Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/07/2026 2411112
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Me: [dog dies in a movie] *crying* [human dies in a movie] Me: *still crying* Why did they have to kill that dog earlier? 1573530216
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonjen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 30/06/2026Max Muncy has homered but it's up to you to figure out which one 916019
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Cabo Verde #BeaverQuest 😃 there are 51 of these little guys all over the city. Finding them all is literally called Beaver Quest, I love it! Happy World Cup everybody , and happy Pride 😊 0140
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Canada won a game today and the patio I was on was thrilled about it. It has been so fun having World Cup football games in Toronto. I saw like 4 themed beaver statues today 110
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026all the primitive caveman diet stuff is so funny because wdym cavemen never ate vegetables, what do you think the gatherer in hunter-gatherer means, are they gathering steak sauce 351692253
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 28/06/2026DO NOT ASK THE STAFF WORKING AT THE DOLLARAMA! They just work there, they don't order the things, they just put the things on the shelf. They work hard and it's not their fault. They dont have the ear of the buyers. do not give them a hard time, give the ceo and executives a hard time, happy pride 020
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This Pride why not ask the CEO of Dollarama why they never sell Pride merch. Cheap junk for parades and parties is kinda their speciality and yet they carry not a single rainbow napkin or springy antennae headband with rainbow hearts on it. Pretty sus Neil Rossy 😒 110
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I've got vacation coming up so I went on a little lending spree through my Paused Holds list at the library, unpausing books left and right bc I like to have options 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 15/06/2026What I wanted: nice smooth legs What I got: big ass fabric bandaid right at the knee bc I slipped a little and abraded an inch and a half of skin with a 4 blade razor ☹ 020
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Let's all go ahead and shave our legs and/or faces and necks in the slipperiest room in the house, what could possibly go wrong?! 120
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Shout out to the real Girl's Girl in line for the washroom at the farmer's market who, upon realizing none of the stalls had any toilet paper, left the line, got a stack of napkins and shared them with all of us, absolute legend 👑 000
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/05/2026i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted 4960122
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I have been secretly savoring every cold day we have had this April bc everybody keeps saying it's gonna be a hot summer and I will miss being a little chilly so much 😔❤ 000
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonTravis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 20/04/2026One more preemptive strike will heal me... Just one more preemptive strike bro... I swear I'm good after just let me do one more preemptive strike and I promise I'm good dude 350070
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Another loss for the Jays, I bet my dumb ass still tunes in for tomorrow's game though 🙃 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Boy, we really could have turned the game around in the 7th, bases loaded, no outs, and then suddenly a bunch of outs and it's the end of the 7th and not one point was scored, what a waste 😔 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Choosing to listen to another Jays game tonight 😀 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026We definitely still lost though, you don't some back from being that far behind in the 9th inning 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026People are leaving the stadium bc the game is basically over even if it is still the top of the 8th, I am getting ready for bed with the volume down 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I had such a long day and I was really looking forward to this game and I'm so bummed at how things are going, what a night 100
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026WALTER CRONKITE (gravely): 5778621206
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Certainly not going to be getting a lot of happiness from this particular game, that's for sure ☹ 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It is 5-1 Dodgers, still the top of the 4th, a runner on 3rd, I have nothing riding on this game except happiness and that's enough for me 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Getting a lot more ads for sports gambling this season, which is unfortunate. I really think easy access to gambling is one of the worst developments of the past few years 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The top of the 3rd seemed to go on forever but at long last it is over. Let's get some hits boys, please 🙏 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026As always, the first inning is brought to us by Armstrong Birdfood (feeding Bluejays since 1982) let's fucking goooooo! 110
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Jays are playing the Dodgers tonight, it's a home game and the fans are booing every Dodger who steps out on the field 100
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 05/04/2026"Being disappointed is a part of the game, it's just as much a part of it as winning" I tell myself through gritted teeth as the White Sox beat the Bluejays for the third game in a row 010
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The Jays did not win today, but I do love an extra inning bc it's extra baseball!! 000
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Listening to baseball on the radio has been a game changer! I love spending the afternoon listening to a Jays game with my baseball buddies Ben Shulman and Chris Leroux, plus unlike an expensive sports subscription, it's free 99!! 110
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonJosh Bittker @jbittker.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The fight we’ve been waiting for, the Battle of Brattle: Waymo vs. Cambridge turkey. @universalhub.com 1238893
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389419562
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/03/2026Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶 11037561265
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/03/2026i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰 2994744
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonDan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 22/02/2026AI is now Protestant, sorry. Enjoy talking to your church of one, nerds. 1759
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 20/02/2026furious at how absolutely shambolic culinary history is. it's wild that there are two completely divergent origin stories for the sloppy joe sandwich and apparently no documentary evidence for either!!!! 3132513
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonAndrea Phillips @andrea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The surge of pride when your kid sends you a good meme 3333100
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Doug Ford dropped out of college and became Premier because his parents were rich. Literally the worst person you want giving out advice on Best Educational Choices to Make in this Economy. A shitty economy, by the way, that he is fucking responsible for. Boo that man. 39817
Cthulhu Balloon @spooky-max.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I shudder to think what that ride home was like 😬 120
Reposted by Cthulhu BalloonAmyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026douglas adams was our most accurate futurist 109109162782
Reposted by Cthulhu Balloonjesslyn delia @jlyndelia.bsky.social · 15/02/2026forgot to post my favourite valentines day tweet i ever tweeted 042
