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Smingers Diddit

@smingers.bsky.social
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a friend to dogs, cat botherer. if I'm being stupid you can yell at me btw. it's fine. I want to be friends

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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 1h
tomato soup and grilled chease
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Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 11h
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
who wants uppies
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who cares, ask him when there's gonna be a new Tool album
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever get sick of your own thoughts
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have aphantasia and no inner monologue and falling asleep is also an hours-long ordeal every night
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
matriarchy when
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It should not be controversial to say: it is not okay that 3,200 children died in their schools. Without their families. It is not okay to bury children at school. Regardless off how they died.” ### orlaghokelly.substack.com/p/reclaiming...
orlaghokelly.substack.com
Reclaiming Truth before Reconciliation
Truth means zero tolerance for Residential School Denialism
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that's a lobectomy
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
goddamn that's a good cat
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
p-value is just something you change when you want different results right?
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
holy shit this is so good
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
r/CrimeCats
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qntm @qntm.org · 01/09/2026
THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION is Waterstones' Science Fiction & Fantasy Book of the Month for September 2026!! Paperback goes on sale Thursday! Preorders are open now! Plus, it's 15% off right now! All the exclamation marks 🐋😎❗
waterstones.com
There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm | Waterstones
Buy There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sleep talking boyfriend expectations: No… This is wrong… You’re her best friend! Sleep talking boyfriend reality: [unintelligible] [unintelligible] the mizzenmast
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh my god lol
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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching a 19 year old Keanu Reeves covering a 1984 teddy bear convention for Canadian kids show "Going Great" probably won't cure what ails you, but it might help you forget about it for 90 seconds or so.
youtu.be
Amazing video of KEANU REEVES with CBC covering Teddy Bear convention in 1984...#keanureeves
YouTube video by NerdY TriVia
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh my god
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can confirm it's a nice town to drive through when you're a kid but I've never lived there sorry
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
yeah sup
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
holy shit Chapman's black cherry ice cream wow I swear this is the only company still making ice cream like I remember it when I was a kid. good stuff 10 stars
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my partner and I used to mostly make pancakes and grilled cheese for a few years. then one day we went to costco and got a bag of oranges when we got home we just sat there and ate the entire bag, we couldn't stop. I wonder if that was almost scurvy. we both felt so much better that week
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social
the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image
September 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
hell yeah
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
handburgers with extra pickles (spicy kimchi)
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
queen
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 06/08/2026
eating food so good it pisses you off for days. fuck you. how dare you. you scrumptious harlot, you delectable morsel of fuck
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
watching The Bear and I gotta say it would be so much less confusing for everyone in the back-of-house if they weren't all named Jeff
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m @mjjii.com · 02/08/2026
digital art. hand with palm up. dot in palm. arrow pointing to dot with the text “kitten” at the end
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
158. butt slaps
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
spider man: real good, loved it
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hell yeah
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a good friday when I was a kid: 2 episodes of the Simpsons, riding bikes until sunset a good friday now: I fixed the leaky tap finally and added a new water shutoff valve, got to use a propane torch
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Me: It's so annoying when my cats wake me up when I'm trying to sleep. Why do they do that? Also me: *picks up my sleeping cat and dances around the living room singing it a song about how pretty it is*
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
backrooms 2 when
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
autism autumn @fivepoisonskid
me at 19: i must figure out a unified theory of aesthetics

me at 29: the chili i made was even better the next day
9:04 AM • 11/1/22
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
it would fix so many things
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
for the LOVE OF GOD would someone please water those tomatoes (watching The Godfather)
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover of the unfortunately fictitious magazine Vizier Monthly. Against a red background, a pale man in black sits schemingly, surrounded by headlines
-"they never knew what hit them" Myzithra the Cruel Tells All
-You On Top: The Fierce New Secret to Success
-10 Signs Your Spymaster Is In His Treachery Era (Number 9 Will Shock You!)
-schemes to drive your lord wild
-9 poisons so subtle even you won't know how they died
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Google query,
• explain mr bungle to my boyfriend, with the suggested searches,
how to talk to boyfriend about mr
bungle,
mr bungle safe for boyfriends, do boyfriends know about mr bungle,
mr bungle bf dangers, mr bungle startled my man,
mr bungle wrecked my romance,
me bingle bf tricks,
bungle boy hazard.
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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Alaska's nuts, y'all. This was the 3rd wildest thing I saw this week
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Emperor Wilson @emperorwilson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As with many @stephengrahamjones.com books, the second time I read The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, it hit harder. Made me want to go revisit Jade for a fourth time. Thank you so much for sharing these stories. I hope your pipe is never empty.
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it's so good
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
holy shit Obsession wow.
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
goddamn that's a good cat right there
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Spooky Witch Luna 🐈‍⬛ @luna.tgirl.zone · 06/07/2026
you can't be mad at me this is my cat
nyx is a tuxedo cat that i love very much but she's laying on top of my chair and looking at my monitor which i'm pretty sure was watching a jacob geller video about something but look at her she's adorable she's a queen and every morning i pick her up and smoosh my face into hers and she licks my nose and purrs every time i do it
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Smingers Diddit @smingers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Exordia by Seth Dickinson grabbed me right from the first page. it's really good
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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I cannot count the number of genetics labs I've been in where the PCR machine has a weird shrine around it.
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