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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 5h

Someone eat something please

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 7h

She's having a Hartnell moment

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 11h

This is NOT a low carb spread 😬

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 11h

So this is 56 and 2 days. Time to get up and do the cheesy pineapple on sticks.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 11h

Was this another DWM April Fools?

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 22h

My TV has started being tuned to a channel with ads when I switch it on. I have just had the misfortune to catch a bit of a McDonalds ad that makes me want to smash everything.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An egg boiler isn’t as daft as it seems

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

These loft conversions must come in kit form

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why not push three pushchairs onto the tube without folding them and block the door? Oh you already have.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This must be Pertwee’s one. Walking from Barnes to Hammersmith. It’s a different world this side of London. Posh rugby kids.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pedestrian route. Which is of course just Station Road that joins a hostile busy road just after.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t you love it when a massive group of overseas students looks at the train for a while then all get on together just as departure time comes.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Three things happened on my 6th birthday Swap Shop started The Hand of Fear started I got a mini toolkit of which the tiny saw still survives

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Are Viking tattoos okay? Or do they tend towards you know what too much?

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alice Roberts is going on a journey again #documentarycliche

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Watching Monarchy. It’s only 22 years old. With misgivings because Stsrkey.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What with TOTP, the Traitors and Bear Scots, I could paint my bum blue and say Ooops Upside Your Head and no one would notice tonight.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ooo she's a one. I remember when she was getting a Crackerjack pencil off Anita Harris, too.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clothing makers, you don't need to make everything so heavy. Some of us are naturally hot.

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Looking forward to the 200+ articles on this

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When people bring food and they were not asked to bring food.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tom: Word on the street is he wears a syrup in real life. Mummy: yes I heard that too!

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having fish n chips tonight, but not really looking forward to it. My get up and go has truly got up and went today

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Baymax Deflated and Tired Going Down Stairs

ALT: Baymax Deflated and Tired Going Down Stairs

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Braverman accidentally got it right whilst arguing with a black English man on QT. She said she wasn’t English but identifies as a British Asian. Her choice. Also his choice to identify as an English person. Which she can’t countenance, because right wingers always want to control people.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone explain it all to me please.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Flu and Covid jab booked. Can't do it til 23 Oct GRRR

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Two things that tell us everything we need to know about the USA 😕 Death penalty No universal free healthcare

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Imagine not needing all this shit to deal with too many cars.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Think my insides aren’t keen on the more realistic plant burgers either 😬 Or anything with a lot of sugar free sugar.

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Washing Machine in Action

ALT: Washing Machine in Action

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Miles and Chains @miles-and-chains.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fort William, and the Sleeper has recently arrived from London Euston. 37401 ‘Mary Queen of Scots’ shunts the Motorail van into the siding for off loading. #Class37 #Tractor #FortWilliam

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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vera told the robot: "If you mention Vera Lynn or Winston Churchill once, your plug is coming right out. Have you got that? I was twenty in 1972"

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Meet Robert the robot looking after Vera, 74, in her own home

At least a thousand people across England use the droids, health tech company Cera says.

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Matt Beany @mattsawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Seems bloody warm again tonight.

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