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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What do you mean sixth heatwave? WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN?
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Short sleep is categorised as under 7 hours here. Jesus. Who the hell gets more than 7 hours these days? That’s blue moon stuff. Plus, oh no, 9 months of my career? Waah waah.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/08/2026
If you're having a bad day, just remember: a group of fireflies is called a sparkle.
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hat tip to this heroic level of pettiness.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I repeat. I love Micah.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I bloody love Micah.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For the love of God just put POCKETS in your frocks and skirts. Then I will buy. It’s not hard people. I do not want to faff about with a bag. Everrrrr.
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Alisa Bokulich @alisabokulich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And what to teach people to do if they are drowning: Flip, Float, & Follow (analog of Stop, Drop, & Roll if you catch on fire)
DROWNING?
THEN FLIP,
Flip over onto your back and float.
FLOAT,
Float to:
• Keep head above water.
• Calm yourself down from fear and panic;
don't panic.
• Conserve your energy.
AND FOLLOW!
Follow the safest course to safety:
I Do not fight the current.
Follow the current to assess which way it's flowing. Swim
perpendicular to the flow.
© Too tired to swim, continue floating and
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s the time of year to be sharing this.
An infographic flow chart describing what to do if you find a baby bird. Some key points:
– if the baby bird is injured, remove it from danger and contact local wildlife rescue
– if it is featherless, you can find the nest, and the nest is undamaged, replace it in the nest and observe from a distance
– if it is featherless and you can’t find the nest or the nest is damaged, contact local wildlife rescue
– if it has lots of feathers, it’s normal for it to be on the ground, so look to see if the parents are around. If they are, and if they’re feeding the fledgling, then all good. If not, you can gently shoo the fledgling under cover and observe to see if the parents return.
– whether the baby bird is featherless or feathered, if the parents don’t return to feed it (or if a predator turns up and starts attacking it), contact local wildlife rescue
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A river of crocodiles you say? A new PB swim you say? Well ain’t that just a head scratcher.
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Sasha Goryunov @slasherrrr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Union Berlin lose at bottom club Heidenheim, sack head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. She becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Oh crikey! I need a rather superb book related present idea!" Why not get a subscription to The Big Green Book Club? I individually pick, wrap & send out a book each month to people based on the stuff they like reading. I do 3, 6 & 12 month subs. INFO HERE biggreenbookshop.com/book-club/in...
Stacks of books with envelopes in each of themseven tall neatly stacked piles of parcels, each with a book in.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
‘Stay light.’ Is really good advice.
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Bert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
NEW to Bert's Books - The Best of 2025 subscription. Sign up today and I'll send you my pick of the best reads of 2025 - in paperback! bertsbooks.co.uk/product/the-...
The Bertvent books
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Day two of having the heating set to “cannabis factory” level to keep the aged P’s warm. My face feels like the skin of a rotisserie chicken.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
TOND A new ghost story for Christmas From the makers of Broken Veil pod.link/1745494718/e...
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My daughter is 21 in a couple of weeks. She didn’t want to go to a fancy restaurant, she’s requested that we celebrate by doing laser tag, interactive darts and beer pong. She’s top drawer.
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Lee Randall @leerandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Still blithely unconcerned about hurting the feelings of original substitute box. (And by original I mean one in a long series of boxes.)
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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Wednesday!
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 14/08/2025
Video from every angle of the simultaneous demolition of eight cooling towers at a decommissioned power station in Nottinghamshire, today
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Every angle of largest cooling tower collapse at Cottam Power Station
Contractors say the flattening of eight structures was the largest ever simultaneous demolition of cooling towers.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Mr Elder to the rescue with a 300-click gift link. AND I EXPECT EVERY ONE OF THOSE CLICKS TO BE USED.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Yes. Next question.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Not only did we win the Euros but it was also my stepdad’s 85th birthday. He pounded the table with his fists and cried with joy at Chloe Kelly’s penalty. What a bloody day.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
God bless Hannah Hampton because holy hell they were big shoes to fill.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
And quite drunk.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Stupidly emotional
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
World Cup final repeat then.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
She was bloody great though
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Can I also say Berger King. (Ok, ok. )
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Berger’s going to relish that shootout. (Sorry not sorry,)
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Shit pen time!
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Megan Hayward 🌞 @meganhayward.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Saw a toddler screaming his head off in town today Why? His dad wouldn’t let him go in the Casino 😂😂
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’ve ignored the shed door banging in the wind for possibly a little bit too long now. The neighbours will be stabbing pins in dolls & glowering in my direction.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I have this framed poster on my wall.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This is just lovely. Absolutely worth a little time out to read.
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Open Culture @openculture.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Watch the Opening Credits of an Imaginary 70s Cop Show Starring Samuel Beckett
openculture.com
Watch the Opening Credits of an Imaginary 70s Cop Show Starring Samuel Beckett
Samuel Beckett: avant-garde dramatist, brooding Nobel Prize winner, poet, and…gritty television detective? Sadly, no, but he had the makings of a great one, at least as cut together by playwright Dan...
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It has to be bedtime right?
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Maria Popova @mariapopova.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
On Edna St. Vincent Millay's birthday, her stunning poem about life and death read at the funeral of the great mathematician Emmy Noether, animated by @sophieblackall
themarginalian.org
Dirge Without Music: Emmy Noether, Symmetry, and the Conservation of Energy (Amanda Palmer Reads Edna St. Vincent Millay, Animated by Sophie Blackall)
“Lovers and thinkers, into the earth with you. Be one with the dull, the indiscriminate dust.”
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
LISTEN UP, the final two episodes of Bravo Two Charlies are still on BBC Sounds, along with a special about the show, featuring ME (and some other people). GET SOME FUNNY www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I have de-Christmassed all by my sen. Felt like Geoff Capes when I dragged the tree out and pitched it. I can hear the last drops of sloe gin calling me now.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Feeling a little under the weather. Going to self medicate with a lemsip and a sloe gin chaser.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
One day I’ll be able to adjust the volume of my phone without taking a screenshot. Today is evidently, and repeatedly, not that day. *looooong irritated sigh*
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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
..and that was the new one from 'Middle Class Women of a Certain Age'.
DJ John Peel
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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A lonely man encounters an apparition on a beach that begins to haunt him... WHISTLE AND I'LL COME TO YOU (2010) 8pm #JohnHurt #GemmaJones #LesleySharp 👻 Ghost Story #TPTVsubtitles
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think maybe the breakdown has arrived. Bit late frankly, thought it’d happen years ago.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Also, on top of the headache, my entire body is itching like I’ve got scabies. Which is nice.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Have had a headache all week. Felt permanently hungover without a drop of booze. I blame *gestures wildly around* all this worldly nonsense.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Like any captain of industry, I can’t be bothered with the slow pace of a Slinky so I throw them down the stairs
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
[Angry as fuck]: sure no problem
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