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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We are being killed by the world's dumbest people.
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Fang @fang072401.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If someone uninitiated asked me to tell them about 40k, I would start here and have them look at this image whenever they feel like the lore is getting too overwrought or dumb. Behind everything else, it is ultimately an excuse for a huge, scowling man to blast some kind of space goblin with a gun.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Pat Stares At WINGS @patstaresat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tiny Tim was no angel
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/08/2026
This week I sat down with Bernie Wagenblast, the voice of the NYC subway system - a sound that any New Yorker can recognize almost instantly. We discussed how she got the job, her experience as a trans woman in New York City, and so much more. Watch the full stream below: youtu.be/XuAqiaCvxT8?...
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the 2026 buisness owner
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The power of light and shadows
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Steven Sheil @scsheil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Currently reorganising my paperbacks and came across my TNT collection - aka the wildest, most ridiculous and over-the-top men’s adventure series ever published. Let the synopses give you a taste of what’s inside:
A series of seven paperback books, all with black covers, all with varying illustration of the same man’s face - holding a gun, a knife, a hook etc. He is extraordinarily chiselled and rugged. Anthony Nicholas Twin vs. The Black Widow
Six of the richest men in the world. All dead. All had been married to the same mysterious woman. A woman so elegant, so deeply sensual, no man could resist her. No man, except of course, TNT.
But when the deadly seductress traps TNT on a mirrored bed suspended from a helicopter high over the Empire State Building-the man with the uncanny sexual prowess has to make a crucial decision-become the black widow's new mate or end up as a grease spot on Fifth Avenue...
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before. Meet Anthony Nicholas Twin.
He goes all the way.
And then keeps going.
In the wilds of Paraguay is hidden a legendary city of sex and gold. For centuries its citizens have lived in peace. But now the fanatical Torquemada is stealing their treasure to finance his scheme to become the worldwide Napoleon of Terrorism.
TNT's choice: infiltrate Torquemada's fascist killer corps by surviving their incredible suicide training. Or watch the only human he loves, sweet innocent October, subjected to the most hideous torture ever dreamed of by animal or man!
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before.Anthony Nicholas Twin in a battle for blood
Eleven people. All with the same rare blood type. All dead. Butchered and bled by international terrorists.
One woman. The only possible donor left in the world. Frozen-her body rests in a secret cryogenic laboratory in Hungary.
TNT is about to enter a living, breathing hell of staggering proportions. A Kingdom of Death-where blood runs cold and hearts cease to beat at the push of a button. It is a nightmare
world that leaves TNT only two choices-kill with razor-edged precision...or end up as a human popsicle...
TNT
It begins beyond anything you have ever experienced before.
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A bag of the infected Taylor farms shredded iceberg lettuce that had the pathogen cyclospora in it being held by someone in the foreground while in the background there's a tremendous amount of the summer of 2026 Canadian wildfire smoke
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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RX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Alex emerges from a portal in 1970s Japan and reaches out to a man in military uniform. She cries out "Yukio Mishima! I'm from the future. Before you attempt this coup, there's something I think you should see." She holds up an Ipad that displays the title screen for The Amazing Digital Circus. They watch together and Yukio Mishima says "God, I'm just like Jax." He falls on to Alex, weeping and holding her closely. Alex comforts him.
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PureAsbestos @pureasbestos.com · 11/07/2026
"Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery" edited so that Lenin is holding a gun pointing at the painting, which has a shoddily concealed Meccha Chameleon character hiding on it.
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HELL IZVE RESURRECTION @izve.lmaonice.com · 09/07/2026
okay motoko's dyke spiegel fit does steal the show but the boys are so swagged out its insane. batou's golfing outfit, borma's zubaz pants, and ishikawa's shell suit jacket are all wild.
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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As is tradition by now every year
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?
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Belle - The wicked witch of atproto @torrentempress.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
Okay so to summarize, 300k Nazi Catholics (who are closely associated with Peter Theil and JD Vance ideologically and religiously) just got excommunicated and their marriages annulled because they decided to say fuck the vatican for being nice to Jews and women..... The way I am gagged....
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Okay. So. Obscure Military Holy Orders. Bear with me on this one: In 1687 the French were aggressively expanding their trade and slavery operations on the Gold Coast. As part of this two young West African boys were sent back to France, most likely as slaves. One may have been called "Aniaba". /1🧵
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG HUMAN @scherawyss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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🐱 Ayvie/Sabine 🐲 Dragon HRT @ayvie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/06/2026
RIP john blanche, one of the greatest to ever do it
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hugely sad. We've lost John Blanche. It's hard to know where to begin. He set fire to a generation's imagination, and those fires show no sign of stopping burning. His work very much illuminated the darkness.
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LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 03/06/2026
eavesdropping on a couple of english lit academics in st. john, i overheard confirmation of what is surely going to be the biggest literary news story of the year
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tuomaspirinen.bsky.social @tuomaspirinen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
John Blanche has died. Absolutely devastating news. I have no words right now. It will have to wait. Farewell, old friend.
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
some jokes write themselves
a notification from mlb that reads “alimber santa is the 2nd player in history to pitch in a no-hitter in his MLB debut, joining bumpus jones — who tossed a no-no in 1892”
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Reincarnated Dismal Saint Moises Hallowell XII🧠💤 @villecallio.csoftproducts.life · 04/05/2026
this is wrong, cruelty squad is prenis
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sailing 6 weeks Blinding cyclopses 1 day Descending to Hades 3 days Sex with demigoddesses 8 years Navigational hazards 3 days someone who is good at the odyssey please help me budget this. my family is dying
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 24/03/2026
it's quite simple. phone is fake computer
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spuydjeks.bsky.social @spuydjeks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bowsette returns
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Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 @alicesawyer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Call my girl the House of Leaves the way I'm only lasting five and a half minutes in her hallway
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Mark Yesilevskiy @markwhyy.com · 05/05/2026
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
TBT when we were assigned to make senior portraits for art school and my teacher said I couldn't use this one because it was "too upsetting"
Self portrait of me but if I was the Eraserhead baby
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.
SOLD
OUT

SOLD
OUT

INFOWARS

DEMON
GUARD

30
HOLY PROTECTION PATCHES

is presented next to a similarly "Sold Out" product advertised as 

UNLOCK THE SECRET
WEALTH STREAM

TURN
YOUR PISS
INTO GOLD

APPLY NOW

INFOWARS

Demon Guard

$47.95

Turn Your Piss Into Gold

$349.95
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Samuel Roberts @samuelwroberts.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Can't get over how well this single image condenses the experience of playing a Hideo Kojima game.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Scott McCloud "Explaining Comics" panels where one is himself in a cartoony style and the second is in a realistic style, In the first panel he says, "That's why I decided to draw myself in such a simple style." In the second he says, "Would you have listened to me if I looked like this??"

The first panel has been edited to be labeled "DLSS 5 Off", the second edited with "DLSS 5 On"
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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