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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 15/10/2026
a sponge in trouble
SQUIDWARD: "spongebob, i need one FORTNITE BURGER..."
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SPONGEBOB: "i told you squidward.... i don't know what that IS"
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SQUIDWARD: "well a lot of people WANT it... they've been calling NIGHT AND DAY..."
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SQUIDWARD: "you sure you didn't FORGET how to—"
SPONGEBOB: "NO!! i... i....."
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SPONGEBOB: "did i? i don't know... how can i still call myself a fry cook if i don't know what it is... WHAT THE FUCK IS A FORTNITE"
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SQUIDWARD: "heh heh. that chump believes ANYTHING."
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haniwa @ayyk92.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Let's do this properly when you're better!"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Landy 🎙️🐦 @landy.rs · 14/10/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Prescription
comic about a puppy getting a prescription. Basil is writing down the instructions on his phone, but the bunny doctor says; "Oh! You don't need to write it on your phone. I will write down the instructions for you on the prescription." But it is later revealed that the doctor's handwriting is intelligible
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hare among rabbits
Comic about rabbits and a hare. The hare says; "All my life I've been raised to look and behave like them(the rabbits). I thought I was one of them. But I'm starting to feel like that isn't the case. I don't know who I am"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
support my book kickstarter TOOAY 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 13/10/2026
for some reason lapsing in my anxiety meds coincided with an increased difficulty in managing my anxiety. it must be because i am fundamentally incapable.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Daily Toby Trivia (Chapter 6 2027) @dailytobytrivia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The script for the intro animation used for the Shadow Mantle Enemy has 3 variables named "live", "laugh", and "love", which are all set to 0. The laugh is used later for a laugh sound, but the other 2 are there just for a joke.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Through the Floor
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Dylan @zaffirorubino.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
guys its been six years since gougar
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm a professional game developer
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Golden record
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Carl Sagan and a scientist colleague look into space, watching Voyager 1 (an unmanned space device designed to float eternally away from earth) fly into deep space. Sagan says, “well, away she goes. The next big step in extraterrestrial contact.” Panel 2: he asks his colleague, “what album did you decide to put on it?” Panel 3: Voyager 1 drifts away, earth shrinking in the distance. Attached to the spacecraft is a CD copy of Gucci Mane - Trap Story. The album cover is absolutely insane and designed to looked like a Toy Story spoof with a ton of jewelry and a trap house in the background.At the far end of the universe, 24 shnillion years from now: two bizarre aliens stand next to each other and listen to a CD player. One says, “dang, this goes hard.”
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I only just now realized that his name is Espio the Chameleon because its short for espionage
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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The Jonkler @slavonius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Five Whoppers And five... More Whoppers
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Stalvoski @stalvoski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Words to the wise! #Floradinn #Deltarune
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#Deltarune #Spamton
A little Spamton sitting atop a cardboard sales display, inviting you to purchase a delightful children's toy.
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The absolute state of trans ally journalism
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Germ @jaggedspine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#kriselle
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sleepy 🏳️‍🌈‼️ @sleepyfella.nekoweb.org · 10/10/2026
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shoutout to all my lesbian oomfs yeah!!!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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tea @manleytea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Constant Companion #deltarune #jamiephanart
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Froyo☆Tam @froyotam.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
you can use my released fonts, free or commercial, for video games!! i allow it. links are in alt text!!
TROD: https://itemlabel.com/products/trod-
font
ferrite core dx: https://github.com/froyotam/
ferrite-core/
(free)baudotpunch, included in TROD purchase https://itemlabel.com/products/trod-font
baudot encoder and dot punch fontultra hi-gloss, my first commercial and most popular font.
https://itemlabel.com/products/ultra-hi-gloss-font
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WELCOME TO MONSTERFUCKER CENTRAL (scary ass dinoaur roar) WHERE WE THIRST OVER MONSTERS, MONSTERS AND MORE MONSTERS (loud, evil growl) THESE AIN'T YOUR GRANDMAS CREATURES.... (image of a slightly larger than normal, buff human with claws and maybe big teeth fades in)
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Isometric Pixel @isometricpixel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is my vent art
A crudely drawn image depicting a message from a user named "comm artist" (shortening of commission artist). The message reads "So sorry for taking 8 months to start your sketch. I'm working on it right now, promise." The message is partially obstructed by a Steam notification reading "comm artist is playing Overwatch"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/01/2025
the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
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Iron Pineapple @ironpineapple.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He tried . . .
Two headlines, the first reads

"Man in serious condition after house falls on him"

The second reads

"One man can stop housing crash"
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
what’s- what’s the good way
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Kongregate page for Don't Shit Your Pants has maybe the funniest game news update of all time
Developer Updates. April 17, 2013.

"Hey everyone, we’ve taken the veil off of for our latest game. I’m sorry to say it’s not Don’t Piss Your Pants, but we think it’s just as cool.

Our newest game is called Rogue Legacy, a procedurally-generated “Rogue-Lite” with an in-depth heritage system. We’re super proud of it, but right now we need your help to get it on Steam.

If you’ve enjoyed the games we’ve made in the past, it would mean the world to us if you could visit the page below, and give [...]"
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Showed a draft of the video to a friend and they said "It'll be your best, if you fix all the problems" so that's promising. I don't know how to fix the problems though
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a cat looking up captioned "hi there. i noticed you're really busy. obviously this means you're the employee that does everything. i have something for you to do. your coworkers are not visible to me. i only want you. now. listen to my full request."
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formerly @cryptidw00rm 🦀🌈🐳🐚 @aquariiy00m.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
* (Through many repititions, their movements became faster and smoother...)
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i found an archived version of the website on the top right and holyy i hit gold
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Partyhorn @peytonpartyhorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
various rhythm heaven comics part 1
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's the 260 year anniversary of the time angry rioters filled the streets with cheese wheels
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The Witch of Art @thewitchofart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta love the idea of Ralsei being the adopted queen's child #deltarune
In the top panel, it shows Queen looking at up, while her hands raising together, saying "I feel the femenine power"
In the middle panel, it shows Queen smiling, and said "And I'm so"
In the bottom panel, it shows Queen starts to shake her hands, and said "Accepting..." while looking at Ralsei well dressed with a dress with a fire theme.

Queen thought, "Finally I got a daughter"
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Scrib Doof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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