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Spasmodicus

@spasmodicus.bsky.social
170 followers 174 following 885 posts

Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It isn’t small, it’s just more of a craft penis
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And this is why I always pick from the back. Haunting.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/09/2026
Haha yeah that potassium is gonna confuse the MAGA.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/08/2026
Wab Kinew reacts to Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario: "You know when a rock band is really over the hill and you see them in a casino playing some song from like 50 years ago? I think that's the part of Donald Trump's presidency we're at now."
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Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bolt didn't run into a wall and explode. That's part of the skill set, my dudes.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Help help my anus is burning why was I programmed to feel pain
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 22/08/2026
This is the best response to "If you instinctively feel that THING is wrong, it's wrong, so stop letting all of those stupid facts and experiences and personal growth stop you from making the snap judgement you feel is correct" that's going around the far right these days.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gardeners refusing to let pots go
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 06/08/2026
I somehow expect that prediction markets might not permit wagering on the life expectancy of CEOs. Call it a hunch.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Window into the mocking with which foreign media is treating the situation. The latest on the live of Le Monde, France’s paper of record: “We’re being told Trump wants to file an appeal with Infantino alleging that the Belgian team played soccer.”
“On nous dit dans l’oreillette que Donald Trump souhaite lancer un recours auprès de Gianni Infantino en accusant la sélection belge d’avoir joué au football ce mardi.”
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump Curse confirmed
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Greased up and wearing only a banana hammock, today’s the day I find a wife on the bus.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/05/2026
"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 23/04/2026
“RFK is a eugenicist who believes that people with chronic health conditions deserve to die preventable deaths” is a plain fact that the news media cannot or will not tell the public.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani theonion.com/cpac-to-feature-exhibi…
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
French General Richoux being frank about Trump
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Your Honor, I ask the court -- does this sound like the kind of man who would force himself on an innocent child?"
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
share.google/rBM4RjIbP2z5... Box! Logan's Run 1976
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@maggiemcneill.bsky.social I have a strong hunch you've seen this but once more shouldn't hurt.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I think its important to be able to destroy somebody with words without stooping to threats of physical harm
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”
A picture of Reich official Kristi Noem, wearing a backwards trucker hat and a faded blue button down shirt. She’s looking at camera and wants to talk to you casually about how racism rocks and that all the cool kids are doing it. You know, for America.
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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 04/11/2025
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Live look-in at the Dodgers bullpen
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a large building is being demolished and smoke is coming out of the building
Alt: a large building is being imploded and it collapses
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Just a reminder. There is no Alberta without Canada. The separatists in Alberta are a loud and vocal minority. Real Albertans need to start getting louder than them. Now. #Canada #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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