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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

me when someone is tailgating me: wtf man, there's three lanes for a reason me when someone changes lanes: what so i'm too slow for you? you think you're better than me? you hate me?

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

love being asked my hobbies on hinge. yeah I like posting funny sentences on twitter and less funny sentences on letterboxd. sometimes I go to the gym

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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

community gets better as it goes on, but I do miss the early seasons where it's a normal school with insane people, rather than an insane school with normal people

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

what do babies even need shoes for? where he goin

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

signed up for hinge recently and went on reddit to see what the deal was and I'd like everyone to know that everything on there is nonsense. you just gotta be normal and do a good bit

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

idk how to explain this, but the backrooms movie has the same vibes as one of those rpg maker games from 2011

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I think about this Tweet a lot.

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

love the gen z urge to ragebait for no reason. one of my friends teaches adults and a 39 yo was mad at a 19 yo for "stealing her chair" in a tutorial, and the 19 yo immediately responded with "what do u love this chair. do u wanna marry this chair. is this chair your soulmate"

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If it were me, I would've built Rome faster. an hour, tops

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

in the waiting room for the google doc

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

sitting in my car for three hours to get the most of the paid parking

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I've discovered a life hack recently that you can just do whatever you want. rejection is meaningless. problems are temporary. if all god can do is judge you then how is he any better

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Victorian teacher strike tomorrow. Support your local Australian educators 👏

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

[in prison] ghost: oOoOoOo me: lmao what did u get in for? possession? LMAOOOO ghost: i murdered my daughter in cold blood me: me: look, i don't think you realise how good that joke was

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

psychologist: [holding up picture] what do you see me: idk man looks kinda blurry psychologist: i'm telling u, bigfoot is real

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

i just tried that burger and i understand why the ceo dude reacted like that

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

just invented a new shape that's like if a triangle was 3D. and no before you ask, it's not a pyramid. another glimpse into what's possible with AI

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I fear that the Scrubs reboot is good

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

do you think it's acceptable to throw ice at someone if they're scrolling tiktok at full brightness in the middle of a film screening

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I fear the dream is a lie. I've been working a fake job and today over 6 hours that's comprised of sending one email and sitting in my spinning chair. I have never been so bored

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

me: that's a lot of cars, how many do u think that is guy: 五台 me: wow uncalled for

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

what if you fell in love online and then it turned out you were getting catfished by dog with a blog

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

idk who to tell, but I finished my final exam for my postgrad. can I get a "nice job, you probably did good" please. thank u

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

cannot get over how much these two shitposts have shaped my entire life philosophy

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

"you won't last 30 seconds playing this porn game" seems like a terrible business model

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

twitter has unfortunately realised I like frieren and has decided my entire feed should be the anime community's horrible takes about everything because they're all 12

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

my mom keeps calling the smallest cat a "pocket pussy" and i don't have the heart to say anything

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

love when restaurants are like "best hotdogs in the game" what game. what are the rules. who's playing this game

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

creating the ultimate two sentence horror story by deleting most of the punctuation from stephen king's hit novel "the shining"

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

what did i answer to make you think this

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

i’ve seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. a dog that can slam dunk

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

there are two wolves inside you virginia woolf: a woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction regular wolf: fuck the moon AWOOOOOOO

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

it's like my father always told me: lift with your back

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

killing magic? you mean growing up? haha just a little word play for you all. sometimes I wonder whether child me would look up with pride at my success, or if they would stare blankly as if I were a stranger, unrecognisable from who they imagined

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

having a good time looking at the job market. this is one of the more positive reviews

Review that says: All in alal: if you decide to work here, just know you are selling your soul. They will steal every curriculum map, resource, and sense of humanity from you until you quit.

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I started seeing a girl and she chromecasts sims 2 gameplay and just watches it like a regular show

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

rip ancient egyptians, you would've loved instagram cat reels

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

thinking about when I was 16 and made YouTube videos, and my setup was my bed with a camera and lights surrounding it. so when the house sold, the real estate site put a photo of it and somehow I did not see any other way that might have been interpreted

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

thinking about becoming the pluribus

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i'm joining the war on pluribus.... on the side of the pluribus

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unintentionelle @ellewasamistake.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

not joke posting today, but 2025 was long and miserable for me to the extent that it feels like multiple lifetimes in one trying to remember it. need some stability for 2026

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