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Ellen W.

@spurioustuple.bsky.social
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Punk ass book jockey, academic edition

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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve been on a real emotional rollercoaster today.
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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Much like 1967, the 2026 Red Sox rode into the playoffs thanks to Yastrzemski.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am looking for someone who works at an airline because logistics fascinate me and I have a genuine, non-snarky question about checked luggage and it’s nothing I’m mad about.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Our faculty senate was dissolved today.
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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nihilism is boring. Care about stuff.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A good month of reading
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wrote about some last lines and fast reads. spurioustuple.substack.com/p/last-lines...
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Last lines
And fast reads
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m not sure how I’m pulling this off but I am simultaneously deeply unhappy, deeply happy, and utterly exhausted. There’s nothing good to look forward to but there’s also so much good to look forward to.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got relentlessly peer pressured (saw a few Instagram posts) to read this lil chunk of a book.
A picture of the US edition of The Song of Stork and Dromedary by Anjet Daantje translated by David McKay
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wrote up some mini book reviews.
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Hot book summer
I’m on a streak and I’m here to tell you about it.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Penguin classics cover of The Odyssey by Homer, but the cover image is a photo of a Honda Odyssey, its tailgate open, on the beach like it's about to launch into the water.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t want to put in the work to be book influencer but unfortunately I do covet the print copies and swag.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Great discussion of this complex book in book club today! I really had to overcome a lot of fears when I started this book club and it’s been a total success - we’re into our second year now. Our selections: Heartwood Love Forms Stop Me if You’ve Heard This One Heart, Be At Peace Whidbey
A hardcover of the book Whidbey by T Kira Madden lies on a small ottoman placed on a blue and white striped carpet.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There seems to be a lot of mountain discourse right now but the Cascades are being overlooked. They blow up! Show some respect to that subduction zone!
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I tweaked my neck by sleeping funny Tuesday night and by last night it had started to loosen up - not totally back to normal but headed that way. Last night I slept funny again and now it's so stiff and sore that to turn to the right I need to pivot from the waist. Aging is not for the weak.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey fountain pen folks, I am looking for a rich, deep blue, dark but not indistinguishable from black ink for my Waterman Carene. Recommendations welcome!
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of the most valuable career skills you can learn is when you are too dumb to complete a particular task at a particular moment. Better to say, “I don’t have the bandwidth for this right now, I will prioritize it when my brain is fresh tomorrow,” than forge ahead and screw something up.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just bought a ticket to see the Twins play the Guardians at Target Field while I’m in MN for a little solo trip. A soft launch of stadium chasing - won’t have the time to dedicate to that for a few years yet. Aside from Fenway all the others I’ve been to no longer exist/function that way.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? At least one allen key that doesn’t fit anything in the house
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here's a recommended book-list-interview, for a UK publication. For everyone who has had enough of discourse (as I certainly have): it has a tiny mention of Nolan as the hook, but then we move on to some reading. www.countryandtownhouse.com/culture/emil...
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‘Homer Is For Everyone’: How Emily Wilson Elucidates & Obfuscates In Equal Measure
Classicist Emily Wilson has made headlines in recent weeks for slating Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster adaptation of The Odyssey – for which the director,
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@emilyrcwilson.bsky.social Thanks to Odyssey mania I’ve gone down a classics rabbit hole and am revisiting high school Latin but in English - I’ll finish the McGill/Wright translation of The Aeneid this weekend. Is there a Metamorphoses translation you particularly recommend?
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Let’s be clear: what these bastards are doing to these books isn’t digitizing. Digitizing is about preservation and access to the original material. They’re gutting and destroying to make Soylent Green. Don’t let them get away with pretending to do this for humanitarian reasons.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I get past the Bookshop gatekeepers I’m going to level up my book nonsense. You have been warned.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I saw The Odyssey twice in theaters so far, most recently in 4DX, and had a grand old time. I also read Emily Wilson’s review and loved it. We exist
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Highly recommend seeing The Odyssey with two high school English teachers, one person who’s fully down a rabbit hole, and one person with only the vaguest idea of the story going in.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I stress purchased three more translations of the Odyssey. At least it’s not drugs.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The only time a drone got brought down at the World Cup is when Zlatan and Thierry made fun of Alexi Lalas
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On the language of Homeric Greek, and the language of a certain forthcoming film: here are a few simple observations.
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fountain pen aficionados, I am in search of a spiral bound notebook, somewhere around letter sized, preferably with the binding on the left. The Rhodias with the left binding seem a bit small. Anyone used the Kokuyo Campus line?
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have had the worst week of my professional career this week, with no end in sight, but it’s Friday and I got something cool in the mail. This is an Armed Services Edition of Of Human Bondage from World War II. 122 million of these editions were distributed, over 1300 titles.
Photograph of an Armed Services Edition of Of Human Bondage
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This turned out to be a banger. I hated it in high school.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t think these two teams like each other.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Reading dead white guys, the men’s World Cup, and a little baseball, as a treat
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The rereading project
I'm just calling it a project because it's fancier that way.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
(leaning over to my wife in the theater) "This is where they got the name for our Honda minivan"
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s Pippin’s fifth Gotcha Day today!
Pippin, a black Labrador Retriever wearing a bandana that reads Happy Gotcha Day sits on a grey sofaA small cake glazed with peanut butter and decorated with text reading Pippin. The cardboard base reads Happy Gotcha Day.Pippin, a black Lab, looks expectantly at a piece of cake on a plate.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/06/2023
if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looking forward to Argentina vs. Switzerland: Who Holds More Nazi Gold?
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I, for one, welcome our new gay baseball overlords.
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The Women’s Pro Baseball League Is Here — And It’s Even Gayer Than the WNBA
​The WPBL shared the names and jerseys of its first four teams in Boston, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco.
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Ellen W. @spurioustuple.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I finished rereading The Grapes of Wrath last night and that book hits way harder as a grown ass adult.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MAMA THERE GOES THAT HARD HEADED VIKING
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