Reposted by slanataTom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Crisis PR, man. This summer I got a pitch from a firm asking if I wanted to interview a crisis PR person on how he’d handle Balogun red card fallout Sold it with “he managed crises for Penn State after Sandusky scandal.” Like no I don’t want to talk to the fucking guy who spun the Sandusky scandal 1641434
Reposted by slanataMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026Susan Collins in 1996 vs. Susan Collins in 2026 671083435
Reposted by slanatashauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026somewhere his wife is like “wait what” 1072900265
Reposted by slanataThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.” 17999463233
Reposted by slanatapete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comWah Wah CryALT: Wah Wah Cry 25215
Reposted by slanataglavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is my favorite post ever 651651091
Reposted by slanataJon @bigjon865.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Having an above 90 IQ on an NFL sideline must feel like taking the Limitless pill 1315423
Reposted by slanataAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics. 323164674675
Reposted by slanataKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society. 392523502
Reposted by slanatarax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hm let’s see let’s see. lotta folks righteously mad at ole ed sheeran right now how do i turn this around. i could say nothing. or, and hear me out, i could say nothing but longer and worse 1432518
Reposted by slanataThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We share this chart every chance we get. Unions and a strong middle class go hand in hand. (Which is why @marshablackburn loves to brag about attacking them) 9511186
Reposted by slanataebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mitch is said to be working from home 🤣 27279161600
Reposted by slanatakate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/09/2026EVERY TIME I DIE "FLOATER" LIVE AT HELLFEST 2003 "I WANNA SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER EXPLODE LIKE THE SPACESHIP COLUMBIA" RIP ANDY 5695
Reposted by slanataRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Better idea: instead of bandaids, put your whole ass & balls behind Medicare For All & decouple health insurance from unions. Huge reason production has left US is that every other country provides health care for its workers, making movies & shows wildly cheaper. 262336397
Reposted by slanataMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I've whittled it down to an index card that says, "Zero stakes, anyone can be brought back, and nothing matters." 517429
Reposted by slanatapete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026 1213
Reposted by slanataLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026“... when I joined the Navy, I swore an oath to defend the Constitution from enemies foreign and domestic... when people try to take away our right to vote, they start looking like enemies domestic. Talking to you, Comrades." ~ Kolin Kilpatrick Tarrant County Commissioners Court meeting 431150375
Reposted by slanataʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen 165156314167
Reposted by slanataAsa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 09/08/2026The Chinese car company Zeeker makes nice EVs. You and I are not allowed to buy them because they're Chinese. Google, on the other hand, is allowed to buy Zeeker EVs for its Waymo fleet. Imagine that. US mega-corporations get a pass while US citizens get fucked. 861660482
Reposted by slanataLincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Every week of 2026 is the opening scene of some Hollywood apocalypse movie 1213134
slanata @slanata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Imagine if all the money that goes into election spending was used for the public. Such a silly system we humans have made 000
Reposted by slanataOnonebete @ononebete.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Microsoft: $101 BILLION in profits. $12.5 BILLION in tax breaks. $176 BILLION in stock buybacks. 4,800 workers fired this week. 9,000 workers fired last year. Please don't tell me trickle-down economics works. It never did. Nothing trickles down. 39492983300
Reposted by slanataRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use. 221174413960
Reposted by slanataBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium. 50082751727
Reposted by slanataRuns with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Game over. 112103502176
Reposted by slanataBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026huh the only fast casual restaurant that's thriving hates AI wonder if that means anything 753783455
Reposted by slanataDanielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Azzi Fudd 30 piece in the #WNBA three point contest finals! 16335103
Reposted by slanataLanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just telling the truth via Marco Te Brömmelstroet 2631457
Reposted by slanatajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026this is like the literal opposite of true. the most fruitful eras of the modern democratic party coincided with periods where the walls separating political radicals from the mainstream were way less solid 2215348761
Reposted by slanataescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149864235
Reposted by slanataBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.” Perfect. #WellPlayed #Belgiumnbcsports.comBelgium beats, then trolls, U.S. team on Monday nightEven though it was tied, 1-1, after Malik Tillman scored another goal on a free kick just outside the penalty area, it never felt close. 587185363877
slanata @slanata.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Mbappe this, Haaland that, Dembele said hold my fucking beers 070
slanata @slanata.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Bosnia will be a tough game and I fear this streak holding… USMNT needs to play with a lot more urgency than their last match. And I get it wasn’t our strongest starting 11 but it’s a sign that the quality significantly drops off with our bench which is a problem when we play elite teams 060
Reposted by slanataMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026yes, yes, the guy that dogwalked you & is delivering on his promises & makes you look exactly as bad at your job as you are -- yes, that guy "has work to do!" I bet Mamdani is *shaking* they are so bad at thissss 🤡 33011415
Reposted by slanataBoricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 21/06/2026THe World Cup has proven one thing. THE PROBLEM with this world IS NOT it citizens its the govt that runs its citizens 671731300
Reposted by slanataMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Boston Police really couldn’t say no to these Cape Verde fans 😭 The vibes are were too good they just had to get involved 🕺 310321
Reposted by slanataMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026ROG: "MY NIPPLES ARE STILL TINGLING FROM GIO'S GOAL" 💀 Gio Reyna's USMNT teammates have ALWAYS believed in him. Tonight we found out why 🏆 5735
slanata @slanata.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Ironically the biggest loser here to me is the grown men who wanted a stupid fucking set list poster that looked like a fourth graders book report project so bad they assault someone over it 000
Reposted by slanataKanekuo @kanekuo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think its probably 60% of drivers out there who straight up just should not have been given a license 7665
Reposted by slanataMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 08/06/2026The Cure's Robert Smith perfectly sums up the difference between Americans and Brits. 27366431149
