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We’re all mad here. Profile pic: Alice and the White Rabbit, J. Morton Sale, 1933 🎨

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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Is Axl active on any platforms? He hasn’t posted on Twitter since 2025.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I am the perfect height for your shoulder to hit me in the throat in a one-arm hug.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Why is “Who’s a good boy?” the dominant phrase when “good girl” has alliteration and girl dogs don’t hump your leg?
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The music industry is no place for a musician.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Wtf, Microsoft?
Microsoft lock screen recommends getting ready for Valentine’s Day in May.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There’s nothing thirstier than the Microsoft “charms” inserting themselves into my calendar events.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Too stressed to be blessed.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Rumors that Nirvana will tour with Post Malone? Dave didn’t like being hidden behind the kit the first time around. 😏
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I’ve mistakenly typed “live” for “love” so often that I’ve decided they’re the same thing.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
*claims the microplastics inside me as dependents*
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Gimme a L-T-K-F-C! Laugh to keep from crying! Laugh to keep from crying! Laugh to keep from crying!
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Why is it “hubby” and not “husby”?
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I really hoped that the love child would mean less Dave Grohl. 😏
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I never watch the Super Bowl but this year I will be even more not watching.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Superb Owl Sunday
smithsonianmag.com
See 15 Stunning Photos of Superb Owls to Kick Off This Year's Super Bowl Weekend
These snapshots of the majestic bird in flight and in trees will leave your soul soaring
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The part of George Orwell’s 1984 that everyone forgets is how the music and publishing industries have been replaced by a machine that spits out songs and bad novels “without any human intervention.” The goal is to keep you from ever having to think.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
😍
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
LIES
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
“Attention and care” are manifestations of love.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The OP’s diagnosis of Musk/Trump fans’ accusations of “fatherless behavior” is to call them the product of a generation of “motherless boys”. The OP was pancake/waffling.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
From now on the word is bulldoge.
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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I lay down in the yard at the crack of dawn hoping the Early Bird will remove this dreaded thing from my ear.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
So only the mothers were responsible for that?
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thunk in the night @thunk2much.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I would give so much for just one quoth from a raven
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I thought they were boys whose daddies didn’t love them.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Inside you, there is a ghost and a skeleton. Every one of us is a haunted house.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Change “Musk” to “Soros” in any headline and watch MAGA riot.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A flower is crying beside a dead bee. 
The sun asks a heart, “Revolution or apocalypse?” Heart says, “I thought we had more time to choose”. A bird says, “You don’t”.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hey, 2A people! This is it! This is what you’ve been waiting for! Time to bear those arms against a tyrannical government!
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Bonus: Including them enhances everyone’s success.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Andy Borrowitz
Andy Borrowitz:  Massive computer error by DOGE donates Musk’s entire fortune to Save the Children
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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Ted’s adventure has been excellenter than Bill’s.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Faster, FASTER!
space.com
Odds of an asteroid impact in 2032 just went up. Here's why experts say you shouldn't worry
"We are still at 97.7% chance of a miss from this asteroid."
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Caucacity
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
😩
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
😩
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Dare I google CSAM?
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
How is it?
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
*bulldoGing
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Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sorry I’m pissy it’s just that everything is making me pissy
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🎶 Have you heard about the stop light loser? Beaten by the traffic lights every time. Have you heard about the stop light loser? She’s a loser and she won’t be on time. 🎶
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It refers to the ongoing coup.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Why do smokers roll their car windows down when they light up? Is the smoke unpleasant or something?
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🎶Kiss🎶 “Burn it, burn it, burn it all down!”
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
“I’m just not that into you.” -Me, to reality
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
They’re paid to return the carts to the store. We can make that easier for them.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Put your shopping cart back the right way, please.
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Solve for Why @solveforwhy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That meteor needs to hurry up.
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