. 7: *irritated* No! Those are only after Mass!
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ADHDad @barley-jones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There was this sandwich shop in Pittsburgh's Strip District named, "Thin Man Sandwich Shop." I heard the food was amazing but it closed a while back. I think it's because of the name. People want to go to a sandwich shop named, like, "Big Boy's Po'Boys" or "Chub's Subs."
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