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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sorry but you are kinda just a dick.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you to @mgiraldi.bsky.social, who pointed me to the insta acct for the photographer (www.instagram.com/kevinlohmanp...). the story and the other two photos are 24k gold.
kevinlohmanphotography
Santa Cruz, California
Are You Kidding Me?
Can this Great Horned Owl's eyes get any bigger?
I'm excited that my photo "Are You Kidding Me?" was selected as one of just 43 finalists in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, from more than 10,000 entries representing 112 countries!
The story behind it is just as crazy. I was photographing this seven-week-old owlet when a squirrel suddenly launched from a nearby branch and landed directly on its head, knocking both of them out of the tree.
And believe it or not, a squirrel knocked this same owlet out of the tree THREE TIMES that morning! Fortunately, the owlet was fine and eventually settled down next to its mother.

(photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history)second photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he isthird photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he is
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RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw that one clip of Bugs Bunny saying "Download now from the app store" on my Bluesky feed yesterday, and this cursed idea got stuck in my head. #LooneyTunes #YTPMV #VideoEdits Bugs Bugs Bunny.
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Spookty @spookty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arrest Elon Musk.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Enjoying Swan Boy? Want MORE Swan Boy? Early comics and bonus art and music and a vibrant discord community? All of this and more await you at www.patreon.com/bransonreese...
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Get more from Branson Reese on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $3/month. Hello my beloved fans, it's me: Branson Reese, creator of the…
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Top 4 Most Liked Panels of September 2026 were...
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 6: The Gleam

Mickey prances and dances down the street on his tippy-toes, wide-eyed and happy as can be. A crowd of onlookers watches stunned and amused.

Mickey: (singing) Oh, I am a gay ballerina! Tra-la-la!

Man 1: The guy's bats!

Man 2: Maybe we oughta call a cop!From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: Monarch of Medioka

An article in a newspaper shows "Mickey" celebrating in large ballroom, confetti flying and pretty ladies around him. He looks absolutely happy.

Article Headline: Mystery Playboy on Spending Orgy Startles ContinentFrom Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 8: Aunt Marissa

Aunt Marissa is looking at a large photo of Goofy, who is striking a confident, self-assured pose with his fists on his hips.

Marissa: Who is THAT divine creature?From Mickey and Donald: The Search for the Zodiac Stone

Pete pokes through a doorway, aiming a gun.

Pete: (grinning) Surprise, stupid!
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m on the newest episode of The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman and Catherine Bohart! It was a lot of fun!!
youtube.com
World Leaders Forced to meet Trump
YouTube video by The Bugle
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't know why this is true but it is and I'm so proud of you guys
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I never ever thought I would see such a dangerous unhinged psychopath running the US military. We’ve had some bad ones, but never like this.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
Trump Plans to Bring Back Firing Squads, Group Executions if He Retakes White House
The former president wants to expand the use of the death penalty, and expand the federal government's options for carrying out death sentences.
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wokeaf3-2.bsky.social @wokeaf3-2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Regime Change Now ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you may think bunny has a headache but do not worry ! it is cleaning their fur and may be giving themself a cool new hairstyle
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
these river otters are blissfully unaware the Cuyahoga has 13 fires in its history
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Jasper with his hand up and and angry look on his face 
Text reads
"Slow down. Bluesky's for regular posting

Not for fancy posting"
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
branson is so real for this. swan boy fuckin rocks
panel of an extremely hot and cool gal in a leopard print strapless halter having a very true to life conversation with her "clown prince/perhaps the fool be the wisest of us all??-type boyfriend, off panel
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Rhetoric is the art of ruling the minds of men." ~ Plato
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fight for abortion rights is the fight for trans rights is the fight for foundational bodily autonomy for all of us. every issue is a queer issue and if you haven't realized this yet, don't worry. they'll show you.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Roses are red, These times are quite trying
A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they need stop with all the reboots and prequels, and develop the one IP that matters: The Story of Augustus Who Would Not Have Any Soup
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brought to you by Hanford
Stop Using Anti-NUCLEAR Language
Instead of:
"If my parents find out about this, they'll go nuclear."
"This discourse is radioactive."
"The country must avoid letting Al become a Chernobyl moment."
"I'm worried about the fallout from this decision."
Say:
"If my parents find out about this, they'll have a blowout on their offshore oil platform resulting in 4.9 million barrels of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico."
"This discourse is leaking up to 9% of its production in the form of methane directly into the atmosphere, leading to the greenhouse effect and contributing to the melting permafrost and the rapid warming of the Arctic."
"The country must avoid letting Al become a Benihu Colliery moment, the worst coal mining disaster in history, in which a gas and coal dust explosion resulted in 1,549 deaths."
"I'm worried about the severe acid rock drainage that might develop from this situation, requiring decades of additional monitoring and treatment and leading to long-term health effects for the nearby population."
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Spookty @spookty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer sleeping comfortably meme with text "How I sleep knowing people that roll coal are now paying $7 for diesel"
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Chris MacQuarrie @cmacquar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bsky mutuals
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Low Bones
ALT: Low Bones
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Spookty @spookty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm looking forward to Brad Bird's "Ray Gun" but why did the trailer show the whole movie?! NETFLIX IS ASS AT PRODUCING TRAILERS.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 23/09/2026
sticker on a pole saying “Rogue Outdoor Consulting: Have Fun, Don’t Die”, and inside is a raccoon head and an 8-point star
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now is the perfect time to plant an oak tree.
youtu.be
Doug Tallamy: The Nature of Oaks
YouTube video by Bringing Back the Natives Garden Tour
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Spookty @spookty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CPAC convention that has a sign displaying the text "We are all Domestic Terrorists"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a hard little worker!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we just blowing past the illegal part which is the part that’s happening in the present
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BOSS: you need to start thinking outside of the box SCHRÖDINGER: absolutely not
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CLIP_ART/CLIP31.GIF
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everything reminds me of her
jussipussi buns, heeheehee
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Dr Mel T @drmel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
💯
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 08/09/2026
my friend josh told me 21 years ago that the lasting consequence of 9/11 would be a long-term all-consuming return to a medieval crusader mentality in the west that would bring about an age of unreason and bloodshed that would dominate the rest of our lives. turns out–
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