Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Has anyone considered maybe it's Maybelline? 0130
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025When the band that's playing peaked in 1996, I just think the bar should also sell Quick-eze 0120
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Groyper Je groype Tu groypes Il groype Nous groypons Vous groypez Il groypent 020
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025"remember when charlie kirk said..." let me stop you there. no i dont. he didnt say anything memorable or worthwhile in his entire life 301298150
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025England should definitely deport the Normans whose invasion of their country has gone unaddressed by the government for too bloody long And don't get me started on the Angles, Saxons and Jutes 050
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025To be clear, using guns to stand up to a tyrannical government, as part of a well-regulated militia or otherwise, would be political violence 010
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺 Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 10/09/2025who up couping they d'état 925769
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Idk about you, chat, but I find the current US administration Nepalling 040
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Happy father's day to me because those slackers did approximately fuck-all 020
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I can tell who didn't grow up poor by how much meat they leave on bones 021
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025My sincere condolences to all Americans on the life of your president 🙏 1102
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Good morning to everyone not attending or supporting a nazi rally, today 030
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025They're making me do Copilot training next week and I'm trying my very best to express my objections in such a way that I don't get told off So far this has primarily involved gifs in the Teams chat 020
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Getting fixed will fix me 89731
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025This is just like that time I got excited thinking the foil seal was going to remove cleanly from the jar and then it tore and a bit stayed stuck 0167
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025You're dry-brushing for skin health and appearance I'm dry-brushing because it's a less abrasive method of scratching all the itchies We are not the same 030
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Looking for someone tall, dark, and apologetic 613251
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I just sat here, on my couch, explaining to my partner why something Susie Dent said wasn't entirely correct, and even I'm aghast at my audacity 020
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Sorry to all the oomfies whose posts I missed because there was a picture of a frog and I panic-scrolled wildly to escape it 030
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Excited to hear how my autism isn't actually a permanent disability I turn 48 in a few days; how much longer until I should I expect to start enjoying life as a neurotypical? 170
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Rick Lane @ricklane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely." 9661111719
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Controversially, I do not give a single fuck what a genocidal, ethno-nationalist war criminal thinks of our country's policies and decisions 0202
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 15/08/2025With clanker the approved slur for the generative models, what's our slur for the hack prompters? This is important 000
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025A sex worker but just for full body scratches 2101
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Remember when the biggest story was how he doesn't understand how tariffs work? I miss those days 020
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/08/2025fuck aragorn marry frodo kill legolas 2304
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19/03/2025get in loser, we're going to lose it 9274105
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 12/08/2025If you argue with an autist about her special interest: 1. DON'T 2. Prepare for a deluge of lexically dense information like you have never seen or desired 3. She may also cry 172
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 07/08/2025love to go on the internet to use my favourite sites such as the hitler app, the ai image feed for confused old people, and the one where you post pictures and everyone replies with how much they hate women 0255
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Colleague: "Copilot says..." Me: (*fingers in ears*) I REBUKE YOU AND YOUR CLANKER SLOP IN THE NAME OF CHOMSKY 010
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Gods save me from able-bodied people telling me to "just exercise more" 020
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Still tearing up every time I see imagery from the Harbour Bridge march. Imagine if political power was actually in the hands of the people 010
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025This just in: Cuts to public service jobs and resources make the public service worse! Also, removing water decreases wetness! Stay tuned for more breaking news 030
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 21/11/2024ME: i'm picking up what you're laying down TILER: well could you please stop 0404
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I got a kudos in the Recognition Gallery for my "amazing expertise" from a stakeholder and then I fixed my team leader's Teams, so I'm pretty much a force of nature and it doesn't even matter that no one gets my jokes 030
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I've depleted my office supply of paracetamol and, I'mma be honest, my heparin-taking eyes are looking lustfully at the forbidden ibuprofen... 031
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Some people I've known online for many years, and although we haven't really spoken much, I still consider them to be trusted and respected friends. Apart from one of them who I've arbitrarily decided is my nemesis. That guy better watch his back. 614713
Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Sorry LIBS but there are only TWO GENDERS, you are either a BOUBA or a KIKI and that's just SCIENCE 020
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/07/2025*proudly puts the crotch in crotchety* 02811
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Breaking: Trump administration says it is ending deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops in Los Angeles, will redeploy troops to Washington, DC to guard the Epstein files. 08615
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’ve not only accepted the cookies I’ve asked them to accept me. 28633
Reposted by Squirrellee 🇦🇺Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 15/07/2025What's going on with my "ghouls" and, in some cases, "goblins?" 1312918