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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 19h
If this (and Benghazi) disgust you, perhaps you would be interested in his copy of Charlie Daniels memoir instead www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/229...
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Paul Reubens | Charlie Daniels Inscribed Memoir
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 19h
Anyone want to buy Pee Wee’s copy of the little red book? www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/229...
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Paul Reubens | Quotations from Mao Tsetung
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eric Idle voice “A candy colored clown they call the sandman?!”
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t know a guy who I was friends with in HS and College had kids until they turned up as props on a “Thanksgiving” Linked-in post that was still mostly about capital and the grind Felt sad for him more than anything
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cursed, I didn’t express surprise
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goddamn it Marlon
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder who that’s for

(It’s for me. I tried to PREPARE before being prompted)
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got myself a challenge thru Join the horde or die at the crossroads, mm’hmm
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, well, nevertheless
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Trombone Shorty said “take me to church” I really hoped that was Juveniles cue to launch into “Back That Ass Up”
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I said to my wife- if they were gonna write this game a great story it would involve a comeback and a Falcons collapse
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeff Reboulet Career Splits: .240/.312/.318 But
Util INF Jeff Reboulet against HoFer Randy Johnson was .280/.390./.400
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh hey man
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m glad to hear it! I like movies that take chances and do weird things, so I was hoping this was interesting and not just bad I give more grace to movies than the average person does; all I need is one or two assurances that it’s not complete dogshit for me to check it out
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The next Democratic attorney general should dedicate a deputy full-time to investigating everything Kushner has done over the past decade with the explicit aim of clawing back billions from him and throwing him in prison. It's the most blatant corruption in American history. bsky.app/profile/cnni...
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
20 years ago I was working at a golf course and another staff member asked me if I liked Ice Cube I said no, he was too angry. That wasn’t true! I don’t know why I said that. I love angry music. Guess I’ll just have to think about that interaction for the rest of my time on earth
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Running Down a Dream (fueled by ESPN) is my locked in MLB music
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got it on the second guess and laughed at my luck 🐈‍⬛ Animal #1158 🐯 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 Avg. Guesses: 7.9 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sail on silver girl
A silver toned refrigerator
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hummingbirds have a state of rest beyond sleep called “torpor” and man do I want to check that out
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scroll, scroll Here it is 😔
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love to see soulless creeps with zero interest in art gloat about how their technology will create better art - like, why would anyone trust you to know what's good or not? you were just aimlessly looking for something to "disrupt" and you landed on human creativity
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boston losing in the World Series will always be delightful
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well this was poor timing
I lost my weapon
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe you should just be confident in your own taste and not project things on other people as justification for that taste
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cartoon Heathcliff is driving a yellow truck labeled “HAM” while some old people remark “it certainly is ham weather”
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jordan Walker now has 56 career home runs Off 56 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pete’s gonna try and drag the team to a proper standard even if the org won’t
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean you gotta see the origin of Forrest bounce if you don’t want to be a casual
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit, give me a big dog or boss man and I get warm inside Clay in your hands
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta spend a weekend spitballing together - “let’s go back to the one that was really popular”
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lil Gondor’s, come out to play!
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When did “to your point” become such a common crutch phrase? Who popularized it? Started to annoy me a couple years ago and it’s an epidemic out there
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea I don’t believe that for one second
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Jim Cramer Set (aka I think my Dad would buy this)
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lauren I just held a puppy and I had the same life-affirming boost
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seconded
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least LSU can rest easy knowing they run their program with dignity and integrity
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh those fancy men were PLENTY upset, believe me
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gondor? Overrated fancy boys who crack under pressure.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the monster horribly wallowed in his blood, overwrapped himself in impenetrable, mad, boiling spray
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same problem in New Orleans, and has been getting worse each year. I don’t go on green until I’m sure no one is barreling down the road I’ve seen cars run hard reds in front of police cars with no reaction
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cool and stressing
Cool Ranch Dressing chips for lunch in honor of Axls terrible wordplay
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🦖 Animal #1144 🐃 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩 🔥 5 | Avg. Guesses: 8.6 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You wouldn’t understand the EXTREME Silent Generation
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bring me ham
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big fan of songs that include the phrase “natural fact.” We need more modern songs to tell us what constitutes a natural fact.
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hope staying chummy with sex criminal Robert Kraft was worth it ya stupid fuck
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