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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's nonsense. They don't understand how anything works, or refuse to understand. I'm not saying it's 0%, but kids or adults who transition aren't doing so to be superior in a "sport", and even so, they are going through HRT. I'm so triggered by this, ug.
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eevee gaming @eevee-gaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
remember not to repost this meme because its anti american propaganda
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's very performative, "non tactical". This is coming from a pre-digital camo Army vet. I might be outdated.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/06/2026
I just wanted to add that I am so thankful for you all who read and support my work. Without you all, I could never have dreamed of having this amazing experience with my dad. For years I toiled on the knife edge of bankruptcy while continuing to believe I could make it without a staff job.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
theonion.com
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to...
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Kristy Greenberg @kristygreenberg.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
They” didn’t leak Trump’s tax returns. An IRS contractor did - along with thousands of other tax returns - during Trump’s first term. Biden’s DOJ prosecuted the contractor, who got the max: 5 years in prison. This is shameful spin from SDNY U.S. Attorney Jay Clayton.
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David Seligman for Colorado Attorney General @seligmanforag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have lived in Colorado for 23 years, and Polis has been a POS the whole time, I think we knew this was coming from this simp.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Goddamn, Aziz Ansari took belt to ass last night on Kash Patel. I’m not even kidding when I say this might be the actual tipping point in Trump firing him.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you love to hate Cybertrucks, you will really really enjoy this.
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Eliot Arts @eliotarts.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Want to help out a local organization and win a custom pet mug from me? Read on! Longmont Food Rescue distributes nutritious food that might otherwise go to waste directly to community members in Longmont, Colorado who
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Iran hits back on social media.
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molly taft @mollytaft.com · 02/04/2026
NEW: air permit applications for a data center being built with investment from google shows it would rely on a natural gas power plant that emits more than 4.5 million tons of greenhouse gasses each year google has publicly touted its commitment to renewables but appears to be privately eyeing gas
wired.com
A New Google-Funded Data Center Will Be Powered by a Massive Gas Plant
Documents show that one of Google’s new data centers would be powered by a natural gas plant that emits millions of tons of emissions each year—an increasingly common trend in the industry.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If Pamela Jo Bondi won't disseminate evidence of Donald Trump's horrible crimes, we can. Below is the declaration of one of his victims. She alleges that when she was 13 years old, Trump repeatedly raped and beat her. Trump also threatened her and her family with death if she told anyone.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“Pope Leo made a plea on Wednesday for countries to offer their ​citizens universal healthcare, calling it a ‘moral imperative’ that ‌people have access to the health services they need.” www.reuters.com/business/hea...
reuters.com
Pope Leo calls universal healthcare a 'moral imperative'
Pope Leo made a plea on Wednesday for countries to offer their ​citizens universal healthcare, calling it a "moral imperative" that ‌people have access to the health services they need.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
They spend enough every day to fund my family for multiple lifetimes, but I will literally never retire.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/03/2026
is it hard | patreon.com/lubchansky

TRUE STORY COMICS

PANEL 1: MATTIE is outside a bar. Next to her, an OLDER GUY in a neck brace is smoking a cigarette.
GUY: Waiting for someone?
MATTIE: Yeah, our friends.
GUY: I used to live here.

PANEL 2; The GUY doing such a weird little walk.
GUY: Now I live in Florida. I met Faye Dunaway there. She was walking on the side of the road exactly like this.
GUY: Everyone says she's mean, but she's very nice. She brought cookies to the gay gym, to meet all of us.

PANEL 3: The GUY taking a drag.
GUY: Is it hard?
MATTIE: hmm?
GUY: Being a tall girl. 

PANEL 4: MATTIE, taken aback.
MATTIE: …

PANEL 5: MATTIE closes her eyes.
MATTIE: …yes.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction. Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/02/2026
"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma
arstechnica.com
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!
A vibrant, wide-angle photo of a colorful outdoor mural promoting the "Super Bowl LX Apple Music Halftime Show." The mural is painted on a long blue wall in a sunlit, tropical setting with real palm trees and bright pink bougainvillea flowers cascading over the top.

The artwork features a playful, surreal collage of cultural and football-themed elements:

    Central Text: The Apple Music logo in bold yellow and red 3D lettering is flanked by "SUPER BOWL LX" above and "HALFTIME SHOW" below.

    Iconic Imagery: Large illustrations of a golden trumpet, pink sunglasses, maracas, dominoes, and a cup of coffee with a musical note in the foam.

    Football Elements: Brown footballs are depicted growing on palm trees like coconuts and resting on the ground.

    Foreground: A young girl in a yellow dress walks along the sidewalk in front of the mural, passing a small goalpost illustration where a green parrot is perched.

The overall aesthetic is warm, festive, and celebrates a fusion of Latin-inspired culture and American football.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
God tier crisis management
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"It me"
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Their numbers are growing, it appears to be completely decentralized, with people shouting out updates like “we’re needed on 4th street!” plus loud cheers when they identify someone in need of help and loud cheers when a vehicle is freed.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ashton, as a professional IT person.. retro geek, and mechanic.. this is absolutely beautiful.
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Are you available today?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
Woman in spacesuit holding white board that says “ALF HOG.”
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Prison Journalism Project @prisonjournalism.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
prisonjournalismproject.org
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
letter says: J. Epstein
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Lisa Catara (official)💎 @lisa-catara.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The "poverty penalty." Excellent points.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We are all assholes, "bystanders" if you will... unlike the guy in Sydney.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Please stop saying Bystander! He was literally the opposite, he took action.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami. They are lying to us.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Gleaming the Cube, School scenes were at my High School in Irvine, CA.
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Simeon @smorgante.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Pay no attention to The Man behind the curtain.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Terrific
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17/11/2025
oh word | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GUY IN A TINFOIL HAT runs up to MATTIE waving a piece of paper around. MATTIE is on her phone.
GUY: I figured it out…all the signs! 
GUY: Everything is bad because we're being SECRETLY ENSLAVED by a SHADOWY CABAL of OCTOPUS MEN from JUPITER'S MOON.

PANEL 2: MATTIE looks up at the guy, who is gesticulating wildly.
GUY: See, they need OUR oxygen to–
MATTIE: Hey actually no the news just came out.
MATTIE: Turns out it was just a cabal of rich perverts.

PANEL 3: The GUY, scratching his head. He displaces his tinfoil hat slightly. MATTIE shows him her phone.
GUY: Oh. Word?
MATTIE: Yeah they all know each other and were all just sort of emailing about it.

PANEL 4: AN OCTOPUS MONSTER in a spacesuit pops up behind MATTIE and the GUY.
MONSTER: Really awful infosec.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..
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Eliot Arts @eliotarts.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This Sat/Sun, 11/1-11/2, come & see the work of over 30 local artists. Entry/parking is completely free, but we are accepting food donations for locals in need (though not at all a requirement for entry).🍂 From pottery to jewelry, and painting to sculpture many types of media will be represented.
Autumn leaves adorn a flyer for a Longmont, Colorado art market.
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
since denver launched its e-bike rebate program - the have sold 10,000 e-bikes and reduced an estimated 1,000,000 car trips - replacing millions of VMTs and reducing air pollution there are no climate silver bullets... but damn - e-bikes and e-cargo bikes are close denvergov.org/Government/A...
denvergov.org
Denver Celebrates 10,000 E-Bike Rebates
Since its inception in April 2022, Denver has distributed over 10,000 electric bikes (e-bikes) to community members through its pioneering e-bike rebate program. As the first U.S. city to implement su...
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