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Aobambi // 36teen // brat prince that needs mouse bites to live // "fucking edgelord loser" // any pronouns are fine as long as you think I'm cute ❤️

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 5h
Why won't they tell us his name
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 5h
Pictures of that baby walrus are the only thing getting me thru these days
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DemON_bEAST (ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕎𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕒 𝟛: 𝕊𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 [𝟛] 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙) @therealdoneast.bsky.social · 19h
I'm gonna tell my children this is Breaking Bad.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19h
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 22h
I know you all hate Instagram but the Alaska Sealife Center has an orphan baby walrus 🥹
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-…
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Film Rights To Word Jotted Down Over Breakfast May Go For Record Sum
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
House sitting behind his desk with a milkshake and a speech bubble below him implying he’s saying the quoted post
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unigiri! :3
A black-and-white cat loafs on the top of a cat scratcher next to an air purifier, looking at the camera
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han @hansoeii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yearn #hannibal
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
werewolves can be killed by shooting them through the heart with a silver bullet, which will actually kill most non-werewolves as well
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Admittedly, it's a better ad slogan than "We're sorry we can't get it right."
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baby walruses look like if a seal was a sharpei
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Terry @telthetrekkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
King Henry VIII with a speech bubble
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab @bpal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m dropping it like it’s hot at the edges but cold in the middle
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Andy Warhol @warhol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Triple Elvis, 1963 botfrens.com/collections/19/content…
Triple Elvis
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Death from above. Photo from my collection, 1959.
Black and white photo of a longhaired tabby cat looking down at the photographer from the roof of a wooden structure in the woods.
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The haircut&color part I unfortunately still do not have a velvet painting of elvis
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a Pinterest success btw
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Pinterest searches have been a journey
Pinterest search history : grey hair pixie, greige hair, greige, pixie cut how to, how to cut your own hair pixie, velvet painting of elvis
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And doubtfully any worse than where I'm at ❤️
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It probably isn't but at least it's close to home !!
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Hourly Peep Show @hourlypeepshow.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
you big fox-hunting, badger-baiting tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?
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S04E01 Sophie's Parents 13 April 2007
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scored a working interview !! Doin the same thing I been doin but at least I'm confident going in lol
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 02/10/2026
not to be controversial or anything but cat. im a kitty cat. and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
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𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram)
An image of four baby cats in a moment of surprise where they are spitting at the person taking the photo. Beneath that image is a hand-drawn version of the photo, which is both extreme and yet accurate at the same time.
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Treywop. 🌬️🪼 @tryvns.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
underrated one was the josie & the pussycats one.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This prob sounds ableist but I'm mentally ill and I'm being dead ass let me innnnnn
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate those little personality tests they put in job applications why do I have to be mentally sound to work at a grocery store like ok so what's the loophole to get in as a bagger
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dead leaves are worse than pollen for me what if I'm not sick any more and this is just allergies and I'm just stuck like this
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
( Porque no los dos . gif )
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I making big moves to improve my quality of life or am I self sabotaging cos the seasons are changing and I don't like it
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Travel show but instead of visiting historical sites and tourist traps the host learns abt the local culture by digging through people's trash
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Soft applied to another job thots n prayers plz
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wikipedia says they moved on to other projects but toured again 2023 . Hardly the 6 hour video essay I was hoping for but enough for me to move on I guess
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever happened to the all girl summer fun band
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every year as I put it up I say this'll be the year I store this away properly then when it is time to take it down I say fuck future me
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to put my Halloween decorations up but I'm still sick and I need to be at full health to have the energy to detangle the big pink spiderweb that goes in the front yard
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Nicholas @thekroog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I continue to be delighted by this weathervane in a shopping plaza in one of the nearby towns.
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some people will insist the creamy Tom yum is superior but don't believe the hype the regular is just as good and easier to find. I like to break up the noodles before cooking and mix the finished product with rice so it's more filling.
Mama brand shrimp tom yum flavor instant noodles
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that one tho
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