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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/11/2024

I don't want reconciliation I want revenge.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I am, to be fair, on much cold medicine. But there are legitimately tears streaming down my face.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The problem with living on the end of the world is that not enough of you are flirting with me.

A bright red building (Ladyslipper!) with a few bikes in front of it and The Duchess of Sandwich (my absurd burlesque persona) standing on the porch in a bright blue mesh and marabou robe, waiting for someone to come flirt with me. (Gorgeous photo by Brittany Rolf’s)

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The best thing about being your own boss is that your boss usually likes your stupidest ideas.

A container labeled “Rampch Dip” on a stainless steel table.

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Patrick 📉 @thebestpatrick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.

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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

i cannot believe how much fucking money i pay in taxes to people who want me dead!

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out

The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If this is not your baseline philosophy, do not ever talk to me again.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I hate April Fool’s Day. That said, he does have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing tomorrow.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Your friendly neighborhood jewel box.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. It will immediately blow its own dick off” - Sinclair Lewis

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I cannot get over this “parking job” I saw this week.

A silver Prius has jammed itself by force between a truck and a Jeep, with nary an inch to spare on either side. Its bumper tells a tale.

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

If I were, say, a lobbyist for the airline industry I would be losing every molecule of my shit right now.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Just a perfect mural in a perfect restaurant on a beautiful day on the friendly island.

A large painting at Gutside restaurant in St. Martin. Blue sky, bluer ocean, and large ocean liner and a curvy babe in an orange bikini.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Anyone else having, like, A LOT of trouble sleeping?

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Me, every time I read another article about AI.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Literally no one: Some guy on St. Martin:

A white car with a decal across the entire back window that reads: AM INNOCENT

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/03/2026

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 02/03/2026

"Second or third place is dead."

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Power went OUT out at 6am, and I didn’t think to grind more coffee yesterday. That rodent is going to pay.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Fresh, ripe papaya tastes like a chemical weapon.

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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 20/02/2026

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

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Donate to Protect Addi From Forced Removal, organized by Holly M

On Sunday 15th February, my wife Addison was detained for 21 hours by UK border control at t… Holly M needs your support for Protect Addi From Forced Removal

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 16/02/2026

They want to scare people out of posting ICE-critical content, because they know these posts are turning even their supporters against them. But the better option is to take a page out of their playbook and flood the zone.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Wait — this thing? bsky.app/profile/curs...

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Threw a gigantic 5-DJ party in Ptown last night, sending all the proceeds from the door and bar to Minnesota mutual aid to the tune of $5k. We knew where to focus thanks to standwithminnesota.com. Big “joy is an act of resistance” energy. Whatever you’re good at can be used to help other people!

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Stand With Minnesota

Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

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Marje isn’t haunted by ghosts @minn-finn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished. I have neighbors everywhere.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Have never seen someone put this better.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Actually my favorite scene in comedy history.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Would absolutely watch the “Men Experiencing Consequences Olympics.”

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Demonizing multiculturalism is such a stupid philosophical pratfall because everyone you’re trying to make into the enemy is so much fucking cooler than you.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Every time one of you starts your beautiful, shiny, new newsletter on this platform, it chips away a piece of my heart. Knock it off.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

If it weren’t for that Mayor Mamdani clip this morning, this phone would 100% be at the bottom of the sea.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Chuck, our house is on fire and you’re suggesting a ten point plan to regulate the kind of hose we’re allowed to use to put it out in the future. The house is on fire now, man. This sucks.

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

“Oh, hey you! Nice to see you too!”

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Rebecca Orchant @smcpickles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Reasons to be cheerful — or at least, not in complete despair.

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