Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/07/2026 2411112
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Me: [dog dies in a movie] *crying* [human dies in a movie] Me: *still crying* Why did they have to kill that dog earlier? 1573530216
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 30/06/2026Max Muncy has homered but it's up to you to figure out which one 916019
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Canada won a game today and the patio I was on was thrilled about it. It has been so fun having World Cup football games in Toronto. I saw like 4 themed beaver statues today 110
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026all the primitive caveman diet stuff is so funny because wdym cavemen never ate vegetables, what do you think the gatherer in hunter-gatherer means, are they gathering steak sauce 351692253
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This Pride why not ask the CEO of Dollarama why they never sell Pride merch. Cheap junk for parades and parties is kinda their speciality and yet they carry not a single rainbow napkin or springy antennae headband with rainbow hearts on it. Pretty sus Neil Rossy 😒 110
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I've got vacation coming up so I went on a little lending spree through my Paused Holds list at the library, unpausing books left and right bc I like to have options 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Let's all go ahead and shave our legs and/or faces and necks in the slipperiest room in the house, what could possibly go wrong?! 120
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Shout out to the real Girl's Girl in line for the washroom at the farmer's market who, upon realizing none of the stalls had any toilet paper, left the line, got a stack of napkins and shared them with all of us, absolute legend 👑 000
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/05/2026i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted 4960122
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I have been secretly savoring every cold day we have had this April bc everybody keeps saying it's gonna be a hot summer and I will miss being a little chilly so much 😔❤ 000
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonTravis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 20/04/2026One more preemptive strike will heal me... Just one more preemptive strike bro... I swear I'm good after just let me do one more preemptive strike and I promise I'm good dude 350070
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Choosing to listen to another Jays game tonight 😀 100
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026WALTER CRONKITE (gravely): 5778631206
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Jays are playing the Dodgers tonight, it's a home game and the fans are booing every Dodger who steps out on the field 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"Being disappointed is a part of the game, it's just as much a part of it as winning" I tell myself through gritted teeth as the White Sox beat the Bluejays for the third game in a row 010
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Listening to baseball on the radio has been a game changer! I love spending the afternoon listening to a Jays game with my baseball buddies Ben Shulman and Chris Leroux, plus unlike an expensive sports subscription, it's free 99!! 110
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonJosh Bittker @jbittker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The fight we’ve been waiting for, the Battle of Brattle: Waymo vs. Cambridge turkey. @universalhub.com 1238893
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389429562
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/03/2026Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶 11037561265
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/03/2026i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰 2994744
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonDan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 22/02/2026AI is now Protestant, sorry. Enjoy talking to your church of one, nerds. 1759
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 20/02/2026furious at how absolutely shambolic culinary history is. it's wild that there are two completely divergent origin stories for the sloppy joe sandwich and apparently no documentary evidence for either!!!! 3132513
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonAndrea Phillips @andrea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The surge of pride when your kid sends you a good meme 3333100
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Doug Ford dropped out of college and became Premier because his parents were rich. Literally the worst person you want giving out advice on Best Educational Choices to Make in this Economy. A shitty economy, by the way, that he is fucking responsible for. Boo that man. 39817
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonAmyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026douglas adams was our most accurate futurist 109109162782
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonjesslyn delia @jlyndelia.bsky.social · 15/02/2026forgot to post my favourite valentines day tweet i ever tweeted 042
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horsegradient.horsegradient.horseDraw a horse, watch it run! 3569793588
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny 152326208
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I fear with all the controversy around the halftime show we lose sight of why we actually have a Super Bowl in the first place, the commercials. 511119
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Can't stop won't stop trying convince everyone I know to go down to Woodbine beach and see how cool and frozen the lake is. Check out a Great Lake near you today to see some really cool shit! 001
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If ICE agents get to kill people because their job is so stressful, shouldn't an ICU nurse get to kick their car? Like what is the job stress-to-free-action conversion rate 028942
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The amount of snow still out there is crazy, just heaped onto people's little postage stamp lawns. The city will either scoop it up at some point in the future and take it to a storage facility to be dealt with or it will melt the next time we have a mild day and 🤞 it doesn't cause a big flood 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Had an altercation with a customer today because he was doing that thing some ppl do where they pretend they are really angry about something but actually just joking, and silly me I thought he was actually upset and apologised and he got mad for real because I didnt get his "obvious" joke 😐 110
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/01/2026SAURON: build me an army worthy of mordor SARUMAN: so a buncha big beefcakes SAURON: well no that’s not wh SARUMAN: drop everything, boys! we’re buildin beefcakes! SAURON: SARUMAN: massive damp guys comin right up! beefy dudes! 261298234
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'm slightly tipsy so I'm just gonna say if any of you fucks out there with disposable income are staying in hotels or still ordering door dash at this particular moment in time you better be tipping with $50 bills 623204230
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is 141254655256
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/01/2026[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing! 265868
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/01/2026I mean there are hundreds of people on the planet if you really think about it 41996120
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonThe War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Toronto! We're coming to the modern birthplace of The War on Cars to rally the troops in their fight against Ontario Premier Doug Ford. Presale tix are available right now for our Patreon members as well as supporters of @cycletoronto.bsky.social. Sign up to get the promo code. This one will be big!patreon.comLive in Toronto! Patreon Presale. | The War on CarsGet more from The War on Cars on Patreon 29725
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/01/2026it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over 1075519557
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloon🍉Pacmaeng (DGS)🚩 @dgstudios.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I’m suing movies because they made me think life was a procession of my enemies, from weakest to strongest, facing off against me in ritual combat. the incongruities with my lived experience are damning and manifold 175
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I will miss her so much when it's time to take her down for the season 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/12/2025It's raining so hard rn and it's all going to ice over tomorrow I just know it 010
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/12/2025David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.” 307139052236
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870431849
