Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m really tired of being strong. I’ve been strong for 5 years. I’ve been strong while I was ignored by the Scottish NHS. I’ve been strong while I spent 2 years in limbo. And the second it looked like something good might happen the person who volunteered to help me functionally disappeared 010
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyway I think I’m just gonna not bother getting close to anyone again. Nobody ever stays and it’s never mutual. I’m just not exciting. A husk going through the motions but essentially dead. 120
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean I just think it’s weird that polycules are so often dominated by one person who gets to fuck everyone they want while insisting their favourites are off-limits to anyone else 100
Reposted by ZoeAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience 14765791368
Reposted by ZoeThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell 0113
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think if ur village has a silly name instantly evocative of urine no-one should ever take u seriously 040
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I tell you what tho this mashup was unintentionally propheticyoutube.comShape of the Sickness - Ed Sheeran vs. Disturbed (Mashup)YouTube video by oneboredjeu Mashup 020
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran does have fans; it’s just that as an empathetic thinking human you are incapable of conceptualising them, sort of like how you might look at some monkeys in a zoo and be unable to picture yourself picking lice from your friends 161
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ah fuck you know what, having your brain dead body carted about for the benefit of the other reptiles in the system that you championed and embodied for so long is a perfect torment 131
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026U ever think about how in “Who Shot Mr Burns” Smithers has that dream where Mr Burns is unharmed and has mutual affection for him and then he wakes up and discovers everything’s still horrid and how it’s actually such a cuttingly real depiction of how grief and unrequited longing can manifest 000
Reposted by Zoeflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literally hours later, although at least nobody was killed. 11914381
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I cannot see or heard the word “Megan” without thinking of that haemorrhoids vine 000
Reposted by Zoejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men." 18271631174
Reposted by ZoeJim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026I never imagined that Story of O would translate well into video game form, but props to them for trying 1196
Reposted by ZoeBary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Farting down the ventilation of a billionaire apocalypse bunker 161
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Actually if I ever won an Emmy I would take it as a mark of shame; an indicator that I’d dried up and had nothing new or evocative to add to the world 130
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Might pick up my bf from the train station this afternoon ☺️ 000
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Who up at half 6 having Buldak take revenge on them after forgetting why they don’t eat Buldak any more 110
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is “Christ on a cracker” something people actually say or did I just invent it I’m kind of fond of invoking jeezy-boi on objects out of exasperation 000
Reposted by ZoeDB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed "I don't take sides and do politics" Sheeran 519844
Reposted by ZoeDani Finn 🐙 🏳️⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AMAB enby who transitions into a woman just so they’ll be gendered correctly 6484
Reposted by ZoeM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Finished with cultural appropriation? Time for the photo shoot in a field!!! 516246
Reposted by Zoeedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Enjoy the camps” no thank you, I think I’ll enjoy the gulags later instead 0213
Reposted by Zoeonlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026actually it's about ethics in hairdressing 221837
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*Democrat candidate carefully places garden rake on ground, pulls out a protractor and aligns the handle perfectly, then jumps on the end, cannon balling themselves for maximum force* American libs: FUCKING RUSSIANS 000
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Nobody who talks about “kitchen table politics” has ever sat at a kitchen table in their life, they’ve spent their mealtimes in lavish dining rooms and pervert restaurants 031
Reposted by ZoeSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Everyone needs to be disabused of the notion that it is possible to "remain apolitical". The world is political and you live in it. Grow up. 37411
Reposted by ZoeSon of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Seems a good time to drag this one out again. 14711
Reposted by ZoeMatt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The-er Doctor-er? Are-er you-er sure-er? Yers. Hower taller wozz he-er? About-er so-er high-er zzzzzz 1113
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah a lot of white boys do impressions of me And you always see my clips on your fyp 010
Reposted by ZoeRue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🎶Tell me how Ken Paxton will be better Tell me how I capitalise letters Tell me how I never wanna hear you say Talarico's not the way🎶 1243
Reposted by ZoeCathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 14/09/2026Lib Dems want everyone to look like this 3263
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think one area of hairdressing should be regulated and it should be not allowing these fucking white boys to get those cunt fascist Peaky blinders haircuts that amount to an even more sexless mullet 051
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh it’s not just racism it’s also a little favour lmao This generation of liberal politicians well aware that what follows is fascism but fuck you, they’re going to have the fun they were promised back when they joined the student union 030
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“I’ve never seen anyone in a vape shop” I have and they’re insufferable fucking wankers 120
Zoe @spinnyhorse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Christ only the Lib Dems would be high enough on their own farts to think there was traction in “your dipshit Facebook friend with opinions about Turkish barbers” 120
Reposted by ZoeGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 14/09/2026Shocking development from a European leader who has never seen a genocidal regime indiscriminately slaughtering Muslims that she didn’t love 226440