Reposted by SporkyK.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 01/09/2026I'm a Disney Adult in that I'm a dirty little fiend for infrastructure and the processes required to manage humans. Seriously cannot get enough of that shit. Rides? No. Mouse? Fuck off. Systematic analysis of moving thousands of tons of garbage without showing your hand? HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!! 47126892
Reposted by SporkyAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Okay, UKsters, the media is useless re: extreme heat, so let’s do this. I’m from Southern California, spent the last ten years living outside Seattle, which has a similar climate to Scotland, where I am now. Here’s what I know. 1. Heat exhaustion and sickness are no fucking joke. Do not tempt them. 23479254
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026An internet acquaintance's mom needs to take her bestie to the vet. Can you spare some change to help a big orange softie? www.gofundme.com/f/veterinary...gofundme.comDonate to Veterinary Care for Gallagher, organized by Leigh DI'm Leigh, a mom, grandma, and retired accountant from Alberta, Canada. Gallagher is my 13-year-… Leigh D needs your support for Veterinary Care for Gallagher 001
Reposted by SporkyCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF— PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing. SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO PRIEST: I am going insane. SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT 398846
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025@lifeofweezus.bsky.social DUDE YOU'RE COOKING POTATS WITH JESS AND GINA??? 110
Reposted by SporkyHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you 41347609697
Reposted by SporkyStephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 13/10/2025How W. E. B. Du Bois responded to government policing of "anti-American" sentiment during the 1910s: "I took great satisfaction in being able to sit back in my chair and answer blandly, 'We are seeking to have the Constitution of the United States thoroughly and completely enforced.' ” 1941261296
Reposted by SporkyT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The reskeetable TL;DR: ➡️ Donate at the link below before 11:59pm PDT Sunday 10/12/25 ➡️ Let me know ➡️ Me + @esp1371.bsky.social + @jamesdyoung.bsky.social + @charliereece.com each kick in $5 per donor ➡️ Classrooms get school supplies! 🔥🔥🔥 bullcityschools.app.neoncrm.com/tgregdoucettebullcityschools.app.neoncrm.comGreg's C2C FundraiserGreg's C2C Fundraiser 111727
Reposted by SporkyKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 12/10/2025So my buddy Carlota, who is taking over Dogskull Patch, has a group of feral cats to deal. She’s been trapping and neutering as possible, but one sweetheart named Big Daddy showed up on the porch limping. Some asshole shot him. She’s raising money for his amputation and care. gofund.me/3b6cf293egofund.meDonate to Help Big Daddy Recover from being Shot, organized by Carrie SykesThere's a colony of lovely cats living in a rural neighborhood in Goldston, NC. Fr… Carrie Sykes needs your support for Help Big Daddy Recover from being Shot 8298163
Reposted by SporkyRacheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Don’t fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman. 2553176
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025@tkingfisher.com MA'AM I HAVE BEEN TO FLATWOODS WV AND NOW I MUST RETURN AND FIND THEM 110
Reposted by SporkyKim Wood @drkimwood.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I'm seeing a lot of people shit on Mississippi right now, and I'm not okay with that. I lived in MS for nearly a decade. Most people who live there aren't asking for what's getting imposed on them. Please don't label people by preconceived notions about where they live. 1019142
Reposted by SporkyJames @sirjamesa12.bsky.social · 23/08/2025“See, Mississippi is not actually Mississippi’s problem. Mississippi is America’s problem because if America wanted to do something about it, what’s been going on in Mississippi, it could have been stopped by now.” —Fannie Lou Hamer 11433171
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 23/08/2025My state is being an absolute BUTT (yes, I'm in Mississippi, I hate this, I am absolutely going to make someone cry over this.) 130
Reposted by SporkyMel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I told you we’d be back 15674307112662
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I would like to know why @tkingfisher.com 's grandmother in "A House With Good Bones" makes me think so much of my own grandmother. Yes. Like that. 000
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 09/04/2025It's wild when you can use your restoration textbook to figure out how to make some look green. 000
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025When the excitement is a new pack of gel highlighters, you may have some low standards for excitement. (I'm calling myself out here, not anybody else, fret not.) 020
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Bundling up and staying dry are two of the best things you can do to stay safe from cold temps. Stay WeatherReady! and learn to protect yourself from the cold at weather.gov/safety/cold Don't die to the cold. Pay attention.weather.govCold Weather Safety 110
Reposted by SporkyThe Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Black History Is Star Trek 🖖🏿 Tony Todd (4 December 1954 – 6 November 2024; age 69) was the actor who portrayed Worf's brother Kurn in four episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Tony_Todd 315823
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 09/02/2025TWO DAYS ELEVEN HOURS okay time to not panic you got this it's gonna be done but do air up your tires tomorrow so you don't forget (Life changing exam Tuesday) 030
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025And pets. (They did fix the typo, I like this one though) 010
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 03/02/2025There's a drumming store in Portland trying to fight the good fight against Customs. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ni... Help 'em out if you can.gofundme.comDonate to Support Nii Ardey: Save Anansi Beat, organized by Tyler WalshHelp Anansi Beat Overcome Unfair Shipping Costs! Hello friends, We are asking … Tyler Walsh needs your support for Support Nii Ardey: Save Anansi Beat 010
Reposted by SporkyTori Williams Douglass @toriglass.bsky.social · 23/01/2025DurangoAnarchists on IG giving an example of what information is actually helpful instead of sharing vague ~*Resistance Vibes*~ nothing burgers 🖤✊🏽 111299841
Reposted by SporkyShepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Ok so lots of people want to know how to help immigrants right now, which is great! Here is a brief thread about what I learned from @ufw.bsky.social folks while hanging out with them. They also hold training so if they're in your area, look em up and ask if you can attend! 46858545
Reposted by Sporkyrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This is all excellent advice, to which I would add: organize fire safety training at your workplace that emphasizes the alternate methods of getting out of the building, and if you are the Designated White Person for greeting ICE, practice projecting your voice *real* far. 7594203
Reposted by SporkyShepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 22/01/2025You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit. 3535101229
Reposted by SporkyBodleian Libraries @bodleian.ox.ac.uk · 21/01/2025POISONOUS BOOKS AND HOW TO HANDLE THEM: the official Bodleian guide. www.tiktok.com/@bodleianlib...tiktok.comWould you know how to spot a poisonous book cloth on your bookcase? Watch this video to find out how Library staff would try and identify arsenical green pigment in book cloths! #poison #booktok #ant...TikTok video by Bodleian Libraries 35423
Reposted by SporkyHipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Lotta people don’t realize the only reason they survive cold snaps is because mostly you have to take your hands out of your pockets to kill someone. 632740
Reposted by SporkyMike Brown @plutokiller.com · 17/01/2025Just had a sample of the Eaton Fire ash that is in my driveway run on the department XRF. Is there titanium (new house paint)? Yup. Lead (old house paint)? You betcha. Heavy metals? Check. Treat that ash like it's toxic folks (because it is) 11546782050
Reposted by SporkyMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 17/01/2025Whatever you do, don't look directly at them. Their power is too strong for us mere mortals. 1271
Reposted by Sporkyniqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 14/01/2025“is this just muscle and tendon angry about the previous dislocation, did I redislocate the damn thing, or did I manage a new and different dislocation?” the hypermobility game show 3141
Sporky @sporkyrat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I didn't need the extra weight on my bodyweight exercises today, Ferdinand. 22 extra cat pounds is like, 400 regular pounds. My *glutes*, ow. 120
Reposted by SporkyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/01/2025every single couple, gay straight married unmarried whatever has one partner who loads the dishwasher like theyre michelangelo finishing up the Sistine Chapel & another who chucks everything angrily and have a personal vendetta against plates, a dishwasher that takes sides is gonna end relationships 1042352296
Reposted by SporkyCURSE BOWL (look it up) @excited.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The, um. The fundraiser to defray the costs of Ira's end-of-life care is 40% fulfilled, not even 24 hours in. I am staggered. Thank you. Thank you.gofundme.comDonate to Help Ira Take Care of Esther One Last Time, organized by Esther BergdahlI'm Esther, and this handsome friend with me is Ira — my best guy for almos… Esther Bergdahl needs your support for Help Ira Take Care of Esther One Last Time 0174
Reposted by Sporkypurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Please touch the image to read it all! 🐈⬛ This is a daily Purr from my Purrtreon. Every morning, Monday to Friday, I write and share one of these gentle reminders. 🐈⬛🤍 6572121
Reposted by SporkyShepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Apropos of nothing in particular: MAKE A GODDAMNED WILL. If your estate isn't especially complicated you may be able to get away with writing it yourself, look up the rules for holographic wills in your state. 2851082
Reposted by SporkyCaptain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The energy I’m bringing into 2025. 19617
Reposted by SporkyGrapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say 2293334111530
Reposted by SporkyMedievalist.net @medievalists.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A group of researchers have recreated the clothing of medieval Nubian royalty and clergy from the wall paintings in the cathedral of Faras, which sits at the border of modern Egypt and Sudan. 6941101354
Reposted by SporkyRyan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 10/11/2024Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers. And he is absolutely screwed. 🧵 16856461493
Reposted by SporkyJack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 09/11/2024For all my historical and sewing friends - one of the rewards is a heap of blackwork patterns. www.kickstarter.com/projects/hab...kickstarter.comThe Haberdasheress: Old Dreams, New LifeI find ways to bring medieval embroidery into the modern world with new equipment and approaches. 085
Reposted by SporkyCrits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 22/10/2024Hi Blueskyians, can y’all help our perfect, cuddly & sweet void kitties find their forever homes? We have many to choose from & haven’t gotten a single app for any of them. They’re growing up in our rescue & keep being passed over. It’s #BlackCatAwareness Month! Apply at: crits4cats.petfinder.org 371000443
Reposted by Sporkyspantifical @spantifical.bsky.social · 22/10/2024#ESO Giveaway Time!! Winner gets their choice of: 💛 Gold Road (incl all prev chapters) 🩵 1500 Crowns 💜 1 Month ESO+ To Enter: ☑️ Like, Follow, Repost ☑️ Comment with platform + choice of prize! Drawing 1 winner on EACH BlueSky, X, and Threads on Friday! Enter all 3! #ESOFam 183020