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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your mom did one of these to me.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ultimashadowx

Just watched the new Resident Evil movie and I already knew it was gonna be the most accurate horror game adaptation of all time when the protagonist evaded a zombie by running around an object in circles for a minute.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Thorrison @thorrison.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Zero Company is 10/10
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Animorphs (1/3)
Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s me and I’m chewing on the arm of my glasses to look thoughtful
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 04/08/2026
thanks to the power of the OnLive, you can play hit video games like DiRT 3 over the internet without having to own an expensive console
an onlive
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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CMDR GreyAreaUK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @greyareauk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This will never not make me smile.
Sam Neill with one of his pigs. They both appear to be smiling.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles
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Burgle Your Turts @snagglewolf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Backrooms was pretty stupendous. Creepy and bleak and great performances especially Chiwetel Ejiofor. He's never not incredible.
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
talked to the v serious and smart Kane Parsons about BACKROOMS, which rocks, and I successfully did NOT drink poison when he told me what year he started high school www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
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The 20-Year-Old Director Who Found Hell in Empty Hallways
With his film debut, Backrooms, the YouTuber Kane Parsons reimagines mundane spaces as hallucinatory nightmares.
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 26/05/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: emperor penguins stand beside each other. One of them has their little baby penguin chick tucked away under their brood patch. Panel 2: the second emperor penguin lifts their brood patch slightly, revealing a purple light and what appears to be some furniture. Panel 3: the brood patch is fully lifted, revealing another baby penguin sitting at a desktop PC gaming setup, complete with multicolor LED lights and gaming chair. The baby penguin slightly removes its headphones and says, “what’s up?”
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with a pained look on her face sits at a cafe table outside. She says to her boyfriend sitting across from her, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: the boyfriend, straining and seemingly looking at something else behind her, says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now.” Behind her on the sidewalk is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap sitting confidently on a parked motorcycle. The woman is looking annoyed at her distracted boyfriend.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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masadaora。 @masamasa4649.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
ストリート系女子 #イラスト
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the only good post I've ever seen on threads
Billy Zane nighttime triptych of casual poses standing next to his car (a Bentley, I think?) wearing a hat (a fedora, I think? of indeterminate color - like a green-gold) and tiny black-rimmed glasses and a linen blouse unbuttoned at the neck and a navy blazer. with palm trees behind him. the caption reads "At the pumps...And she gets thirsty."
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Top 3 Dad Games of All Time 3) Street Fighter, but only if you say "Oooh you should have seen me at my prime" after you lose. 2) Forza Motorsport 3 1) "Up High, Down Low - Too Slow"
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 15/04/2026
Clavicular looks like a guy who is always just about to yell "please don't hit me again." Like I almost feel sorry for him, he looks terrified to exist.
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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
i got bored of seeing this image at low quality all the time so i made you a sharper one
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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Kyū Kumo ☁️ キュー クモ 💾 cloud VTUBER @kyukumo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
2011-11-18-0001.MP4 #vtuber #envtuber #vtuberclips #Minecraft #AprilFools
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AdriOfTheDead @adrimakesart.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
it’s no contest
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
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aYaKi @ayaki61ade.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That friend who just has to video call you... (1/3)
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 31/03/2026
Marathon has something of a "shotgun meta", As in I never meta guy who couldn't kill me... with their shotgun
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nikkitty @melffyplayhouse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
obsessed with this columbo gif
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Jaime Cross @speedyjx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The age old solution for having no VO budget was to record that shit with team or family members, because there will be at least one who will 100% be up for that. We have forgotten the true knowledge of the ancient ways.
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
saw this on twitter and its fucking killing me
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Kyū Kumo ☁️ キュー クモ 💾 cloud VTUBER @kyukumo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
for the children!! 💪 #vtuber #envtuber #charity #pokemon #stream we have an ongoing charity campaign to benefit gamers outreach at www.twitch.tv/charity/kyuk... 💙
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 19/03/2026
One of the weirder things about watching little kids grow is not knowing where they pick stuff up from. Like this two-year-old of mine just started trying to forearm bump me like we were the Bash Brothers?
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 17/03/2026
The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster
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Wolfman Amadeus Jack @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Werner Herzog with a word bubble coming out of his mouth, inviting you to imagine him speaking the quoted post.
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Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Everything I do reminds me of you. ✦ #pokopia ✦
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Goggle Bob @gogglebob.com · 04/03/2026
Dread Sorcerer Billy Corrigan is attempting to revive the fallen elder god Shinnok
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