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The internet’s SpringaldJack

@springaldjack.bsky.social
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Trying to draw a line between two points. Negatively polarized against myself. He/him. Middle aged man. springald.jack@gmail.com

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 56m
Obviously.
The term Millenial refers to a person who is over 1,000 years old.
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John Nephew @johnnephew.bsky.social · 5h
ARS MAGICA DEFINITIVE FOR FREE! Well, the text at least. Thanks to OriginalMadman and friends, it's all on GitHub in Markdown format, and I just set it up as a free download on @drivethrurpg.com: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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Ars Magica Definitive Edition Markdown Text | Atlas Games | Atlas Games | DriveThruRPG
Twenty years after the original release of 5th Edition comes Ars Magica Definitive Edition! While the underlying manuscript is the 5th Edition text, extensive revisions reflect decades of play. It inc...
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 2h
which are the best feast days on which to meet a comely wyfe?
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 2h
This is a great place to educate and bring people into the fold, lol. Bcz everybody from the president to the smarmiest AI agent is running a scam. I am not trying to be all ‘ACTUALLY’ with anybody here. I’m just saying scams around Medicare are a real problem. People fall for them.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 2h
The thing is that it’s very important for people to get mad at each other (rather than those involved in) over what particular situations they aren’t involved in “mean” in some abstract larger sense.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 2h
The thing is there’s so many reasons not to side with the Pope, and Catholicism. It’s honestly very annoying that absolutely wretchedly awful people keep picking fights where the Pope is on the correct side.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Punishment is simultaneously very real (many people experience it) and a myth (many people and many types of formally criminalized harm are immune from it.)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18h
ICE builds more prisons because the goal is explicitly to warehouse surplus labor, criminalize poverty, and assert total control over all of society. When Stephen Miller claims there are 25, 30, or even 50 million "illegal immigrants" in the US, he's betting on how many of us he'll need to imprison
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Tabletop Bookshelf🔜Gamehole Con @tabletopbookshelf.com · 18h
NEW: Twenty years after the original release of 5th Edition comes Ars Magica Definitive Edition! The extensive revisions within this newest edition reflect decades of play. It incorporates a host of new material, in full color with upgraded graphic design and art. From @atlasgames.bsky.social
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ergopraxis @ergopraxis.bsky.social · 20h
A society trying to accomodate both of these radically inconsistent institutional logics in its organisation is to that degree incoherently organised. A nonsensical society reifying mutually exclusive values that undercut one another. It's just as obvious that the Hospital can't be what gives way.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But fossil capital's ability to slow energy transition and maintain a measure of political control is a problem with a rising body count, and the sooner we usher them out of relevance the better
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not that Oscars should be held up as a yardstick of quality or artistic worth, but... ... I maintain that one of the worst all-time calls was "The Rainbow Connection" not winning Best Song for The Muppet Movie. Do you remember the winner, "It Goes Like It Goes" from Norma Rae? Exactly my point.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too many people misinterpret demands as slogans, and also wildly overestimate the power of the latter.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Multiversal Streaming @multiversalplus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
THE DANCING CAVALIER (Roscoe Dexter, 1927) A notorious rapscallion must prove the sincerity of his love and devotion to win the hand of Countess Yvonne in this early “musical talkie.” Last of a popular series of historical romances starring Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont.
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fmsqueeze 🔞 @fmsqueeze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this is what it takes to keep posting porn webcomics on the internet, so be it 🌽 Patreon - 50% off | Website | Instagram
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would say that given that V:tM vampires are much more dead than alive that if a pregnant person is embraced they’d definitely miscarry (possible exception if the new vampire is 15th gen)
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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star
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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poking the abyss with a stick. It was alive, a while ago. It stared back. Just a body, now. A distribution which suggests intelligence, vacated and horrible
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some resemblances are not structures
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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Plus One Exp @ 🔜 Metatopia @plusoneexp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think we should stop calling them safety tools and start calling them calibration tools. Safety is only a partial aspect (possibly an illusory one), but all of them are helping calibrate for the type of experience we want to have around the table. Calibrate your play.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t turn my mailman into a cop, that sucks
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice
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Shana_Reviews @shanareviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The number one super guy, he's quicker than the human eye, he's got style a groovy style and a bod that just wont stop, when the going gets rough, he's super tough, with a Hong Kong Phooey CHOP! HONG KONG PHOOEY! FAN-RIFFIC!
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ALT:
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Ted Anderson - Trans Rights - BLM - ACAB @tedlyanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Prisoner: Seeing You
Alt: Patrick McGoohan in "The Prisoner," performing the show's "be seeing you" salute at the camera.
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Dr. Space Cats (Eric Vorhauer) @ninjabluefyre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obligated to say Doctor Who
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Doctor Who: First Doctor's Iconic Return Promise
ALT: Doctor Who: First Doctor's Iconic Return Promise
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Reinventing_again™ @realityred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 30/09/2026
K234.1 King promises valuable dog to each of two powerful and mutually hostile tribes.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s important to remember about Clan Tremere in V:tM that Thaumaturgy is not the true strength of the clan. It’s the selling point but not the strength. The strength is the pyramid, the heirarchy.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love when you’re watching old low budget stuff and a guy falls off a cliff and then they throw the least believable dummy you’ve ever seen down a real cliff. Unironically love it so much.
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Ben Robbins is launching M2 @lamemage.com · 30/09/2026
In one week I click the button and let slip the dogs of fractal history… Tuesday October 6 www.kickstarter.com/projects/lam...
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Coming soon: Microscope (2nd Edition)
The fractal game of epic histories
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Rosewatta Stone @rosewattastone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corpulent Corpse #GoogleTranslatesMTG Original: scryfall.com/card/ts...
Very Weak Body
5B
Life - Death
Anger (This trait can only be avoided by characters and/or black.)
5 — Destruction B (This card cannot be removed from your hand, but you can discard it by adding B, which lasts for five hours. Enter the number of hours at the beginning of your existence. If you have one hour left, you may discard it without paying mana. Get this card as soon as possible.)
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a night of depending on your perspective “bad brain” or “not able to ignore unpleasant truths about myself”
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dynamic being set up with My-th and Rid is pretty interesting actually #kamenridwe
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no. Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, has passed away.
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A waste. At best a waste.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best if I didn’t.
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the invisible man @theinvisible-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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Steve Kenson ❌👑 @stevekenson.com · 28/09/2026
The gold-standard of heavy-metal TTRPG fantasy, THE SHADOW OF THE DEMON LORD from @theschwalb.bsky.social, is the Deal of the Day over on @drivethrurpg.com! Do not sleep on the chance to get this game for 80% off TODAY ONLY!
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Shadow of the Demon Lord | Schwalb Entertainment | Schwalb Entertainment | DriveThruRPG
The End Is Just the Beginning Sometimes the world needs heroes. But in the desperation of these last days, the world will take all those it can get: heroes, blackguards, madmen, and whoever else is wi...
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