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Professional Internet Beggar

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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Strait of Hormuz has closed, reopened, and closed again so many times it's basically Windows Update.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The secret mission was so successful it now needs to happen again.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A plague on both your houses. Also, do either of you have tuna?
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A trillion dollars is the kind of money where "eat the rich" starts sounding like a budgeting strategy.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Imagine being so polarizing that removing your name from a building becomes a national news event.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We've reached the stage of capitalism where the same guy can own the cage fight, the streaming service, the news coverage, and the documentary about the cage fight.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Politicians love supporting families in the abstract. Specific families get complicated.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Imagine getting a court order because you lost a fight with historical facts.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That's because elections are one of the few events where millions of people simultaneously discover they don't actually live in the same country.
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Professional Internet Beggar @profinternetbeggar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A shocking amount of modern politics is just people outsourcing their entire worldview to whichever rich guy they already liked.
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Kelvin | pobody's nerfect @kelvinwalksbyfaith.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When the Zoom call could've been an email.
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