Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope she haunts everyone involved in this. 0144
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Frank Grimes. @franklingrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when you just called the restaurant, ordered and a person would drive the food to you? Now we have parasitic capitalism; where a company makes an app that steals money from the restaurant, the driver, the consumer and no one is happy. 1217111
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)static.klipy.comEllie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger DangerALT: Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger Danger 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They should have held a fake memorial service using lookalikes of all the other notables, then invited Dump and Hogsbog to that instead and pretended to film it. 011
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind. 0566130
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡beanisacarrot @beanisacarrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Norman Conquest? Norman Lovett, more like. 67314
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me: Trying to be less stressed. Also me: Breaks out in hives 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So it's called the Teacup ride Tae Coat? Er, no Ton Cunt? Definitely not How about fPlb Grom and I'll throw in a completely different font for some reason? Oh forget it... 110
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Still missing: Pussycat, pea-green boat. 051
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Chris Davies @crd37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One of my favourite exchanges - from a pair of very south London lads: Lad 1: Look out man it's the Feds Lad 2: WTF are you on about? Feds? 51547
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/08/2026Just when you think you've reached the limits of how stupid people can be, you find that you haven't in fact reached those limits 1232
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Seriously can YouTube people just fuck off with all the AI thumbnails? It. Looks. Shit. FFS just fire up Canva or something, it's not that hard.static.klipy.comDan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza ReactionALT: Dan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza Reaction 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Is this what happens when you type in "ketamine fuelled edgelord music video maximum cringe setting" into Grok? 020
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Slicing courgettes thickly, arranging them in two even piles, then sliding them across the chopping board to my wife, I murmur “everything on black.” Rolling her eyes again, she places them in the frying pan. 51517
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed. 1240174
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Remember folks, these unhinged masses walk among us. Or maybe they don't because they're too busy furiously arguing online about how tiramisu is ableist and anyone who owns more than three pencils is some kind of modern day Louis XIV. 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 01/08/2026So, apart from the obvious batshittedness of this, we can infer that masks are bad and woke but putting a filter between you and the thing you don't want to be breathing in is... good? 120
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026can i replicate a full-sized chocolate bat'leth 1221026
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643051438
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comPhilip Seymour Hoffman in Talented Mr. RipleyALT: Philip Seymour Hoffman in Talented Mr. Ripley 020
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain. 2013169243377
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡tobyontour @tobyontour.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The British electorate voted to get a £200m polar research vessel named “Boaty McBoatface” - the chances of them voting for a man with a bin on his head just for a laugh are surprisingly high. 6763
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149924237
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Jeswings @jeswings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Count Binface - the Real Anti-Establishment candidate. 0443
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/07/2026WAT?static.klipy.comPaul Rudd Confused ReactionALT: Paul Rudd Confused Reaction 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comJohn Candy as Del Griffith checking his watchALT: John Candy as Del Griffith checking his watch 010
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 03/07/2026brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988 727745
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hot Mess Express Elm City, NC 440187
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Not to be too crude but I think it's a damn shame that Kiefer Sutherland is not currently whispering naughty things in my ear.static.klipy.comMoira Rose: I Said It (Schitt's Creek)ALT: Moira Rose: I Said It (Schitt's Creek) 110
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When did your obsession with toxic men begin? I’ll start. 🫠 7534
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡The Ghost of Tom Joad @gaean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Seeing his signature always reminds me of the Epstein Birthday card. 2171
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026History's most reassuring venue. 0171
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320956926
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 01/06/2026God I wish I could just delete everything and live in the woods 1738419
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 31/05/2026static.klipy.comTim Gunn on Project Runway: Utterly PreposterousAlt: Tim Gunn on Project Runway: utterly preposterous spewing of fiction 010
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 29/05/2026WHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!static.klipy.comKirk Khan: Iconic RageAlt: Kirk shouting "Khaaaan!" in iconic rage but I like to think he's also raging at this AI slop 120
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Me in my Bluesky bubble:media.tenor.coma man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room .ALT: a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room . 030
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Brits seem to be particularly bad for this. "YOu HaVe to EnjOY It CoS it'S noRmaLLy rAiNing innit?!" Erm, no, this has happened every year since about 1999, and by the way you literally look like a boiled lobster right now. 130