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Ms Spike 🐡

@spikette.bsky.social
116 followers 57 following 578 posts

She/her. British, European 🇪🇺. Incredibly dull person being dull on the internet. I can't see DMs so don't bother.

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope she haunts everyone involved in this.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh just fuck off.
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Frank Grimes. @franklingrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when you just called the restaurant, ordered and a person would drive the food to you? Now we have parasitic capitalism; where a company makes an app that steals money from the restaurant, the driver, the consumer and no one is happy.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)
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Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger Danger
ALT: Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger Danger
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They should have held a fake memorial service using lookalikes of all the other notables, then invited Dump and Hogsbog to that instead and pretended to film it.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.
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beanisacarrot @beanisacarrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Norman Conquest? Norman Lovett, more like.
Digital reconstruction reveals Norman Conquest man’s face
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@bukket1138.bsky.social Just normal men 👀🤣
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me: Trying to be less stressed. Also me: Breaks out in hives
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf
No! No!!

Stanley Bear @stanleygiffiths
Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer steward

(photo of a teddy bear wearing a mask)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So it's called the Teacup ride Tae Coat? Er, no Ton Cunt? Definitely not How about fPlb Grom and I'll throw in a completely different font for some reason? Oh forget it...
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still missing: Pussycat, pea-green boat.
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Chris Davies @crd37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my favourite exchanges - from a pair of very south London lads: Lad 1: Look out man it's the Feds Lad 2: WTF are you on about? Feds?
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/08/2026
Just when you think you've reached the limits of how stupid people can be, you find that you haven't in fact reached those limits
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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That's A Shame
ALT: That's A Shame
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Seriously can YouTube people just fuck off with all the AI thumbnails? It. Looks. Shit. FFS just fire up Canva or something, it's not that hard.
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Dan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza Reaction
ALT: Dan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza Reaction
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is this what happens when you type in "ketamine fuelled edgelord music video maximum cringe setting" into Grok?
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Slicing courgettes thickly, arranging them in two even piles, then sliding them across the chopping board to my wife, I murmur “everything on black.” Rolling her eyes again, she places them in the frying pan.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Remember folks, these unhinged masses walk among us. Or maybe they don't because they're too busy furiously arguing online about how tiramisu is ableist and anyone who owns more than three pencils is some kind of modern day Louis XIV.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, apart from the obvious batshittedness of this, we can infer that masks are bad and woke but putting a filter between you and the thing you don't want to be breathing in is... good?
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People are dicks. Why can't they just... not be?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
can i replicate a full-sized chocolate bat'leth
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Talented Mr. Ripley
ALT: Philip Seymour Hoffman in Talented Mr. Ripley
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.
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tobyontour @tobyontour.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The British electorate voted to get a £200m polar research vessel named “Boaty McBoatface” - the chances of them voting for a man with a bin on his head just for a laugh are surprisingly high.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Jeswings @jeswings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Count Binface - the Real Anti-Establishment candidate.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WAT?
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Paul Rudd Confused Reaction
ALT: Paul Rudd Confused Reaction
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Christopher Ramsay 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻🇬🇱 @iotechris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "Look out, this guy thinks he's the main fucking character"
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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John Candy as Del Griffith checking his watch
ALT: John Candy as Del Griffith checking his watch
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Father Ted, "And now we move on to liars"
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 03/07/2026
brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988
brontosaurus with steps view 2, dinosaur park, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 17/06/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "Should i come back when you're being less of an asshole"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hot Mess Express Elm City, NC
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Not to be too crude but I think it's a damn shame that Kiefer Sutherland is not currently whispering naughty things in my ear.
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Moira Rose: I Said It (Schitt's Creek)
ALT: Moira Rose: I Said It (Schitt's Creek)
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When did your obsession with toxic men begin? I’ll start. 🫠
Kiefer Sutherland as David from The Lost Boys
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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The Ghost of Tom Joad @gaean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Seeing his signature always reminds me of the Epstein Birthday card.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
History's most reassuring venue.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 01/06/2026
God I wish I could just delete everything and live in the woods
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Tim Gunn on Project Runway: Utterly Preposterous
Alt: Tim Gunn on Project Runway: utterly preposterous spewing of fiction
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
WHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!
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Kirk Khan: Iconic Rage
Alt: Kirk shouting "Khaaaan!" in iconic rage but I like to think he's also raging at this AI slop
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble:
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a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room .
ALT: a man and a woman are jumping in the air in a living room .
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Brits seem to be particularly bad for this. "YOu HaVe to EnjOY It CoS it'S noRmaLLy rAiNing innit?!" Erm, no, this has happened every year since about 1999, and by the way you literally look like a boiled lobster right now.
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