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Spasmodicus

@spasmodicus.bsky.social
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Albertan, not the kind you're thinking of. Not fond of the current management in either place. Clown shoes and salty ham.

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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is his last name Hitler?
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every god damn day. All god damn day.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could be habit forming. Enjoy.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Booted Badger has beef.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Volunteer spigots.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pleasantly understated. If I may, "It’s possible that the folks telling us that separation will make us all rich aren’t trustworthy." Their every breath is a lie.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New shit-spigot looks like the last shit-spigot. Still, one can be hopeful.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bounce it twice. Let's be sure.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scumbags gonna scumbag. The CBC's photo of him next to Marlaina says it all.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chokemon, bud. That's what time it is. Beanie Babies said hi.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vigorous blem. Carry on.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bathe orcs and put them in street clothes. Next stop, Kennedy Center.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Roadkill Robbie. Gotta be some wildlife around. To collect and process the remains.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Papi says........
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No boot goes unlicked.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Olive is judging somebody. Hard.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pissed off and yet reasonable. Thanks.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
audassity.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Flag-bearer. Front of the column.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bragging on Uncle Skunk.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Just the tip" is next.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Axe, pike, caltrops, punji sticks. A Fucking Pencil!
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ralph bux. Got bribed with our own money. And fuck, were we cheaply bought.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Berta Proud Dunce.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One hand in the grave...
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and fuck the military too.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Black is Black.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shoot the other foot, Donald.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Verbal diarrhea, impacted bowel, delirium trumpens.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little Jack Horner energy.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We'll do what's good for our economy. You, who cares? You'll ride the orange moron's yo-yo for the duration.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has piqued my disinterest. Will actively ignore. Wish her all the meh.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Want to hear him explain that 'dumb' has a b in it. Again. To the nation. Educational, that.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Montana's right there. Redcliff can go already. Be twats with guns.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pave Mar Del Crappo first. Make it very personal.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gutterballs.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Porkzilla. Stymaster.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy sleeps with his teeth clenched.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Head of lettuce triumphs again.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be careful out there. Ka$h may be savoring a Brown Cow.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buddy!
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The soda is fine. You suck.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sticking with my Pork Soda, thanks.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Which one didn't?
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stadium karaoke. Just him. All alone.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ew-mail.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to pass.
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Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hatless twat. May his crops wither.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It isn’t small, it’s just more of a craft penis
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