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Spasmodicus

@spasmodicus.bsky.social
170 followers 174 following 885 posts

Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.

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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mateuuuuus
Matoooos plonk.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Slightly less charismatic.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Doctor F
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A plastic bucket full of post-revolution Lego heads.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Start with this center panel.
Poster shot of Steve Carrel from 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not a detail-oriented group, Wild Rose.
Marlaina Smith's image strategically emblazoned on the side of a Wild Rose Party campaign bus.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Ah'm Push in Boots!
Sean Connery brandishing a revolver while wearing a red posing pouch held up by suspenders. Vote Zardoz.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well done, you.
An image of an irritated flamingo saying "Aren't you a fancy motherfucker." Pointless, really.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
He speaks well of you.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Slimmed down some.
Chet from Weird Science transformed into a Trump spokesman.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Alberta gots sophistications too.
Dirty Ram pickup truck advertising genital waxing on the rear of the cab window. By Kooter Couture.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I can't.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Do you smell that?
A bust of Bari Weiss on a urine-soaked pedestal in a common room at a shitty university.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Gene Hackman consoling himself with a saxophone.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Adam West as Batman disposing of a large bomb in a panicky way.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Alejandro smiles.
Post container. Save for future games.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A sack of hammers. Dumber than.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Sing a hit, be a hit.
Only want to see you walking with the...
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