Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hehe, a little nod to the feline judge there, aaaand nice boogie! Love the trousers 😍static.klipy.comSeinfeld DanceALT: Seinfeld Dance 020
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope she haunts everyone involved in this. 0144
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Frank Grimes. @franklingrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember when you just called the restaurant, ordered and a person would drive the food to you? Now we have parasitic capitalism; where a company makes an app that steals money from the restaurant, the driver, the consumer and no one is happy. 1217111
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (if you feel like it)static.klipy.comEllie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger DangerALT: Ellie Kemper as Kimmy Schmidt: Stranger Danger 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They should have held a fake memorial service using lookalikes of all the other notables, then invited Dump and Hogsbog to that instead and pretended to film it. 011
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They want to make sure to wring all the novelty out of Christmas nice and early so they can start marketing Valentine's tat on 26th December. 010
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yeah, safest in the world until some innocent bystander who looks "not quite like them" tries to get on. Then what happens? 0141
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026But... they do realise that there is a country, of whom we are an important ally, which is right now having a literal war with Russia, right? 020
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind. 0566129
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡beanisacarrot @beanisacarrot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Norman Conquest? Norman Lovett, more like. 67314
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Heroic doggo to receive medal for services to lake stick cleanup operations! 🏅🏆🐶 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I dunno, someone mentioned it once but I can't think where they got the idea fromstatic.klipy.comDavid Tennant Says Bit WeirdALT: David Tennant Says Bit Weird 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me: Trying to be less stressed. Also me: Breaks out in hives 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Arg! Can't believe I missed your new specs! 👓 They look fantastic and really suit you. 🤩🤩🤓static.klipy.comThe Fast Show - Suit You Sir!ALT: The Fast Show - Suit You Sir! 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So it's called the Teacup ride Tae Coat? Er, no Ton Cunt? Definitely not How about fPlb Grom and I'll throw in a completely different font for some reason? Oh forget it... 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh bugger. 😥 Godspeed you magnificent man. 💔static.klipy.comTim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic SmirkALT: Tim Curry's Dr. Frank-N-Furter Iconic Smirk 110
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Still missing: Pussycat, pea-green boat. 051
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Chris Davies @crd37.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One of my favourite exchanges - from a pair of very south London lads: Lad 1: Look out man it's the Feds Lad 2: WTF are you on about? Feds? 51547
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 18/08/2026Just when you think you've reached the limits of how stupid people can be, you find that you haven't in fact reached those limits 1232
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Seriously can YouTube people just fuck off with all the AI thumbnails? It. Looks. Shit. FFS just fire up Canva or something, it's not that hard.static.klipy.comDan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza ReactionALT: Dan Levy's Unbelievable Pizza Reaction 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Is this what happens when you type in "ketamine fuelled edgelord music video maximum cringe setting" into Grok? 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comThe Dude: What Did I See?ALT: The Dude: What Did I See? 010
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Slicing courgettes thickly, arranging them in two even piles, then sliding them across the chopping board to my wife, I murmur “everything on black.” Rolling her eyes again, she places them in the frying pan. 51517
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed. 1240174
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Remember folks, these unhinged masses walk among us. Or maybe they don't because they're too busy furiously arguing online about how tiramisu is ableist and anyone who owns more than three pencils is some kind of modern day Louis XIV. 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Haha quite right! They have obviously been well trained 😉static.klipy.comWoman Shouts 'Booooo!'Alt: Woman Shouts 'Booooo!' 010
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We're all on the well-worn path from young and cute to sassy and hungover 😂. I think we all prefer the latter though 😉. Happy anniversary!!! 🎉 🎂 020
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 01/08/2026So, apart from the obvious batshittedness of this, we can infer that masks are bad and woke but putting a filter between you and the thing you don't want to be breathing in is... good? 120
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oh wow! Those are much more impressive than what I was imagining! 😄💩🥚 I suppose it takes up less space than a normal sewage works. 010
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Poop eggs"?? ... Actually I don't think I want to know.static.klipy.comI Love Lucy: Lucy's Funny FaceALT: I Love Lucy: Lucy's Funny Face 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Haha I hadn't thought of it that way but now it all makes sense! "A virus with shoes" as Bill Hicks would say. 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thank you! 💙💙 I find the general level of dickishness increases significantly in the summer. Can't wait for the autumn (also it might be nice for everything to not be on fire for a bit) 😒static.klipy.comI Will Never Understand People, They're The WorstALT: I Will Never Understand People, They're The Worst 120
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/07/2026can i replicate a full-sized chocolate bat'leth 1221026
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Sounds wonderful!static.klipy.comWill And Grace Karen WalkerALT: Will And Grace Karen Walker 000
Reposted by Ms Spike 🐡Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643041438
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Eeeeeehhh... sorry but whuut??!static.klipy.comConfused Girl MemeALT: Confused Girl Meme 110
Ms Spike 🐡 @spikette.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Haha yes I saw that this morning. Still took 4 goes to get it though! 😝 110