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The internet’s SpringaldJack

@springaldjack.bsky.social
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Trying to draw a line between two points. Negatively polarized against myself. He/him. Middle aged man. springald.jack@gmail.com

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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 8h
They never learn anything from interrogating the Shocker foot soldiers but they won’t stop doing it!
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 8h
And now a scene where the mushroom man pretends to be just a person in a mushroom costume advertising a “ghost parade” to lure in children.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 9h
The original Kamen Rider series is so weird…Shocker (bad guy org) breaks a guy out of prison and is just like we are going to make you bathe in poisonous mushroom extract until you become a mushroom man.
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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Your honor, my client is an EMT. And she is in love. And love is a battlefield. And it is a violation of the Geneva convention to interfere with the free movement of medics on a battlefield. You must let her go.
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 13h
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 16h
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 17h
What Pokémon type would your favorite Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Elden Ring Boss have if they were a gym leader?
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 17h
get equipped with machine evolution
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Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Pranks-to-rama @prankster36.bsky.social · 17h
I mean OBVIOUSLY if you sincerely want people to vote for a Klingon High Chancellor it's got to be Martok, right?
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 17h
Oh. So that’s a thing that is possible.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 18h
As I’ve asked many times now, what constituencies does a university president represent? Because too often, the answer seems to not include anyone who works or studies at the university, and that seems like a problem.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 18h
get equipped with good trick
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 20h
Make many mistakes.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 20h
Happy anniversary!
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 23h
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spending a full year with Circe, as best as I recall is Odysseus’s free choice but he was a captive of Calypso.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Textually in Honer’s Odyssey Odysseus was not free to leave Calypso’s island before he did Athena had to lobby Zeus to order Calypso to permit Odysseus to leave.
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"It's a mixed Egyptology and Post-WWI setting where the primary undead are wrapped pyramid servants opposed by Dada artists who do it to make a statement." "Oh cool! What's it called?" "Mummies and Dadaies."
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot recommend F is for Fake enough
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Cats on a Toboggan @catsonatoboggan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Simon's Quest
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Alt: What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
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𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗔 @behemow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In regard to FurAffinity being at risk due to censorship: Furries are now political targets. We are getting namedropped at high levels of government. They know that we are a large, influential, largely queer, community. Fighting for the spaces owned by our community is incredibly important
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm doing a challenge called Screamtober where I scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get equipped with wrap song
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which is fine to say, I don’t think in practice, people really do change for the better in reality. But saying someone should universally treat themselves as unwelcome everywhere is not the same thing as saying there is some path forward for them as a person.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean it kind of seems like saying not just that he shouldn’t have an online presence but that such a person is obligated to leave from everywhere (and thus presumably not to have any community ever after) is the same as saying no redemption actually
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously.
The term Millenial refers to a person who is over 1,000 years old.
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John Nephew @johnnephew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ARS MAGICA DEFINITIVE FOR FREE! Well, the text at least. Thanks to OriginalMadman and friends, it's all on GitHub in Markdown format, and I just set it up as a free download on @drivethrurpg.com: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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Ars Magica Definitive Edition Markdown Text | Atlas Games | Atlas Games | DriveThruRPG
Twenty years after the original release of 5th Edition comes Ars Magica Definitive Edition! While the underlying manuscript is the 5th Edition text, extensive revisions reflect decades of play. It inc...
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which are the best feast days on which to meet a comely wyfe?
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a great place to educate and bring people into the fold, lol. Bcz everybody from the president to the smarmiest AI agent is running a scam. I am not trying to be all ‘ACTUALLY’ with anybody here. I’m just saying scams around Medicare are a real problem. People fall for them.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing is that it’s very important for people to get mad at each other (rather than those involved in) over what particular situations they aren’t involved in “mean” in some abstract larger sense.
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The internet’s SpringaldJack @springaldjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The thing is there’s so many reasons not to side with the Pope, and Catholicism. It’s honestly very annoying that absolutely wretchedly awful people keep picking fights where the Pope is on the correct side.
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Punishment is simultaneously very real (many people experience it) and a myth (many people and many types of formally criminalized harm are immune from it.)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026
ICE builds more prisons because the goal is explicitly to warehouse surplus labor, criminalize poverty, and assert total control over all of society. When Stephen Miller claims there are 25, 30, or even 50 million "illegal immigrants" in the US, he's betting on how many of us he'll need to imprison
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Tabletop Bookshelf🔜Gamehole Con @tabletopbookshelf.com · 03/10/2026
NEW: Twenty years after the original release of 5th Edition comes Ars Magica Definitive Edition! The extensive revisions within this newest edition reflect decades of play. It incorporates a host of new material, in full color with upgraded graphic design and art. From @atlasgames.bsky.social
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ergopraxis @ergopraxis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A society trying to accomodate both of these radically inconsistent institutional logics in its organisation is to that degree incoherently organised. A nonsensical society reifying mutually exclusive values that undercut one another. It's just as obvious that the Hospital can't be what gives way.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But fossil capital's ability to slow energy transition and maintain a measure of political control is a problem with a rising body count, and the sooner we usher them out of relevance the better
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not that Oscars should be held up as a yardstick of quality or artistic worth, but... ... I maintain that one of the worst all-time calls was "The Rainbow Connection" not winning Best Song for The Muppet Movie. Do you remember the winner, "It Goes Like It Goes" from Norma Rae? Exactly my point.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too many people misinterpret demands as slogans, and also wildly overestimate the power of the latter.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Multiversal Streaming @multiversalplus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
THE DANCING CAVALIER (Roscoe Dexter, 1927) A notorious rapscallion must prove the sincerity of his love and devotion to win the hand of Countess Yvonne in this early “musical talkie.” Last of a popular series of historical romances starring Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont.
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