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Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia.uk
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extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30 me blog: tilde.town/~slimelia also on mastodon: tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/09/2026
me when i turn up at your house with Joe Rogan
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 21/09/2026
phone i forgot my shit
Hank Hill on the phone
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 21/09/2026
@byerollingstar.bsky.social bennett darling did your discord get hacked
One of those MrBeast scams on Discord
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 12/09/2026
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 10/09/2026
Young Link
A photograph of Orville the Duck
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 02/09/2026
im not saying that this book is a flop but it's already on offer in tesco if you use a clubcard. and its being featured in the fruit & veg aisle
A cardboard stand for MrBeast's new novel, showing that it is £11 if you use your clubcard. Behind it is a shelf of spring onions and avocados.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 01/09/2026
Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator
That one meme photograph of Rainbolt focusing on Geoguessr.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 26/08/2026
the way i keep forgetting ive already made this joke
A screenshot of me making the same joke 3 months ago and 4 months ago.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 25/08/2026
Very low quality image of Jerry from Rick and Morty pointing someone else's gun at his head, with the words "Send me to Dolly, I want to be with Dolly" written across the image
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 21/08/2026
me in a discord call whenever my pals say "right, shall we hop on the game now then?"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 19/08/2026
Black t-shirt with a very low-quality JPEG of Jar Jar Binks giving a thumbs up. Above him is white text reading "SEX SELLS". Below him is katakana that phonetically reads "meesa horny".
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 02/08/2026
i already have openrct2 set up atcherley
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/07/2026
microsoft pan's labyrinth:
Windows 95 "3D Maze" screensaver
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/07/2026
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/07/2026
what ho!! another fiend defeated, King Peter!!
Steve in Minecraft disembowelment
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 28/07/2026
me when im fun at parties:
AVGN skinned alive
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 25/07/2026
Map screenshot
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 19/07/2026
idk what i expected to see but uh. not that
Peter Griffin wearing reading glasses looking at a tiny booklet.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 07/07/2026
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 03/07/2026
yeah i thought so
Email informing me of Patreon not charging me for shoogles this month.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 03/07/2026
long-overdue and very welcome "literally dont show me any AI at all" toggle added to Kagi Search
A screenshot of Kagi's "AI Feature Access" toggle
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 24/06/2026
literally couldn't stop myself from tearing up when this music started playing.. 💔💔 such an unbelievably gut-wrenching scene. if you watch this with the audio off you have no soul
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 22/06/2026
as a child i used to regularly play dress up games on "Everything Girl Dot Com" like every day. and yet it took me years to realise i was a girl. years!
A screenshot of EverythingGirl.com
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 06/06/2026
oh they tweeted an apology 😭
A tweet from GOG:
We are sorry for today’s newsletter. 

We made a series of mistakes: We created an unfortunate visual association by placing the runes incorrectly, we used the wrong logo for The End of the Sun, we did not check the display of the newsletter on mobile devices - which came out worse - and we didn’t port the feedback from our German QA to other languages.

While half our email base received this email, we stopped the send-out as soon as we noticed the error.

We are now revising our review process to enforce more checks and catch these mistakes earlier.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 05/06/2026
HUH???????? DID ANYONE ELSE GET THIS???????
An email notification from GOG.COM. The subject line reads "Slavic adventure 𖥞 ꥟ ϟϟ" - these symbols seemingly being the Nazi symbols of two thunderbolts, like the SS symbol, and a wheel symbol like the Black Sun.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 03/06/2026
"I Guess" meme
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 02/06/2026
all the comments on the video she's in are just about pewdiepie and markiplier (who also make guest voice appearances) and its like...............
Elephant "Address me" meme
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 01/06/2026
What about keeping out this?
The creature from Tim Robinson's Darmine Doggy Door sketch.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/05/2026
oh okay yeah thanks for the heads up i'll come check it out in 9 years x
Road sign that reads "NEW ROAD LAYOUT BY 2035"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 26/05/2026
SLIIIIIIIGHTLY better
The splash screen again, slightly more legible.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 26/05/2026
best quality i can find rn
The 2024 OSRS pride splash
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 15/05/2026
updating my records
Note that reads:
"Jokes Seumidh will tolerate:
• Jokes about the fire"
The bullet point "Jokes about the fire" has been crossed out with an arrow pointing to it that says "Too soon!"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 14/05/2026
Blue Grindr message bubble reading "find all the items necessary to open my secret level"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 05/05/2026
pretending i've been hacked on discord but it's just a link to Graham Norton's wikipedia article
Discord message that reads:
Hello, my dear!
I'm am writing to you because you are close friend to me ❤️ I have been working on a video game and would love if you are to download and try it! 😄 ❤️

Please could you be going to this website and try my game and leave review? It would be so helpful and kind appreciated 🥰💖
Your friend,
@alice
www.slimelia-game.com.ukA screenshot from clicking the link in the previous image, showing the "Leaving Discord" dialogue box. It reads:
This link is taking you to the following website
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Norton
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 01/05/2026
why did you do it, seumidh.
Fake MrBeast thumbnail for a video titled "1,000 Drunk Drivers Get Their Licenses Back!"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 01/05/2026
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/04/2026
A bad photo of Sophie Corcoran with her hands on her hips. She's in a red dress.The same photo of Sophie, with her dress edited to look like a bottle of malt vinegar.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 30/04/2026
every year at christmas she has a tesco curry for dinner with.. toast
Sophie Corcoran posing with a Christmas cracker. On a plate in front of her is her Tesco curry, accompanied with chips (fries) and buttered white toast.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/04/2026
Malcolm Tucker did it better x
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 29/04/2026
SLAG BITCH HORE
A selfie of me in my car giving a peace signA selfie of me
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 21/04/2026
it stands for plastic cock x
Question from a Newsgroup archive, dated 16 years ago:
"what does PC stand for? please help!?"
"I just left school and I wana become an IT tech now cos my mates being teaching me for a week! I think I know quite bit about IT like CBU means central brain unit, monitor, keyboard and mouse are al output things, RAM means read and move, he tought me loads but one thing puzzles me, he sed PC stands for plastic c o c k( willy)? is that true :/"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 21/04/2026
Cilla Black is actually alive in Spain
A reply to a tweet pointing out Cilla Black is dead. The reply reads: "she is very much alive, saw her in Spain last year. She just wanted time away from fame in the last few years of her life but I can confirm she's still with us :)"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 15/04/2026
The gnome is munching on a worm hole.
2004scape text box screenshot: "The gnome is munching on a worm hole."
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 13/04/2026
this being Trump's current strategy with blockades..
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 10/04/2026
A screengrab of Steve Coogan from The Day Today, from the scene in which he utters the line "It's bigger than that, Chris, it's large."
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 07/04/2026
Your Satisfaction is our business goal
A box of USB memory sticks. The box reads:
Thank you for choosing us
Your Satisfaction is our business goal
If you have any question, please message us
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 06/04/2026
they reference this tweet in the mario galaxy movie and im not kidding
Tweet from "@bestcryptocas" with a screenshot of the original Super Mario Bros, with the caption "If Mario, then only Bros! 🔥"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 04/04/2026
bus wanker x why am i posing like Amelie on the DVD box art for the movie Amelie. Where's my spoon
A selfie of me on a bus.
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 02/04/2026
it's literally this and it's not even close x
A tweet from "maureen", quote-tweeting Denise Welch. Denise writes "I'm 10 yrs sober today. Big day xx" with a photograph of her 10 years ago and a recent photo. Maureen has quoted with "Congrats on your sobriety Denise but you look dreadful in both pictures all my love Maureen x"
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 01/04/2026
LOVE the Kagi homepage for April Fools. bring back websites like this. why not
A screenshot of the full body of Kagi.com from today, April 1st (aka April Fools Day). The webpage has a date on it reading "April 1, 1996" and the design has been laid out like a website from 1996. It is reminiscent of how Yahoo! looked at that time.
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