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I'll think of something to put here later It'll probably rhyme I'm nowhere near the Equator But I just don't have the time

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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When Cyberpunk 2020 (tabletop) was released in the 90s, it was already a little late. The sub-textual meaning of the genre was already being drowned out by the commodified aesthetics. 2077 was fun, but kind of empty. The movie already exists anyway. Johnny Mnemonic. Keanu and all.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Bandit Birthday!!
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Diamond Dallas Page has OCD?
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy National Scissoring Day to all that celebrate ✂️
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably burned my remaining bridges in the business, but I recently put out a statement regarding the increasing use of “generative AI” in British indie wrestling.
I’ve seen more and more promotions and wrestlers using generative AI, some of whom I work with, and I want to make something VERY clear: 

I do not give anybody permission to use my likeness in any AI-generated posters, promos, clips, etcetera, and I consider any such use to be a personal and professional violation. 

Do not feed me to a tech company’s algorithm. They’ve stolen enough of my writing and video material for their “AI training” already. That’s how Alleged Intelligence works, by the way - it’s a plagiarism tool, regurgitating every shred of “content” fed to it. 

Leaving aside the horrific impact AI data centers have on the environment, you’re not creating anything by typing prompts into a box. Why should anyone be impressed with some cool photoshoot, promo, or move when you didn’t really do it? At best, Alleged Intelligence is self-insert reality fanfic and it makes wrestling truly live up to its reputation as fake. 

I won’t try to sway you away from it, but I hope you reconsider and really look into AI. Whatever you do, leave me out of it. 

Commander Sterling.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Warhammer 40k logo, with the text instead reading Trans Rights 40,000
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#AEWCollision Can someone please give the "Matrix Style Manoeuvre" an actual name? We can't keep calling it "A Matrix Style Manoeuvre", the movie was released more than 25 years ago. Can we just say 'Myron Reed evade the Clothesline with a Keanu Drop' or something from now on?
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo is out at CBS over his DUI. Yet another drive resulting in a game-losing fumble.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Fossil fuel companies actively promote multiple forms of hate heated.world/p/fossil-fue...
heated.world
Fossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movement
An investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do Cinemas do the thing where the houselights come on as soon as the credits start? If someone's buying a ticket to Avengers Endgame Encore, they want to SEE the mid-credits and post-credits scenes clearly, not see the house lights reflected off the screen.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever someone jumped from WCW to the WWF, they would be losing every match for the first few months. For as long as they were seen as a WCW Guy, they had to be seen to be not on the level as the WWF guys. And often Triple H would put himself the first in the queue to beat them.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is the name that fans who are WWE-only would think of him by. They did the same thing for Brodie Lee, acknowledging his real name and 'Luke Harper' only.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hits her with the gachafication beam #rkgk
drawing of regular velma (left) and gachafied version (right)

gachafied version is wearing an orange-yellow-white colorblock top with cutouts on the chest and shoulders, and an asymmetrical wrap-around pleated skirt. she is carrying a polearm that resembles a long magnifying glass
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The show took the moments from the book that were supposed to imply that Daenerys might have a sadistic, inhumane streak to her, and played them off as "THIS IS SO BADASS". So there, it looked like she had a sudden evil turn. GRRM could do the same thing and make it a logical personality progession.
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of PAC's last official acts as a WWE employee was ruthlessly roasting his then-latest t-shirt, an absolutely lazy effort in graphic design. Days later, he quits WWE. In retrospect, insisting he deserved better is the perfect summation of PAC's time in that company.
BASTARDPAC tweet: "This ATROCITY is not on the NEVILLE LEVEL.

THE KING deserves better. [at] WWEshop
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reddish Purple
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decided to watch Sons of Anarchy from start to finish. Never did complete my first run. The first time, I was about 3 seasons in before I realised Jax's dad wasn't named Sam Crow. Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, Redwood Original. SAMCRO.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If every human on the planet stopped eating beef and drinking cow's milk, Cow farmers would simply stop breeding cows. The species, being rendered obsolete, would approach extinction. Is it better or worse for cows to live and then die, or to never be born?
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 23/09/2026
This is otherworldly
Screenshot of google translate, showing the translation of the English term "birth control pill" into German is "antibabypille"
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"hey you need to check out joe hendry's "i am losing" face at SNME" oh come on it can't be that bad...
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AEW cut ties with AAA to align with CMLL. And then WWE bought AAA. The head booker of AAA in 2026 is The Undertaker.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 04/09/2026
Which actor is an automatic red flag in a movie? 🚩
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got to be Mel Gibson. It's not just that he's an awful human being, he has an agenda. And his films exist to push that agenda.
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Salvador @sa2vador.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank ya @kirinheart.bsky.social for enlightening me.
Two panels. Top panel shows a cosplayer dressed as Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion and says Rei to the left side. The bottom panel shows her wearing a Rey Mysterio Jr luchador mask and it says Rei Mysterio.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
it's funny to me how graham linehan is such a piece of shit he can't even get along with a guy who straight up agrees with his transphobia.
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https://www.gbnews.com » celebrity › hugh-laurie-graha.
Hugh Laurie and Graham Linehan in bitter online feud as ... 5 hours ago - Hugh Laurie and Graham Linehan have become embroiled in a bitter online feud after the House star issued an expletive-laden response to the
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's like Ben Shapiro calling Andrew Neil part of the liberal establishment. Laurie doesn't hate Glinner for his opinions, but because he makes everyone who holds those opinions look like a pack of pathetic thin skinned wank-Goblins.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NFL suspends Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner for the first six games.
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NFL suspends Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner for the first six games
The NFL has suspended Saints wide receiver Brock Rechsteiner for the first six games of the 2026 season.
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RazorCandi @razorcandi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pro-LGBTQIA+, anti-SWERF/TERF, anti-Cyclospora cayetanensis
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So I woke up this morning to find out that Ozzy Osbourne’s son made a video falsely accusing me of using AI to write a Rolling Stone article about the Tate brothers.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
But would the AI be smart enough to figure out "This person doesn't care about the leagues of English Football", or would AI's tendency to be agreeable allow other people to trick your AI into deciding your favourite team is Stoke City?
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 28/07/2026
#ArrestJulieBindelNow
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 27/07/2026
What is the most visually beautiful movie?
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Chungking Express. Or any Wong-Kar Wai movie where he's got Christopher Doyle as cinematographer, really.
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AxB 💛🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @smashingcrumpet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wrong Morrissey. Neil Morrissey is the voice of Bob the Builder, this is Stephen Morrissey, lead singer of The Smiths. Neil Morrissey is an ally. He played a trans woman character in 1999 (which, yes, they should have cast a trans woman actor, but it was the 90s; This was progressive at the time).
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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The longer it lasts, the more sad it is to watch. Let's talk about Destiny's latest crashout and desperate bid for attention, and his open history of advocating violence against his ops. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-I...
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Destiny's KAREN Breakdown And Embarrassing Crashout
YouTube video by Dead Domain LIVE
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Dave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love how tech companies are allow to change agreements. "We're making changes to our agreements" and you have to agree OR stop using all the tech that you paid for and has all your info and files etc. Also subscriptions instead of owning things. Adobe locked people in, now costs 700+ each year.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 22/07/2026
A few weeks ago, Wes Streeting said there were "serious and substantial allegations of war crimes" in Gaza. Now he is Defence Secretary. He must impose a full arms embargo on Israel and end Britain's complicity in the genocide.
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