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Dax (David J.) Schwartz

@snurri.bsky.social
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Fiction writer; AuDHD-er; full-time Minnesotan; part-time misanthrope; scantily clad heroine. She/they. Abolish and prosecute ICE.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Genuinely devastated by the loss of Dolly Parton. She was good and kind as well as supremely talented. I hate this.
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My current personality is 40% "Sterling Point," 40% Man/Woman/Chainsaw's "Nosedive," and 20% the usual bullshit
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At least the fact that you're struggling to breathe is an occasional distraction from the oppressive heat
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It really does feel like null sometimes
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OK "Count the Rice" is so gloriously chaotic. I don't know how much longer Game Changer can keep one-upping itself. I'm in awe.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Good evening from the sweltering, smoke-laden hellscape that is currently Minneapolis
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dreamt that a woman I sort-of knew took me to an after-work event that turned out to be BIBLE FILKING. Literally one of our co-workers came out in robes and we sang Deuteronomy to the tune of something from Broadway
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BREAKING: Judge Patrick Schiltz has quashed several DOJ grand jury subpoenas aimed Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey, saying they were part of a retaliatory effort over their refusal to aid Trumpa dmin immigration enforcement efforts. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ME: Wow it's Autistic Pride Day, right in the middle of Pride Month! ALSO ME: So are you going to talk about how proud you are to be autistic and queer ME: ... ME: How about I just give a little wave
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Not everyone is happy about the dog park closing, but only the worst people do shit like this
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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fundraiser for the 15 folks in Minnesota indicted yesterday for anti-ICE organizing, from a vetted source: chuffed.org/project/1865...
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Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers
On the morning of June 16th 2026, fifteen anti-ICE organizers were arrested in aggressive raids across the Twin Cities.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
At the time I was pretty sure that it would be on TV forever and also that it was made exclusively for me
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 17/06/2026
I appreciate how people are conducting themselves here
First screenshot is a skeet by user HK: "Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

Second screenshot is of the reply thread. Comments include: 

So sad when a relationship hits the buffers
sometimes things just go off the rails
Decoupling is the right choice here
that tracks
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Here's the link BTW <3
thepinknews.com
Enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other
Two former novice nuns have shared their story after leaving the convent, falling in love and getting married.
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
Enemy lesbian nuns quit convent and marry each other
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FUCK ICE
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am anti-fascist.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is a nuisance case, but that's how they work. They don't even care that they'll eventually be humiliated when the case is dismissed. They use the courts to wear the opposition down.
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Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Charges are being filed against multiple people “for conspiracy to impede or injure federal officers,” and for efforts to allegedly “violently oppose immigration law enforcement,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for Minnesota. More details to come... www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
mprnews.org
Federal prosecutors in Minnesota to announce charges against immigration enforcement opponents
The Justice Department has scheduled a news conference for Tuesday morning in Minneapolis to announce charges stemming from opposition to federal immigration enforcement.
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Aren Aizura @incommensurati.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Feds are out in Minneapolis and St Paul this morning, arresting observers and people who protested Metro Surge. There are maybe 5-6 that I know of so far, that’s 5-6 too many. We knew this could happen. Check in with your people and secure your devices.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 16/06/2026
What's starting in Minneapolis today is going to be just like the Broadview 6 case. A desperate attempt at a show trial pursued by dumb, vicious prosecutors performing for an audience of one. An attempt to discourage and scare people from fighting back. It's not going to work.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 16/06/2026
Minnesota US Attorney Dan Rosen having a news conference at 11 a.m. to announced charges against ”antifa.” Probably explains the reports of FBI in area & legal observers being picked up & homes searched.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/06/2026
Do not talk to the feds. Get a lawyer immediately. If you're arrested. The only words you say is "I want to speak to my lawyer." They may try to be friendly or act casual. Do not fall for it. Do. Not. Talk. To. The. Feds.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15/06/2026
Support our troops!
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What is happening
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hope that whoever stole my anti-dandruff shampoo off of our stoop experiences fewer flakes and less dryness
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"A group of literally hundreds of people has sprung into action, coordinating, donating, providing lifts for families to get somewhere safe for the night, bringing food to those who don’t want to leave the house, offering shelter, car seats, toys..." www.opendemocracy.net/far-right-vi...
opendemocracy.net
Far-right chaos won’t define Northern Ireland – solidarity will
While extremists grabbed headlines, hundreds of ordinary people mobilised to protect our neighbours
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As your Senator, I'm going to hold MAGA Republicans like Tom Emmer accountable, not hug them.
Congresswoman Angie Craig smiles and hugs GOP Majority Whip Tom Emmer on June 10th, 2026
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Minneapolis Regional Labor Federation (MRLF) @mplsunions.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
👉 After fighting for a contract for nearly a year, workers at FIKA Cafe + Slate & Stone Catering at the American Swedish Institute have voted UNANIMOUSLY to STRIKE during the Midsommar celebration, one of the museum’s busiest days, UNLESS they get a fair contract #mpls @uniteherelocal17.bsky.social
Food service workers at the American Swedish Institute unionized with Unite Here Local 17 stand on the steps of the museum in red union gear with fists raised. These workers voted to authorize a strike on one of the museum’s busiest days of the year if a fair contract is not reached. They have been working without a fair contract in place for nearly a year.
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FOR ANGIE
Screenshot of a tweet from Tom Emmer. There’s a picture of him hugging Angie Craig along with the text, “Always great to see my friend and fellow Minnesotan, Angie Craig, around the halls of Congress. She's one of the few Democrats who's willing to work across the aisle to get important legislation like the Laken Riley Act across the finish line!
We will miss you around here.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm watching the show where the girl does the thing even though everybody tells her not to do the thing You know the one
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don't understand this weather but *code-switches to Minnesotan* we sure need the rain
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Slept poorly last night until the thunder woke me up in the wee hours and then I breathed a sigh of relief, rolled over, and slept soundly until my alarm woke me at 5:30
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg Zombie Walk
Alt: The main cast of "Shaun of the Dead" doing zombie walks to blend in with the walking dead. Humorous by intent and also still less convincing than the president's shambling march.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This evening has huge possum energy (i.e. I saw a huge possum walking across the sidewalk and street not fifteen feet from me as I was walking home)
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Went to the West St. Paul parade today with my mom to see my nephew's marching band. A bunch of local political candidates were there--and also Mike Lindell's gubernatorial campaign?!?
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.
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Jene @luckymud.myatproto.social · 05/06/2026
Our shitty Mayor sucks so bad they are using more than a million dollars of our money for something that's completely useless because you can't fix how much he sucks and hates anybody who is not lining his pockets.
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anthony Stewart Head? Not OK with that, universe.
static.klipy.com
Giles: The Earth is Definitely Doomed
ALT: Giles: The Earth is Definitely Doomed
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It turns out that one of the things you do when your partner is far away for an entire MONTH is to rewatch every Miyazaki film
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Dax (David J.) Schwartz @snurri.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
AwoooOooo
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Bree 🇵🇸👍 🧊🚫 @breeminneapolis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This photo by @nicoleneri.bsky.social from the @minnesotareformer.com is giving me LIFE
Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar listens as Kobey Layne speaks during the question and answer portion of the 2026 DFL State Convention. Layne is in front and blurry as she speaks. Klobuchar is in back and in focus, looking at Layne with the sourest look on her face possible. Behind her are two American flags. (Photo by Nicole Neri/Minnesota Reformer)
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 31/05/2026
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
From the Nation story: Some of these agents had been deployed to Minnesota and told me about their experiences there. A few had been stationed in DC, which surprised me, since the conversion of FBI, ATF, and IRS agents to ICE agents had led me to
assume there weren't many out-of-towners brought in. Some who had not been deployed before asked me what it had been like to be at the surges. One even said he was grateful that he hadn't been deployed: Apparently, the experience was not alluring for everyone. All the agents who had been to Minnesota told me they never wanted to
go back, for any reason
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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’ve seen some people asking for confirmation, so: yes, the Minnesota Republicans’ state convention did indeed hold a moment of silence for convicted murdered Derek Chauvin (who is not dead) (unless he is; we could be in a Schrödinger's Murderer situation). www.startribune.com/live-battle-...
At the request of a delegate, the few thousand in attendance this morning in Duluth just stood for a brief moment of silence in honor of Derek Chauvin
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Lynnell Mickelsen @lynnellmick.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mug shot of MN-GOP endorsed Senate candidate Adam Schwarze from 2020.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 29/05/2026
Day 7 of the Delaney Hall hunger strike. ALL EYES ON DELANEY
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Huh super weird that Dawanna Witt’s boys keep violating policy! Surely there isn’t a culture of this stuff over there?
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MAGA hat displayed in cop car against policy, Hennepin Sheriff’s Office says
The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office says the issue has been addressed after pictures circulated online that showed one of its vehicles with a "Make America Great Again" hat on its dashboard Thursday.
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