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@petbugs13.bsky.social
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sports, satire, stats, shipping, storms, socialism, and a smidgen of smarm. nothing gets serious until the third round

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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 2h
lol 🤡
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 2h
the Stasi would be so proud
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 2h
so good
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 7h
lol #ETTD
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 14h
i'm sure this will end well
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ownfeed @ownfeed.bsky.social · 14h
🇦🇪🇮🇱🇸🇦 UPDATE: The flydubai flight with more than 150 Israelis on board has landed safely in Saudi Arabia, and it reportedly wasn't a hijacking at all. Israeli media say the whole thing was caused by the 2 pilots getting into a physical fight mid-flight. Fighter jets, an
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 14h
😬😬😬
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Hannah Main @hannahmain.bsky.social · 18h
Carter Hart is tending goal tonight in the Golden Knights’ opener in Vegas. This is a post about Cornell. 🙃
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19h
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 16h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 23h
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 20h
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 22h
good a time as any to repost these two pucksky starter packs. first the media: go.bsky.app/2dVcfev
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DJTaxman77 @taxman77.bsky.social · 22h
Just read #Canucks chances of making the playoffs at 8.7% is lower than the 10% chance Ai will wipe out humanity. I love longshots. Which one should I pick?
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 23h
it is with a heavy heart that i must report that the NHL is at it again. going with a much slimmed down model this year using just and exponentially-weighted xG differential and a back-to-back classifier. all those other inputs were just adding noise. let's see how this does.
Home	Home Odds	Away	Away Odds	Home Win Prob.
0	CAR*	1.77	FLA	2.10	0.648
1	TOR	1.85	MTL*	1.98	0.495
2	BOS*	1.85	NYR	1.98	0.547
3	EDM*	1.36	VAN	3.25	0.660
4	VGK*	1.36	CHI	3.20	0.717
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol funny how the tech industry analysts expect hoards of cash flow for tech companies into the future but the analysts covering their customers, i.e. all the other sectors of the economy, don't see those companies generating nearly enough cash flow to supply those revenues. the math isn't mathing.
chart of forecast operating cash flow for various sectors showing IT vastly higher than all over sectors
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol lmao even
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cornell University admin reactions to students
Free Palestine -> scrunched up face

Free pussy -> hmmm face
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/09/2026
A reminder that America cannot have a multiracial, multicultural democracy if the United States Supreme Court is allowed to continue to exist in its current form
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vancouver: hold my beer
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The legal term 'genocide' refers to certain acts committed with the intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group."
ushmm.org
What is Genocide? - United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
Genocide as a term did not exist before 1944. Learn about its origins and legal definition.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when the bankers let it slip
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well, he should know www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Rubio says foreign actor was ‘clearly’ behind suspected RAF Fairford bomb plot
The US secretary of state offered no evidence for his claims, and also said many people were ‘disturbed’ that the five suspects had been released on bail
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
nobody saw it coming
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
Alt: Nathan Fillion is speechless
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Silmarillion Sauron is the kind of guy that would capture a bunch of elves but then make them listen to his album and be very invested in their feedback
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for everyone out there that thought they weren't paying quite enough for gas
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the correct response to ANY sexual assault, btw. make rapists fucking afraid.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah but did he go to Slutcon?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/09/2026
Isaac Asimov's Laws of Robotics but the robots forget the laws when they're deep into their context window
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol these responses are hilarious
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ozymandias (2026)
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol he should get Don Jr go talk to his Russian wedding buddy about that
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haha so they let them out on bail? seems legit.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here’s Chris Rufo and his podcast co-host addressing “the Indian question,” a reference to “the Jewish question.” That question was whether Jews could be incorporated into European society, and the Nazis were the ones who claimed to have developed the “final solution” to that “problem.”
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nobody @petbugs13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok based on this i can see that Halloween falls on a Saturday this year, awesome
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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
National media stories about wrestling are always borderline cringe-worthy, regardless of the topic and approach, and are usually tough to make it through bc they always have to write them at a very street-level, almost condescending, manner. But this is so well written and respectful.
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