Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Not currently on our website, but if you would like me to draw one for you you can email via the website worldofmoose.com 116228
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Jesus told his followers not to divorce. Matthew 19 FUN FACT: Atheists divorce at a lower rate than Southern Baptists, which, technically, makes Atheists better Christians than Southern Baptists. Glory! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0A4...youtube.comTop 10 Tips For Being a Conservative ChristianYouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian 611698377
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 15/01/2025No Angel 369125653150
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMercedes Chandler @campcallout.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Repost if you agree! 1568
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialmatt be @mattbe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025it’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city 38313
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialmatt be @mattbe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Considering they have the biggest brains in the world, whales have written surprisingly few great novels. 2193
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialmatt be @mattbe.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Some people are so self-obsessed, like all the passengers on this train who don't want to hear about my Christmas. 172
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 26/12/2024I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten. 726244325677
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/12/2024[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what 1077161820
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialSardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 21/12/2024[Being murdered] "Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts" 211332
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea." 651220835995
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull. "Sorry, I've been working out," I say. 1322038
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/12/2024of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism 964492
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I wasn't able to post this reply because, apparently, this account blocked me. So touchy. 641124155
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 11/12/2024"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it." - Eric, age 24 853832294
smamph01.bsky.social @smamph01.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I came to #bluesky thinking it was a healthier alternative to Twitter but SERIOUSLY it’s full of AI bots!! 😠😠 361
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers." Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys. 11244351009
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialgg @ggallin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I just received $300 worth of textiles in the mail from India and it totally reminded me of the time I got super high and ordered $300 worth of textiles from India 191540118
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Ugh. Saw another one of those lorries with a parasitic forklift truck clinging to its back. Horrible. 131516
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.social🐩 Poodle - Miniature @johnsonpham.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Oh, Christmas dog, oh, Christmas dog! Could you do it for your lovely dog? then share with me!!! #Christmasdogs #dogs #nicedogs #Airedaledosg #AiredaleTerrier 2875385
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialElizabeth H @mamahouli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I saw something that said “tell men to describe their dream woman and listen to them describe a slave.” I can’t stop thinking about that… Misogyny and the internalized misogyny women carry will continue to hold the United States back from reaching our full socio-economic potential. 022
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialWilliaSkip @williaskip.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking! 4980966
smamph01.bsky.social @smamph01.bsky.social · 04/12/2024@britculpsapp.bsky.social I’m new to BlueSky and already I’m liking the community! Here are my #GBGV and #SWHD for your heartwarming moment this chilly Wednesday morning! 👋 030
Reposted by @smamph01.bsky.socialslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129
