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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I am the perfect height for your shoulder to hit me in the throat in a one-arm hug.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Why is “Who’s a good boy?” the dominant phrase when “good girl” has alliteration and girl dogs don’t hump your leg?

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

The music industry is no place for a musician.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

There’s nothing thirstier than the Microsoft “charms” inserting themselves into my calendar events.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Rumors that Nirvana will tour with Post Malone? Dave didn’t like being hidden behind the kit the first time around. 😏

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I’ve mistakenly typed “live” for “love” so often that I’ve decided they’re the same thing.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

*claims the microplastics inside me as dependents*

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Gimme a L-T-K-F-C! Laugh to keep from crying! Laugh to keep from crying! Laugh to keep from crying!

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Why is it “hubby” and not “husby”?

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I really hoped that the love child would mean less Dave Grohl. 😏

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The part of George Orwell’s 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from ever having to think.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

From now on the word is bulldoge.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I lay down in the yard at the crack of dawn hoping the Early Bird will remove this dreaded thing from my ear.

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thunk in the night @thunk2much.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I would give so much for just one quoth from a raven

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.

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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Ted’s adventure has been excellenter than Bill’s.

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Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Sorry I’m pissy it’s just that everything is making me pissy

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

🎶 Have you heard about the stop light loser? Beaten by the traffic lights every time. Have you heard about the stop light loser? She’s a loser and she won’t be on time. 🎶

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Why do smokers roll their car windows down when they light up? Is the smoke unpleasant or something?

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

🎶Kiss🎶 “Burn it, burn it, burn it all down!”

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

“I’m just not that into you.” -Me, to reality

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Put your shopping cart back the right way, please.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

That meteor needs to hurry up.

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Who is this “god” they speak about? This god of guns but not of grace. This god of greed but not generosity. This god of the womb but not of the woman. This god who cannot hear kids cry. This god who fears dark skin. This god of America, but not all of America? That's the Devil, yo.

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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?

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Garance Franke-Ruta @thegarance.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

What we are witnessing is a kind of high-tech January 6.

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I went offline for a bit over the weekend but from what I gather the federal government is basically being run by an unelected meme lord who doesn’t know how anything works. Do I have that right?

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zappa-szep @zappaszep.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

we really need a shorthand for “how are things except for everything?”

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Wh⭕a @zzztestaccount.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The Koch brothers when someone with more money than them ends up with control of the government.

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Potomac Ripper Inclusive @potomacripper.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

It’s like there is this straight line from Citizens United to “richest man in the world buys himself unfettered access to the Treasury”

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 02/02/2025

Dang! Laundry doesn't even stop for a country experiencing a constitutional crisis

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The Cheshire Cat has a Venus butthole tonight.

Image of Venus close to the crescent moon.

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

🎶So dutiful to specious lies… 🎶

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✨blondie✨ @southernbomb23.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Looking into a quick trip to the Bermuda Triangle.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

My posts have never gone viral but I have gone, like, allergies. Whatever's a step below that. My posts have gone mild but treatable infection. Something in that realm.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/01/2025

why would anyone willingly be born

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 30/12/2024

i'm a bitch i'm a lover i will stab a motherfucker

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

*walks up to concession stand* i would like to give up please

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

When you invent the ship, you also invent the shipwreck; when you invent the plane you also invent the plane crash; and when you invent electricity, you invent electrocution... Every technology carries its own negativity, which is invented at the same time as technical progress. -Paul Virilio

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