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commie pisshead. undying leviathan. she/her. мне нравится все Советское.. eng/esp/русский

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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 3h
Beautiful dream.
A sleeping woman dreams of asking threw men, "if I asked you to cut your penis off, would you?" The three men reply, "I would have to", "yes", and "of course".
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 20h
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Bala, Gulphaggot, Trannygender 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @nicepussylou.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/11/2024
Do you really support Trans people, or do you only support the "normal" ones? Do you support the unsavory, the forgotten, the ones left behind? Do you still support the transgenders, the dykes, the faggots and the trannies? Are you really in favor of trans rights for all, or only the cisnormatives?
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 19h
Why are they such freaking blanket hogs
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crazy to think that at one point in time we had completely eradicated measles
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I masturbated 14 times last night just thinkin' of you.And when I finally did fall asleepmy dreams were not exactly dry.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so mad. This track is straight up penis music.
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah Virginia is a joke state what of it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 04/09/2026
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bust of Lenin made of i know not what looking at an old computer monitor odd images he is outdoors
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget to chill.
A dog walks along, holding a flower. Text reads: "i'm literally chilling and relaxing idk".
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Umaemon, an earless, round-headed alien, is the mascot for the popular inexpensive puffed corn snack, Umaibo. He is known for his startling resemblance to famous robot cat character, Doraemon.
A round-headed mascot with a big mouth and big eyes, red pants, black jacket, and white and red bow tie stands on a green carpet, waving.
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
POV: you're in the youtube comments of a 1960s garage band song that was haphazardly used in a godawful obscure point & click adventure/doom ripoff you watched on retsupurae 5 years ago @slowbeef.bsky.social
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 04/09/2024
Huell Howser when a thing is in California
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Blaze GIF
Alt: The Tex avery wolf in a red jacket with his eyes popping out
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
just ignore the other stuff it did to her. i mean him ;)
Ad from 'hear.com' that says "Why Men Over 55 Are Ditching Hearing Aids for This New Device"
Pictured is a woman who also does not look over 55, wearing some kind of glowing blue device in her ear
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
A sign for a toy shop called ‘Carytown Dolls and Bears’Screencap from The Simpsons. Orto stomps out of a cookware shop called ‘Stoner’s Pot Palace’, angrily saying “Man, that is flagrant false advertising!”
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
queer bar fit (was meant to be karaoke fit but it was cancelled)
Selfie of Maddie wearing a new york dolls tee, a red faux leather skirt, heels, a cap and lacy sleeves
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
her lips look like this so mine can look like this
Sovietcakelady’s lips with a black holographic lipstickMy lips and face smeared with the same lipstick
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
yeah i guess
Youtube comment from jaimehudson7623:
'Trans' isn't just for Transylvania anymore...
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
yeah, so...
2 Barbies with shirts reading "100% DOLL" and "I <3 puppy L<3ve"
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
pov: you fell asleep on a zoom call with your girlfriend last night
My gf's youtube history showing a bunch of scream sound effects and also the star wars theme
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
me when i see my friend become a girl
Aerith from the FF7 remake watching with excitement as Cloud is put in makeup and a pretty dress
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nearly two months after my initial diagnosis I am finally going to do immunotherapy IV infusion treatments. While I'm glad it's finally happening how I'm going to be after has been filling me with a lot of anxiety.
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sonic JNCOs feel very on the nose tbh
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The sons of all our republics are raising the five-year plan construction sites", Soviet poster, 1983
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Sparks Lyric Bot @no1inheaven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, I'm the girl in your head but the boy in your bed
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FAT WOMEN FOREVER
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Sparks Lyric Bot @no1inheaven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never feel like garbage when I'm with you
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Hanne Østli Jakobsen @hannejakobsen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Old tweet from march 2023, me: computer say you are alive and hungry. Computer: I am alive and hungry. Me (loading single bullet into gun): may god forgive us for stealing the divine fire of creation
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trans people's humanity isn't even acknowledged while their rights and safety are stripped right in front of us but yea lets write about how the plagiarism machine for fascists has fee fees we should respect
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The reason I know it's true is because I don't get comments like, "I'd never abandon you or anybody, here is a list of things the DNC is doing to stop your erasure." to ease the fear. I get, "We are and it's the right thing to do."
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not that the DNC is just happy to sacrifice trans people. It's that the DNC wants us to THANK THEM for feeding us to the woodchipper. They want to do the bad thing but still be called the good guys. It's not just trans people, too. We're just their current blood sacrifice.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Amber Jayne 🐀 Rat in a Corner OUT NOW !!! @ambernymph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Inventing a new spin on queerbaiting called malebaiting where you trick the audience into thinking the story has a cute blorbo man in the main cast only to reveal that actually that was an egg an this story has no narratively relevant men
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🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when people criticize soviet union or china for "betraying communism", by doing market reforms, etc, they sound like someone saying to a dishwasher "how come half the dishes are still dirty? you're a traitor to clean dishes" as more dirty dishes get put on the pile.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if this horrible little thing and its cursed amulet come near me I'm going to beat it with a bat actually
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Katie Jercov @kate678.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anything helps- hurting a lot today ty to the angels who helped so far 60 to go now for food, comfort meds, house bills 💸 the onco said they could mayyybe get me pain meds by monday, what a world
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Madame Web
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