Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 28/07/2025please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write 5169241021
Reposted by Ericapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit. 832152187
Reposted by EricaMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The problem? Thrift stores google the prices of all their merchandise, making it less likely an amazing deal slips through the cracks. The plan? A chain of thrift stores staffed entirely by convicted pedophiles who have been legally banned from using the internet 1296877
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 23/04/2025there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement 158141802225
Reposted by Ericaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/07/2025guys i’m starting to think all lives do not actually matter to them 11642101
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2025the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night 482739304
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 12/05/2025buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck 3776351514
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 20/05/2025before you get mad at me please stop and think about how that would make me feel 1742648
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Bitch you’re in nursing school but you can’t use the correct form of too/to ??? 000
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 28/04/2025if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you 192152681665
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 28/04/2025We out here wishing basset hounds a happy birthday on the basset hound subreddit 000
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died 437676874
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 21/04/2025the coveted brown checkmark verifies that the user has gone more than five years without shitting their pants 771929210
Reposted by EricaThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2025The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass 638383925
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2025no, your majesty, your subjects have simply gathered outside the castle to proclaim their love for you. they're waving those pitchforks because of all you've done for the farmers 332596325
Reposted by EricaThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/04/2025Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Deaththeonion.comMan Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To DeathWASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5... 516271564335
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 19/01/2025spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up 29996104
Reposted by Ericaslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/01/2025they can bring back tiktok but not david lynch?? 868779
Reposted by EricaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider... 342279351
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide 324208352896
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever 3487656452
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 06/01/2025It is the one week anniversary of my back hurting nonstop 000
Reposted by EricaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people 544594757
Reposted by Ericaceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that 203194823983
Reposted by EricaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer 465626743
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids 774900536
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I’ve gotten acrylic nails once in my entire life and it was the worst experience ever. Y’all have fun though. 000
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Trying to learn guitar and it doesn’t sound good so going to kill everyone now 000
Reposted by Ericalocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Went to the grocery store hungry, will never financially recover from this 632181120
Erica @slckrbtch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I don’t understand the celebrating for the new year. Nothing has changed 110
Reposted by EricaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Dentist just told me that he needs to put me down. 591216206
Reposted by Ericamiomancer @miomancer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next 331209943873
Reposted by Ericawint @dril.bsky.social · 26/12/2024every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years 16990331148
Reposted by EricaDad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 25/12/2024Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: “sigh” Fine. Right click on your hamster... 625072481
