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Smarmuel

@smarmuel.bsky.social
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Dad, pot farmer, other Ag shit, farm owner Slowly being driven insane by politics We're not so different, you and I

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h
Donald Trump is an absolutely vile racist. Trump: “The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!”
Trump: The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing. They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back!
If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 8h
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/i-want-you...
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I Want You To Tell Me What “Socialism” Means
Before you tell me if it’s good or bad.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19h
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Rest in Power, Nex @weareallnexb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BORDERS ARE FAKE
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/10/2026
On my way to San Francisco. I really want to try Rice-A-Roni
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My latte turned into Trump's neck
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 30/09/2026
This guy was personally convicted of the largest Medicare fraud in history
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would suck if AI broke through all the credit card companies and wiped everyone's debt clean 😉
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes we can
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Mr. Turmp loves football like me!!!! Thank you Sir!! 🫡
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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jeremiah Smith is a monster
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The hyper focusing on Donald Trump as opposed to how the U.S. got to Trump is in NO way helping. In fact, it’s making things exponentially worse.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/09/2026
ICE snatched up a Senegalese college basketball player with an ACL injury in a Kentucky airport. She’s “in so much pain” and needs surgery, but is being transferred from camp to camp with little more than ibuprofen. www.kentucky.com/news/state/k...
A picture of Amina Seck in her Kentucky State jersey on a basketball court.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2026
Imagining a lib president who spent all day worrying about something called "the Kennedy Center" (idk what that is) while hamburgers cost $93
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2026, the election cycle where republicans hide that theyre republicans while democrats promise to govern like republicans
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
screenshot of tweet from kamran nia that says "Colorado players talking trash about Northwestern’s temporary stadium ahead of this evening’s game:

“This place f*cking sucks”

“Sh*t sounds like a f*cking library.” with a video of the colorado players entering the stadium yelling the stuff in the tweetnorthwestern football players in deering library which is fancy in all purple uniforms looking very serious
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Aggies losing to Kentucky at home is the equivalent of the US losing to Iran. What sort of genius could pull both off? bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kalen is toast 😭
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sad to see the dog bite on that pump fake
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dude is so vile that he's serving a president who's threatening to demolish the nation's official memorial to his own uncle. That's how power-hungry and obsessed with destroying our public health system RFK, Jr. is.
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billboard @billboard.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel Will Match Macklemore’s $1 Million Donation to Gaza Aid
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Ms. Rachel Will Match Macklemore’s $1 Million Donation to Gaza Aid
Ms. Rachel says she will match Macklemore’s $1 million donation to Palestinian aid organizations and urges other celebrities to do the same.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m going to become the joker
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Smarmuel @smarmuel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My wife is working from home today so she can catch up on training videos and I can hear her in her office getting stoned. I love her so much ❤️
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The images were sent to CBS News by active service members on condition of anonymity because of rigid media restrictions within the military. "This is major damage to our bases that hasn't been communicated to the American public. We're standing there w/our eyes closed getting punched in the face."
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
introducing the super bad teams list
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/09/2026
this guy is one of the architects of a war that might rank as one of the worst strategic missteps in american military history and here is on CBS getting a softball interview about his feelings
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if the votes of trans people are so crucial they could sway an election then a politicians job is to win those votes
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14/09/2026
"they" here is "other democrats"
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The rule they are overturning was predicted to give $120 billion in public health benefits by 2047, with projections that by 2035, it would would prevent up to 1,200 premature deaths, 870 hospital and emergency room visits, 360K asthma attacks, 48K school absence days and 57K lost workdays each year
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Ossoff: "Last week the broken old man threw a two day party in Texas while it costs more than ever to fill up your truck, stock your fridge, and power your home ... they spent most of the last year covering up for the world's most famous pedophile"
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
let it shut down. then in a couple of years or however long it takes seize the copious ill-gotten gains from all the various cronies and use it to fund knocking down the ballroom and arch then airlift the rubble to mar-a-lago and dump it on the lawn
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