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Zoe

@spinnyhorse.bsky.social
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30s | Lancashire | She/Her

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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m really tired of being strong. I’ve been strong for 5 years. I’ve been strong while I was ignored by the Scottish NHS. I’ve been strong while I spent 2 years in limbo. And the second it looked like something good might happen the person who volunteered to help me functionally disappeared
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyway I think I’m just gonna not bother getting close to anyone again. Nobody ever stays and it’s never mutual. I’m just not exciting. A husk going through the motions but essentially dead.
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean I just think it’s weird that polycules are so often dominated by one person who gets to fuck everyone they want while insisting their favourites are off-limits to anyone else
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just feel really isolated and hopeless rn
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell
Homer and Marge Simpson sit in their car outside a retirement home trying not to make eye contact with an old lady sat in a wheelchair
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think if ur village has a silly name instantly evocative of urine no-one should ever take u seriously
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I tell you what tho this mashup was unintentionally prophetic
youtube.com
Shape of the Sickness - Ed Sheeran vs. Disturbed (Mashup)
YouTube video by oneboredjeu Mashup
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran does have fans; it’s just that as an empathetic thinking human you are incapable of conceptualising them, sort of like how you might look at some monkeys in a zoo and be unable to picture yourself picking lice from your friends
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ah fuck you know what, having your brain dead body carted about for the benefit of the other reptiles in the system that you championed and embodied for so long is a perfect torment
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 15/09/2026
when the hash cake kicks in
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
U ever think about how in “Who Shot Mr Burns” Smithers has that dream where Mr Burns is unharmed and has mutual affection for him and then he wakes up and discovers everything’s still horrid and how it’s actually such a cuttingly real depiction of how grief and unrequited longing can manifest
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn this is actually quite a good photo tho
A Northern class 150/1 train leaving Levenshulme station in the morning
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally hours later, although at least nobody was killed.
MSF International 2
@MSF
On 13 September, an MSF bus carrying 10 humanitarian staff in Gaza City was damaged by an Israeli airstrike on a targeted vehicle just two metres away. One of our colleagues was injured in the strike.
The bus was clearly identified as an MSF vehicle, with a large MSF sticker visible on its roof. Once again, Israeli forces have shown a blatant disregard for the safety of humanitarian and medical personnel.
Nowhere is safe in Gaza. Civilians, healthcare workers and humanitarian staff must be protected. Clearly marked medical and humanitarian vehicles must be spared from attacks.
14:32 • 14/09/2026
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I cannot see or heard the word “Megan” without thinking of that haemorrhoids vine
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Miss Melancholy @villyne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gotta bring this energy
Colin Dellow @cldellow • 19h
People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_lose.
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Jim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026
I never imagined that Story of O would translate well into video game form, but props to them for trying
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Farting down the ventilation of a billionaire apocalypse bunker
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Actually if I ever won an Emmy I would take it as a mark of shame; an indicator that I’d dried up and had nothing new or evocative to add to the world
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Might pick up my bf from the train station this afternoon ☺️
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who up at half 6 having Buldak take revenge on them after forgetting why they don’t eat Buldak any more
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is “Christ on a cracker” something people actually say or did I just invent it I’m kind of fond of invoking jeezy-boi on objects out of exasperation
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed "I don't take sides and do politics" Sheeran
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grondage
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AMAB enby who transitions into a woman just so they’ll be gendered correctly
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I suggest
Kink.com armory
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finished with cultural appropriation? Time for the photo shoot in a field!!!
Jessie J, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Ed Sheeran, all pictured in fields in a collage the tr t reads “Handy collage of pop stars pictured in fields after they've finished with Black music x”
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What has the BBC ever done for me?
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Enjoy the camps” no thank you, I think I’ll enjoy the gulags later instead
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
actually it's about ethics in hairdressing
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Democrat candidate carefully places garden rake on ground, pulls out a protractor and aligns the handle perfectly, then jumps on the end, cannon balling themselves for maximum force* American libs: FUCKING RUSSIANS
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nobody who talks about “kitchen table politics” has ever sat at a kitchen table in their life, they’ve spent their mealtimes in lavish dining rooms and pervert restaurants
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apolitical tho!
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Everyone needs to be disabused of the notion that it is possible to "remain apolitical". The world is political and you live in it. Grow up.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seems a good time to drag this one out again.
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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The-er Doctor-er? Are-er you-er sure-er? Yers. Hower taller wozz he-er? About-er so-er high-er zzzzzz
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah a lot of white boys do impressions of me And you always see my clips on your fyp
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The foreheid of barberphobe and Lib Dem supporter Joel with an Arnold Rimmer H added.
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶Tell me how Ken Paxton will be better Tell me how I capitalise letters Tell me how I never wanna hear you say Talarico's not the way🎶
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 14/09/2026
Lib Dems want everyone to look like this
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nothing Cillian Murphy has been in was good
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think one area of hairdressing should be regulated and it should be not allowing these fucking white boys to get those cunt fascist Peaky blinders haircuts that amount to an even more sexless mullet
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh it’s not just racism it’s also a little favour lmao This generation of liberal politicians well aware that what follows is fascism but fuck you, they’re going to have the fun they were promised back when they joined the student union
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I’ve never seen anyone in a vape shop” I have and they’re insufferable fucking wankers
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Snufkinlib
lauren 
@NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Christ only the Lib Dems would be high enough on their own farts to think there was traction in “your dipshit Facebook friend with opinions about Turkish barbers”
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Shocking development from a European leader who has never seen a genocidal regime indiscriminately slaughtering Muslims that she didn’t love
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