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I want to put my Halloween decorations up but I'm still sick and I need to be at full health to have the energy to detangle the big pink spiderweb that goes in the front yard

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

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Nicholas @thekroog.bsky.social · 20h

I continue to be delighted by this weathervane in a shopping plaza in one of the nearby towns.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me: I need to change careers I am tired of brushing dogs for a living Also me: I need that heart shaped tortoise shell pattern schmoop brush even tho, and perhaps because, it is the least usable brush I've ever seen (I've been waiting for it to become available and did not hesitate)

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

U know u got a bad grade at ur Dr appt when they up ur meds and set it next appt for 1 month instead of 3 😭

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Halloween dog! 🐶🎃 @aripoppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

police are like a box of chocolates they kill dogs

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cut all my hair off femme s/s is over butch f/w is IN

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently bananas aren't supposed to make your tongue hurt after eating them who knew

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Applied for a job without uploading a resume or cover letter cos I thought I could add it later bc that is generally the case but oops anyway whats the point of filling out the questionnaire if they want you to submit a resume too to see if you are good at formatting text ??

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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I never signed a release

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 16/01/2024

fun food fact! have you ever wondered why the mcrib isn't always available? officially, it has to do with pork prices. but the real reason is that they need to give Long Grimace time to regrow the ribs they have surgically removed. this takes time as Long Grimace's only food source is its own tail

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nobody likes lost in translation any more

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank God the Atlanta zoo got new pandas we can all stop pretending to care about gorillas again

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself

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349 drawings of a lemon. @softplop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why I just look over and my dogs are posing like they are personal injury lawyers

Two dogs posed on an arm chair staring directly into the camera with somber expressions

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Windy @windyspirals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We have, at this convention, a vortex of sex and money, the two greatest motives for murder known to man. And yet, so far, all the evidence points to this being an assassination on the orders of a hypothetical...vengeful robot from the future! It's maddening!

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sanrio daily @sanrio-daily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

black and pink charmmy kitty 💫

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Untitled, Yulia Sidneva, watercolour, 2022

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

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Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This line goes so hard! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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CNN @cnn.com · 27/09/2026

Two giant pandas have left China on a flight bound for their new home at a zoo in Atlanta, where they will live on loan from the Chinese government, the latest episode in Beijing's long tradition of using "panda diplomacy" to strengthen ties with other countries. cnn.it/4AzE4kD