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Squirrellee 🇦🇺

@squirrellee.bsky.social
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🍉🌿🏳️‍🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU ✊️ Naarm ❤️💛🖤

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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Has anyone considered maybe it's Maybelline?
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When the band that's playing peaked in 1996, I just think the bar should also sell Quick-eze
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Groyper Je groype Tu groypes Il groype Nous groypons Vous groypez Il groypent
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
"remember when charlie kirk said..." let me stop you there. no i dont. he didnt say anything memorable or worthwhile in his entire life
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
England should definitely deport the Normans whose invasion of their country has gone unaddressed by the government for too bloody long And don't get me started on the Angles, Saxons and Jutes
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The Valkyries would never
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
To be clear, using guns to stand up to a tyrannical government, as part of a well-regulated militia or otherwise, would be political violence
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Price of liberty, huh
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Who up bloquing they tout ?
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
who up couping they d'état
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Idk about you, chat, but I find the current US administration Nepalling
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Gods, but he's hideous
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Happy father's day to me because those slackers did approximately fuck-all
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I can tell who didn't grow up poor by how much meat they leave on bones
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My sincere condolences to all Americans on the life of your president 🙏
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Good morning to everyone not attending or supporting a nazi rally, today
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They're making me do Copilot training next week and I'm trying my very best to express my objections in such a way that I don't get told off So far this has primarily involved gifs in the Teams chat
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Getting fixed will fix me
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This is just like that time I got excited thinking the foil seal was going to remove cleanly from the jar and then it tore and a bit stayed stuck
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You're dry-brushing for skin health and appearance I'm dry-brushing because it's a less abrasive method of scratching all the itchies We are not the same
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
48, today 🎂
Close-up selfie of Shiralee with long, wet hair, no glasses, and no make-up, looking into the camera with a faint smile
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Looking for someone tall, dark, and apologetic
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I just sat here, on my couch, explaining to my partner why something Susie Dent said wasn't entirely correct, and even I'm aghast at my audacity
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Sorry to all the oomfies whose posts I missed because there was a picture of a frog and I panic-scrolled wildly to escape it
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Excited to hear how my autism isn't actually a permanent disability I turn 48 in a few days; how much longer until I should I expect to start enjoying life as a neurotypical?
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Rick Lane @ricklane.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Controversially, I do not give a single fuck what a genocidal, ethno-nationalist war criminal thinks of our country's policies and decisions
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
With clanker the approved slur for the generative models, what's our slur for the hack prompters? This is important
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A sex worker but just for full body scratches
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Remember when the biggest story was how he doesn't understand how tariffs work? I miss those days
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/08/2025
fuck aragorn marry frodo kill legolas
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
get in loser, we're going to lose it
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If you argue with an autist about her special interest: 1. DON'T 2. Prepare for a deluge of lexically dense information like you have never seen or desired 3. She may also cry
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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
love to go on the internet to use my favourite sites such as the hitler app, the ai image feed for confused old people, and the one where you post pictures and everyone replies with how much they hate women
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Colleague: "Copilot says..." Me: (*fingers in ears*) I REBUKE YOU AND YOUR CLANKER SLOP IN THE NAME OF CHOMSKY
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Gods save me from able-bodied people telling me to "just exercise more"
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Clanker with a hard 'r'
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Still tearing up every time I see imagery from the Harbour Bridge march. Imagine if political power was actually in the hands of the people
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This just in: Cuts to public service jobs and resources make the public service worse! Also, removing water decreases wetness! Stay tuned for more breaking news
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
ME: i'm picking up what you're laying down TILER: well could you please stop
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Very gay for Virginia Gay
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I got a kudos in the Recognition Gallery for my "amazing expertise" from a stakeholder and then I fixed my team leader's Teams, so I'm pretty much a force of nature and it doesn't even matter that no one gets my jokes
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I've depleted my office supply of paracetamol and, I'mma be honest, my heparin-taking eyes are looking lustfully at the forbidden ibuprofen...
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Some people I've known online for many years, and although we haven't really spoken much, I still consider them to be trusted and respected friends. Apart from one of them who I've arbitrarily decided is my nemesis. That guy better watch his back.
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Squirrellee 🇦🇺 @squirrellee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Sorry LIBS but there are only TWO GENDERS, you are either a BOUBA or a KIKI and that's just SCIENCE
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
*proudly puts the crotch in crotchety*
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Breaking: Trump administration says it is ending deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops in Los Angeles, will redeploy troops to Washington, DC to guard the Epstein files.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’ve not only accepted the cookies I’ve asked them to accept me.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What's going on with my "ghouls" and, in some cases, "goblins?"
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