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Ms Spike 🐡

@spikette.bsky.social
116 followers 57 following 578 posts

She/her. British, European 🇪🇺. Incredibly dull person being dull on the internet. I can't see DMs so don't bother.

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jersey Evening Post billboard: FUGITIVE SAUSAGE DOG CAUSES MAYHEM
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hehe, a little nod to the feline judge there, aaaand nice boogie! Love the trousers 😍
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Seinfeld Dance
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope she haunts everyone involved in this.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh just fuck off.
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Frank Grimes. @franklingrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when you just called the restaurant, ordered and a person would drive the food to you? Now we have parasitic capitalism; where a company makes an app that steals money from the restaurant, the driver, the consumer and no one is happy.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The guillotines can't come quickly enough.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)
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Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger Danger
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They should have held a fake memorial service using lookalikes of all the other notables, then invited Dump and Hogsbog to that instead and pretended to film it.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They want to make sure to wring all the novelty out of Christmas nice and early so they can start marketing Valentine's tat on 26th December.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, safest in the world until some innocent bystander who looks "not quite like them" tries to get on. Then what happens?
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But... they do realise that there is a country, of whom we are an important ally, which is right now having a literal war with Russia, right?
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.
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beanisacarrot @beanisacarrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Norman Conquest? Norman Lovett, more like.
Digital reconstruction reveals Norman Conquest man’s face
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Heroic doggo to receive medal for services to lake stick cleanup operations! 🏅🏆🐶
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@bukket1138.bsky.social Just normal men 👀🤣
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Genealogists hate this one trick
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I dunno, someone mentioned it once but I can't think where they got the idea from
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David Tennant Says Bit Weird
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me: Trying to be less stressed. Also me: Breaks out in hives
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh bugger! 😕
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arg! Can't believe I missed your new specs! 👓 They look fantastic and really suit you. 🤩🤩🤓
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The Fast Show - Suit You Sir!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr Naomi Wolf @naomirwolf
No! No!!

Stanley Bear @stanleygiffiths
Today I helped out at Leamington Spa #vaccination centre as a NHS volunteer steward

(photo of a teddy bear wearing a mask)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tweet from brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle):

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So it's called the Teacup ride Tae Coat? Er, no Ton Cunt? Definitely not How about fPlb Grom and I'll throw in a completely different font for some reason? Oh forget it...
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh bugger. 😥 Godspeed you magnificent man. 💔
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Tim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic Smirk
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still missing: Pussycat, pea-green boat.
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Chris Davies @crd37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my favourite exchanges - from a pair of very south London lads: Lad 1: Look out man it's the Feds Lad 2: WTF are you on about? Feds?
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/08/2026
Just when you think you've reached the limits of how stupid people can be, you find that you haven't in fact reached those limits
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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That's A Shame
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Seriously can YouTube people just fuck off with all the AI thumbnails? It. Looks. Shit. FFS just fire up Canva or something, it's not that hard.
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Dan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza Reaction
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Is this what happens when you type in "ketamine fuelled edgelord music video maximum cringe setting" into Grok?
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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The Dude: What Did I See?
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Slicing courgettes thickly, arranging them in two even piles, then sliding them across the chopping board to my wife, I murmur “everything on black.” Rolling her eyes again, she places them in the frying pan.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Remember folks, these unhinged masses walk among us. Or maybe they don't because they're too busy furiously arguing online about how tiramisu is ableist and anyone who owns more than three pencils is some kind of modern day Louis XIV.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Steady on, it's only Wednesday!
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Haha quite right! They have obviously been well trained 😉
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Woman Shouts 'Booooo!'
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We're all on the well-worn path from young and cute to sassy and hungover 😂. I think we all prefer the latter though 😉. Happy anniversary!!! 🎉 🎂
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, apart from the obvious batshittedness of this, we can infer that masks are bad and woke but putting a filter between you and the thing you don't want to be breathing in is... good?
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh wow! Those are much more impressive than what I was imagining! 😄💩🥚 I suppose it takes up less space than a normal sewage works.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Poop eggs"?? ... Actually I don't think I want to know.
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I Love Lucy: Lucy's Funny Face
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mmmm craggy goodness
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Haha I hadn't thought of it that way but now it all makes sense! "A virus with shoes" as Bill Hicks would say.
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thank you! 💙💙 I find the general level of dickishness increases significantly in the summer. Can't wait for the autumn (also it might be nice for everything to not be on fire for a bit) 😒
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I Will Never Understand People, They're The Worst
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People are dicks. Why can't they just... not be?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
can i replicate a full-sized chocolate bat'leth
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sounds wonderful!
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Will And Grace Karen Walker
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Eeeeeehhh... sorry but whuut??!
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Confused Girl Meme
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Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Haha yes I saw that this morning. Still took 4 goes to get it though! 😝
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