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welp, my hair metal/butt rock fusion band just split up over whether we wanted to focus more on butt hair metal or hairy butt rock

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

looking for help interpreting my cardiac scan results and according to this doctor's website I'm not sure whether I'm more worried about my hagthoy or my healtineo amavita.health/blog/underst...

A clearly generative AI picture of a heart suspended above a doctor's table with a stethoscope sort of growing out of it, along with (for some reason) a few tree branches. Parts of the heart are labelled Peisure, Healtineo, Cuajoy, Furncliest, Hagthoy, Weijlock, and Visite.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ADHD? I think you mean my medically diagnosed need for speed.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

TIL the name Guinivere is actually an Old English portamteau of "Gee, Whenever".

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

dear duo mobile: thank you for asking, fuck yes i am enjoying my two factor authentication experience and you bet i am going to tell all my friends

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you can't call something controversial if everyone agrees it's dumb as hell

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you're looking to do a PhD with some extremely cool people in Sweden, Japan, and a currently undisclosed third location, this is your chance! liu.se/en/work-at-l...

liu.se

PhD student in theoretical ecology

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

really feel like george lucas missed an opportunity by not letting jar jar be the spokesman for meesa thelioma

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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

now that everybody's mad at Ed Sheeran I just want to take the opportunity to say that every time I look at him I think "this is what Elmo would look like if he wished on a monkey's paw to become human"

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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My daughter’s latest masterpiece

A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just remembering 2021 when I mentioned that we declined a couple of faculty positions in the USA and some knob on Twitter was like "oh god you have made a huge mistake, see if it's not too late to take them up on it". Not saying I'd never go back but really glad to be elsewhere for now.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

okay I've heard worse pickup lines but not MUCH worse

A screen shot of a tweet from Jim Cramer saying "Oil up; not much to think about"

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Come be my new boss! Open very broadly to senior ecologists and environmental scientists. Must have right to work in Australia and also not be a dickhead. external-jobs.csu.edu.au/cw/en/job/49...

external-jobs.csu.edu.au

Vacancies - Jobs @ Charles Sturt - Details - Associate Professor/Professor of Environmental Science (Water and Environmental Systems Program Lead)

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

fuck the pain away rosanna yeahh

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen just about everything @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social ever made, but Paper Trail was new to me. It's on Dropout now. Don't watch a trailer for it, watch the whole thing. It is only 15 minutes long and it will make you Feel Stuff.

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Mike Konczal @mtkonczal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947."

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Dr Nicholas Freymueller @smilodontology.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Interested in pursuing a #PhD or #MPhil on #ancientDNA in #Antarctica? Check out this fully-funded research position based here at #AdelaideUniversity here in South Australia! Full details attached below. Applications close 30 September. Please repost and share widely!

A flyer advertising a fully-funded PhD or MPhil position on Antarctic Ancient DNA.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Seeing a guy weakly and pathetically crying in his car, going home, getting my own car and pulling up next to him to show him how a real man cries in his car. Gotta use your whole body. Gotta throw your shoulders and let those sobs ring out, brother. You'll get it, just need practice

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Absolutely incredible move by my alma mater. Totally not going to devalue a degree from OU, and certainly won't result in anyone from there who goes on to a higher degree needing a year or more of remedial work first. Perfect, no notes. What postsecondary education really needs is less education.

Oklahoma - always a step above Texas!
The University of Oklahoma is pioneering the 90 hour bachelors degree and getting students into the workforce faster.

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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 26/08/2026

hell yeah dudes rock

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026

We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Listen I know his name seems funny to modern readers but back in that time period it was a perfectly normal name, like Butt Crime Jones would be today

A statue of Rim-Sin I of Larsa, labeled as such. It's a small statue of a man either wearing some very strange clothes or with the lower half of his body embedded in a vase. Either that, or the sculptor had ADHD and just gave up after the top half thinking they'd come back to it later but never did. Many such cases (it me). The man is holding a big basket of something on his head.

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I love how R politicians think teachers have the ability to convince kids to transition and vote communist when they can’t even get students to write an essay without AI

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's 2001. America's oldest senator sits down to dinner. The waiter sets down a plate of shellfish, and one of his aides feels a shiver go down her spine that she can't explain. The other aide sees her expression and says "I get that feeling too. It's the clam before the Strom".

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Negativland was a huge influence on my own sampling-based music. When I was first starting out I interviewed them for a little art zine called Doublethink, and I asked them for advice as someone who was just getting into samplefuckery.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I just realized we planted this right next to the blood orange tree, this is going to be a disaster

A tag from an apple tree sapling, identifying the variety as "Cripp's Pink".

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Somebody gave me shit yesterday for saying "on accident". I didn't even know that some people consider it to be poor English, but now I'm going to say it as often as I possibly can by purpose.

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Not that it’s any surprise but Phoebe’s new album is just fantastic.

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Anonymous Potato @anonymouspotato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

EcoEvoJobs 2026-27 just opened for business and we've already got 79 faculty / permanent jobs listed. Please repost! ecoevojobs.net

ecoevojobs.net

ecoevojobs.net 2026-27

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Bob Wong @bbmwong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Are you an ecologist/evolutionary biologist looking for an ongoing academic position? Monash University’s School of Biological Sciences is hiring! Come join us in Melbourne, Australia! Details here: careers.pageuppeople.com/513/cw/en/jo...

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I'm really enjoying Smush, and I'm extra glad that they let you suggest words that they might have overlooked.

A screenshot of the word game Smush, showing the letters NSQDICUKA. At the bottom of the window it says "SUCKADICK - sent to the editor".

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Dan Warren @danlwarren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I think he’s pretending to be a dish so we will put food on him

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