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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 22h
Love this!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes! So very much this. My lot make each other laugh like no other. They’re brutal with each other but all the in-jokes and silliness are worth everything.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yup. My 18yo rang me all upset. That’s how encompassing she is.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s the spirit!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Goddammit! That’s my ear worm for the day.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hurrah!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That’s superb.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good luck!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good luck! X
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What do you mean sixth heatwave? WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAN?
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Short sleep is categorised as under 7 hours here. Jesus. Who the hell gets more than 7 hours these days? That’s blue moon stuff. Plus, oh no, 9 months of my career? Waah waah.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Woah!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy birthday! x
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Superb.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Teachers don’t get paid for the holidays. We only get paid for term-time but it’s spread pro-rata across the year. (And yes, there’s still work to do during the breaks.)
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Good luck!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you! She’s in! All very happy round here.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/08/2026
If you're having a bad day, just remember: a group of fireflies is called a sparkle.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw my first one last year. Blew my tiny mind!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Read his book Travels With Charley. He and his dog (Charley) take a big ole road trip and it’s beautifully written. He had such a wonderful take on life.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Much love to you Moose. What a day. x
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy birthday lovely! x
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hat tip to this heroic level of pettiness.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I repeat. I love Micah.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I bloody love Micah.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me too.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TRUE!
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Aye. Unfortunately.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We all have those days when it hits us. Get out there in that sunshine and walk it away. Be better soon x
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
On the flip side, you are excellent at being eloquently grumpy. So there’s that…
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You get a “hey”?
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yes! I had this. Think it’s still at my parents. Must lift it next time I’m home.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
WUT? I shake my head at your mother.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For the love of God just put POCKETS in your frocks and skirts. Then I will buy. It’s not hard people. I do not want to faff about with a bag. Everrrrr.
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Alisa Bokulich @alisabokulich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And what to teach people to do if they are drowning: Flip, Float, & Follow (analog of Stop, Drop, & Roll if you catch on fire)
DROWNING?
THEN FLIP,
Flip over onto your back and float.
FLOAT,
Float to:
• Keep head above water.
• Calm yourself down from fear and panic;
don't panic.
• Conserve your energy.
AND FOLLOW!
Follow the safest course to safety:
I Do not fight the current.
Follow the current to assess which way it's flowing. Swim
perpendicular to the flow.
© Too tired to swim, continue floating and
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Adorable!
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s the time of year to be sharing this.
An infographic flow chart describing what to do if you find a baby bird. Some key points:
– if the baby bird is injured, remove it from danger and contact local wildlife rescue
– if it is featherless, you can find the nest, and the nest is undamaged, replace it in the nest and observe from a distance
– if it is featherless and you can’t find the nest or the nest is damaged, contact local wildlife rescue
– if it has lots of feathers, it’s normal for it to be on the ground, so look to see if the parents are around. If they are, and if they’re feeding the fledgling, then all good. If not, you can gently shoo the fledgling under cover and observe to see if the parents return.
– whether the baby bird is featherless or feathered, if the parents don’t return to feed it (or if a predator turns up and starts attacking it), contact local wildlife rescue
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A river of crocodiles you say? A new PB swim you say? Well ain’t that just a head scratcher.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I read no.44 three times. It’s beautifully written.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hurrah! Well done you. Eat all the pizza. Deserved
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wowsers! Hope you get some form of sleep tonight…
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Woah! How long did you sleep for?
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Travels with Charley by John Steinbeck. Just lovely.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nope. Absolutely not.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Correct!
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Sasha Goryunov @slasherrrr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Union Berlin lose at bottom club Heidenheim, sack head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. She becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"Oh crikey! I need a rather superb book related present idea!" Why not get a subscription to The Big Green Book Club? I individually pick, wrap & send out a book each month to people based on the stuff they like reading. I do 3, 6 & 12 month subs. INFO HERE biggreenbookshop.com/book-club/in...
Stacks of books with envelopes in each of themseven tall neatly stacked piles of parcels, each with a book in.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How the hell did you do that? Got it on the final go. Never heard of it. Stupid game.
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Soups @soupstoo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy birthday lovely! x
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