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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 2h

What finally pushed you over the edge?

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Wow what a profound message

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This generation of standup is unwatchable dogshit that consistently punches down. I am genuinely curious if that's a Rogan thing or what? I refuse to listen to the show to find out.

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wait who the fuck is this guy?

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I've heard Chris Ryan say this so many times I hear it in his Pacino voice lol

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

one-shot kill by the author, much in the same way a field goal late in NFL overtime would immediately end the game

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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When Dems talk about the Ilhan Omar situation, they need to stop using language that implies that Omar might have done anything wrong. Trump is not "investigating" Omar. They are trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting Congressmember by scrutinizing decades old paperwork from when she was a kid

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Omar story today and the Talarcio story yesterday are the same story of rat-fucking your opponents before an election. Except now the government does it, out in the open.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Also it’s time for the news to stop treating this administration’s racist war against Somalis as “Trump being Trump.” They targeted Minneapolis because they hate an ethnic group here, and now they’re targeting the most prominent political figure in that group with thinly rationalized state violence.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That double hand punch followed by a "fuck you" touched my soul

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026

a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Donald Trump is an absolutely vile racist. Trump: “The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!”

Trump: The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!
If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
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10/8/26, 1:30 PM

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026

waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🎶 make my hummus with the pork and beans, I don't give a hoot about what you think 🎶

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ceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026

On my way to San Francisco. I really want to try Rice-A-Roni

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank you I feel like I'm taking crazy pills sometimes

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who fucking cares what Chris Rock thinks about anything?

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Drinking radioactive water until my head falls off to own the libs

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How is that not at least a ground rule double?

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My latte turned into Trump's neck

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Says the dork with a superhero avatar. Get fucked.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's only one way to style a reasonably priced haircut, God damn it

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think there's an argument he's making the military ten times gayer

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I only drink Black Rifle French is for Pussies roast (it's just French roast)

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 30/09/2026

This guy was personally convicted of the largest Medicare fraud in history

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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...

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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now

As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe her shovel for a face slowed her down

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It would suck if AI broke through all the credit card companies and wiped everyone's debt clean 😉

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Are you telling me that the van was essentially the case for the cassette?

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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't remember having anything to do with this

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