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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Badenoch is a fucking hero. ..Damn autocorrect, that should be ‘zero’.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think future me will say this large whisky chaser was a bad idea.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lesley Manville is living proof that one can still be sexy at 70.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Bathroom’s free” …”I didn’t even know it was in prison” #Dadjoke #Ohsuchawittyfucker

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A crisp October morning and my favourite time of the week. No work, no rush, sat on the back step with a cup of tea.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Number 6, although not particularly scary, is a doozy. www.imdb.com/list/ls54687...

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just realised in the phrase ‘You couldn’t make this shit up’ you can actually make up the word ‘shit’ from ‘this’ 🤔

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I vividly remember as a kid in the 70s sat in a packed Dr’s waiting room, mum smoking a fag, Dad supping on a can of Newkie Brown, youth in the corner injecting drugs, ah the good old days. *I may have misremembered/embellished some of the facts.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The first British politician to use the term ‘SI’ seriously instead of ‘AI’ is a cuck, pass it on. #superintelligencewanker

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d add ‘Also don’t attempt in the dark, moron’.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Keep out of the black And stay in the red You're not a serial killer Unless there's two or more dead

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wondering what the ratio for Bullseye contestants to serial killers was… #youcantbeatabitofbully #Bullseye

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jim Bowen has just described one of the prizes on Bullseye which is a video recorder as ‘today’s yesterday’s tomorrow’ and my brain has melted #youcantbeatabitofbully #Bullseye

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

PRETEND you’re drunk by simply getting a new pair of varifocal glasses.

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JamesHobson @jameshobson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Warning- this picture is harrowing

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME KATE BUSH IS THE NEW JUDGE ON GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF?!

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A colleague at work asked me if I’d do him a solid. I immediately reported him to HR. What a weirdo 😳

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We are fucked. www.imdb.com/title/tt4539...

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June W @rejunevate.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm watching "West Side Story". It's such a good plot about two households, both alike in dignity and the star-crossed lovers therein, someone should make a more serious, non-musical version.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Shoutout to the first people who tried all the poisonous stuff so we know they’re poisonous ☠️

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So why isn’t this bigger news? Labour’s media reporting still sucks.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lifehack: Fed up with glasses and keys falling down that little gap in between your car seats and centre console? ..Simply use expanding foam and then get a matching spray paint for that professional looking finish 👍

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Everybody is on their phones all the time these days; even the Dead Sea scrolls.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jeez, there’s no need to make such a song and dance about it 🙄

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When you read out a weather forecast to somebody and then that weather doesn’t actually happen so the person you told blames you personally. That.

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Adding talcum powder to cocaine softens the blow 🤪

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“This is top secret so we need code names” …”I’ll call you Back, okay?” “Okay, bye” … *stares at disconnected phone* “Fucking idiot.”

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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ooooh, just discovered that "Halt And Catch Fire" is available on ITVX at the moment. 📺 Been dying to have a rewatch of that for ages. If you've never seen it, you should!

Image shows a promo for the tv series "Halt And Catch Fire"

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Neil @pearofdestiny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m sorry but I seriously doubt it’d take Jim Bowen two minutes to count out £160 in the commercial break. I’ve tried and it can be done in less than 20 seconds 🙄 #Bullseye

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That'll buy a lot of balaclavas

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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine

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