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Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia.uk

1K followers 1.4K following 4K posts

extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30 me blog: tilde.town/~slimelia also on mastodon: tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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the scratch cat in from of a building that says "die day at school" and a speech bubble that says "I AM GUNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 15h

mutya buena the woman that you are

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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

claude generating this post's url for some reason:

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 15h

hadnt realised the song i kept hearing on the radio and enjoying was the new Sugababes single. just kept going "oh whoever this is, i like it" and not looking it up LOL. well, they ate! no surprises there!

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 16h

rip esther rantzen, sorry u didnt get to kill yourself x

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 17h

she should be in CONGRESS.

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 17h

idk if that woman survived two lethal injections i think she probably has the mandate of heaven. like one would be a fluke, but two?

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dick??? You mean like, penis????

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they didn't gaf

eula message from steam saying: "Please read this agreement in its entirety. You must agree to the terms of the EULA to play Minecraft Dungeons II."

the contents of the eula says: "https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/eula." there's two buttons. one to accept, and the other to cancel

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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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kyri 👁️ @kyridoulou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

squidward with 10,000 balls

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/09/2026

double this guy's balls and give them to the next person

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/09/2026

you could repost more than one NSFW post a year on purpose darling i'd cheer you on

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

oh it is utterly fucking mental of them. feels like something you wouldn't implement without a means to um-hide, frankly

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

did some poking and it can be accessed in the browser storage.. the BSKY_STORAGE key in Local Storage has a hiddenPosts array

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

She will fall soon. And the fall shall be swift. Ms Swift.

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

i stand by my words. im a hater

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

ineffective strategy for cutting spending AND you angered pensioners. well!

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

oh. he's just scrapping the earnings part of the triple lock. i... dont think that's going to really do all that much.

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

oh he's "adjusting" it. well! better than nothing!

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

wait Andy's actually scrapping the triple lock?? okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

idk whats going on for me rn my priv twitter got suspended for "inauthentic behaviours" (???) and then last night my tumblr got suspended with zero warning or explanation??? the doll is fucking under ATTACK!!!!

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

NOOOOOO are you banned on Twitter/X (answers to both) rn???

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

i'll be cold in my grave before i lay off Ms Swift. she's a demon. she is a demon from hell. she is bad people

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

its a miracle i dont have the Rude warning on my account

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

i hope she dies. ❤️

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

nobody over here is hating on Ms Swift enough. have you heard her latest attempts at creating what she calls - but is not universally agreed to be - music? one of the tracks came on the radio at work and about a minute in i realised my face was hurting from the involuntary grimace on my face

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

im trying my best but im one lone tranny fagging out against the wind

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

get on itt f-droid.org/packages/com...

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

alternatively if being a hater here ain't doing it for you there's loads of bears who show cock and hole. this is the bear cock and hole app. lock in twin

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DL trade union representative @dairymagdalene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

you gotta #build your #community... take my hand... we can do this together

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

my priv on twitter got suspended and the joy is fading. though i mainly post shite here that i think isnt good enough for twitter. the reject pile... or sometimes i post shit with the purpose of riling up the Vote Blue(sky) No Matter Who types. its a great website to be a fucking hater on

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

there's like. a FEW. but not really. im still here poastin

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

LMAO

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

if its any consolation i do hate my posts too

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

my pussy so tight it'll circumcise you. grip and rip baby

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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

slander for your least favorite episode of doctor who just dropped

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

me when i turn up at your house with Joe Rogan

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

Characters

Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa

Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad

Panel 1

Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.

Hannah's family is having dinner.

Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.

Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.

Panel 2

Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.

Seth: Is it LOVE?

Daryl's face remains emotionless.

Panel 3

Daryl looks at Seth and responds.

Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.

Seth: Oh...

Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.

Seth: Oh...

Panel 4

Daryl looks away.

Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.

Seth: I DID!

Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.

Seth: NO!

Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.

Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

when women cheat on their husbands we're always so quick to denounce them, but sometimes it's more complicated than that. maybe they have good reasons for doing so, like they really reallyyyyy wanted to, or they were bored. Don't be so quick to judge. #BeKind

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

you've got yourself a hit mobile game here

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

i've no clue tbh, i'm thinking it might be a bug or something because i didnt get an email or anything. when i tried to log in it just sent me to the login page again. it only told me i was terminated when i tried to reset my password

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026

just discovered Xtra which is an unofficial Twitch client on Android and it's so unbelievably better than the official app it's actually fucking mental

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026

making decent progress on my crochet project and might finish it this week yippeeee

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/09/2026

my private twitter got suspended and now my tumblr has been terminated?? what the fucking hell is going on 😭

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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 28/09/2026

Sorry are you completely out of your fucking mind

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