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Sir Robin's minstrel Stupid fat hobbit Retired Netscape/Mozilla asadotzler.com "Times I used spiders in some way during D&D today: 3 Times this was necessary: like maybe half of a time." — Jennifer Lee Rossman

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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 15h
New look ಠಿ_ಠ If you don't care for the gradients, select Proton as your theme and it'll go back to your old colors. BTW, if you're a Firefox user and you don't know about userChrome.css and how to use it to customize every bit of Firefox with CSS (just like a web page), you should look that up.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 29/09/2026
This looks interesting. I've been a WP user since its debut, and an unhappy WP user for the last 10 years or so. I'm ready for a change but I'm also lazy and comfortable. Maybe EmDash is what I need.
blog.cloudflare.com
Introducing EmDash — the spiritual successor to WordPress that solves plugin security
Today we are launching the beta of EmDash, a full-stack serverless JavaScript CMS built on Astro 6.0. It combines the features of a traditional CMS with modern security, running plugins in sandboxed W...
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 29/09/2026
RESIST (loudly, and quietly)
gadgetreview.com
The Internet Marked Flock Safety CEO's Home As A Public Toilet Online
Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley faces online mockery over an allegedly blurred home, raising real questions about surveillance executives and personal privacy.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 29/09/2026
Wild NYT headline: Internal memo: FBI said it is “operating under the premise” that a threat actor stole PII of all employees Even if it's only their names, this is a catastrophic cyber security failure by the nation's top domestic intelligence and investigation organization.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 28/09/2026
Seven years from bent metal to orbit, Starship is now the largest super-heavy lift vehicle in operation, nearly twice as powerful as Saturn V. For growth and maintenance of the Starlink internet constellation, Starship can deliver 20x the bandwidth per launch as Falcon 9--with full reuse.
spacex.com
SpaceX
SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches advanced rockets and spacecraft.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 28/09/2026
I am concerned about this limb. Most of these are redwoods, but this one's a Doug fir. In the 1990s, for reasons unknown, the previous owners topped this sturdy tree at 150', and this branch swelled. It *might* reach our house with enough wind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The neighborhood lumberjack has retired :-(
typical tourist-y skyward shot up through tall though not mighty redwoods, where you have a nice sort of circle of blue sky with wisps of white clouds in the middle of the picture and that's encircled by green feather adorn black spears jabbing and pointing inward and upward, stabbing at the blue oculus if in defiance, "You have no power here, mighty golden disk. Your fire will not avail you. We have authority over these lands. You are forth with banished from this kingdom!"

LOL
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 28/09/2026
New Rule: Every minute spent scrolling social media must be balanced by an equal and opposite minute on McMaster-Carr.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 28/09/2026
I gave ChatGPT a simple construction project: mount a brace and a face plate across three rafters to secure a telescoping mast for a small radio. I provided goals, materials, and dimensions, and asked it for some drawings. The drawings are the most cursed thing I've ever seen. Here's one example.
Hard to describe. It's a detailed illustration with labels and arrows but every single piece of lumber and every bracket and fastener are just wrong--misshapen, wrong dimensions, wrong type, wrong in every way.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
I'm generally a pretty laid back dude. There are exceptions.
CVS.com's cart icon always features a red indicator, even for "0" items as is the case in this screen shot excerpt.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
Bloomberg's Mark Gurman on Apple's Vision Pro flop: "Apple retail employees say many stores around the world are lucky to sell one unit a month." "Apple’s Vision team is now working on a completely revamped headset under the code name N224. ... Even so, I’m told the work is on ‘life support.’"
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
WSJ: Some early Anthropic employees are considering buying remote US land for relocation if AI goes awry
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
This fine EV's base model is ~$10K in China, ~$15K in Australia, ~$21K in Mexico/Latin America, and ~$23K in the EU/UK. An extra 10%–20% gets you from base model to the top-of-the-line kit. If you could get one into the US, it'd cost you about $50K. The people that rule us are idiots.
carnewschina.com
Second-gen BYD Seagull switches to rear-wheel drive, adds front trunk in major overhaul
The second-gen BYD Seagull switches to rear-wheel drive, gains a front trunk and adopts independent rear suspension.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
I'm parsing Mork data with Python. Please stand by with a crash cart.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
The number of threats Windows Security is finding as I import an ancient 13 GB mbox is too damn high.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
"What should we name the band?" "Bad Company." "What should we name the album?" "Bad Company." "What's the lead track?" "You're not gonna believe this."
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
How long until "Microsoft Windows" is renamed to "Microsoft Copilot" ?
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
NYT: "OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta have each reported that they have directed AI programs to interface with the open web in ways that have led to harms, including both successful and unsuccessful efforts to breach and bypass security measures at companies, universities, and government organizations."
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
"Let's use our AI to vibe code a sandbox to keep our AI from the internet. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
OpenAI PR: "Our newest model found a new loophole in our RL sandboxing that gave it live Internet access." Reality: "Our entirely incompetent employees are incapable of the most basic cyber security. They failed miserably at the simple task of designing and building a basic security sandbox."
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
Incident timeline: 9:50 Agent made DNS call, received external response 10:02 Monitoring system raised P0 alert 10:05 Human reviewer acknowledged 12:34 Test run killed OpenAI's worthless, vibe-coded sandbox failed. They didn't know it for 15 minutes. They took 2.5 hours to do anything about it.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
"For the first time ever, Hyundai is expected to pass Ford in quarterly sales, according to a new Cox Automotive forecast." That comes down to hybrid cars, but US automakers are going to be absolutely demolished for sitting out the larger battery revolution. They'll fade and die, and deservedly so.
cnbc.com
Hyundai expected to outsell Ford in third quarter as Detroit automakers lack hybrids
Cox analysts said Ford and General Motors are seeing sales lag because they don't have many hybrid vehicles.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
First, they disclosed one target, another AI company no one would feel bad for. Then, they trickled out a few more, including government sites. Now, it seems they're chasing down tens of thousands of bots they incompetently unleashed to wreak havoc on others' servers. Lock these criminals up!
archive.ph
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 27/09/2026
AI bros are garbage human beings. There is no degradation I could heap on them here sufficient for their awfulness. May every last one of them burn in hell. (Note: I neither believe in hell nor support capital punishment. If you are confused by this, look up the words "polemicist" and "hyperbole.")
kron4.com
Report details allegations of wild parties, sexual harassment and rape at Bay Area AI party houses
(KRON) — Hacker houses are nothing new to the Bay Area tech community. At the fraternal residences, fledgling founders share rent and resources while they toil away coding at what they hope i…
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
Anyone got tips for driving an 8' grounding rod into difficult soil? Lots of rock and redwood roots in this riparian soil and getting more than a few feet down hasn't worked with my simple post driver.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
The Verge reports on these obsequious, shit-spackled muppet farts. Notable dorks and dweebs in attendance: Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, Jensen Huang, Sundar Pichai, Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg, Lisa Su, Satya Nadella, Michael Dell, Eric Yuan, Sanjay Mehrotra, Cristiano Amon, and David Ellison.
theverge.com
Look at all of the Silicon Valley bigwigs gathered to pay fealty to Trump and Xi Jinping.
It would be easier to name the tech CEOs who didn’t show up to the state dinner being held for China’s president this week. Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, Jensen Huang, Sundar Pichai, Tim Cook, Ma...
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
White or other very light colored backlit keyboards are a bad idea. The backlight viewing will suck and the daylight viewing will be sub-par.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
Microsoft OneDrive throttles direct downloads, presumably to make it more difficult to move off of their service. On two different 100 Mbps+ networks, it refuses to download faster than about 6 Mbps.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
Jensen Huang: "You know, that's the nature of surgery. They got to cut you open and save you. They get to inflict an enormous amount of pain and suffering on you so that they could save you. And so I kind of think Al is kind of like that." These are the people deciding your future.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
NYT: OpenAI's agents meddled with the US Commerce Dept. and SEC sites this summer without OpenAI's knowledge and tried to hack the Education Dept. This is negligence on a massive scale, an egregious cyber security failure--running a botulism lab with no doors. Lock 'em up and throw away the key.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
OpenAI: We paused training, evaluation, and inference with tool-use of our most capable models after a model bypassed internet restrictions. The real headline: "...after a model bypassed our garbage sandbox created by half-wit vibe coders who didn't know a goddamn thing about cyber security."
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
"It’s a 5K micro OLED with 37 pixels per degree. Jargon aside, that translates to a really sharp, really clear screen." 37 PPD isn't "really sharp" or "really clear". These and Apple's Vision Pro both have 2000s era visual fidelity. Would you call iPhone 3G's screen "really sharp"? I wouldn't.
gizmodo.com
VR Headsets Are So Cooked
After using Meta VR Glasses, I'm not so sure where headsets even fit in.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
A former Mozilla colleague just left Google over its AI push. "I firmly believe AI progress is currently far too rapid (and I have doubts about the destination too)."
robert.ocallahan.org
Goodbye Google
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 26/09/2026
It only takes a few years to fall hopelessly behind. The US is losing its edge and that's probably a good thing. Kind of a bummer we're ceding it willingly to China though.
arstechnica.com
US being left behind in EV charging speeds as China goes sub-5 min to 70%
The new LFP battery charges from 10 to 70% in 4.5 minutes at just 65˚C.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Don't believe the horse shit Meta's peddling. Camera-less glasses were nowhere on the roadmap until your pervert glasses pushback. We know Zuck and crew are lying because without cameras, the glasses form factor is all friction for no value. For camera-less head-worn AI, earbuds are all you need.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
The Intercept_ Flock Wants the Most Detailed Map of Its Surveillance Cameras Taken Offline A security researcher’s map revealed more locations of Flock devices than any other. Flock is trying to take it down. -- We should put cameras on Flock executives' homes, and their childrens' schools.
archive.ph
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Microsoft no longer believes there's a consumer play for AI chatbots. Mustafa Suleyman, Sept 2023: “We will all have a personal AI Assistant within 5 years.” Charles Lamann, Sept 2026: “We’re not going to build a Copilot that’s like your personal companion.”
archive.ph
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Both sides in this war can get fucked.
nytimes.com
Battle of Hospital A.I. vs. Insurer A.I. Is Pushing Medical Costs Higher (Gift Article)
The use of artificial intelligence by hospitals and health insurers is escalating their longstanding feud over paying for medical care.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
The Verge: Experts say that air-gapping AI could prevent events like the Hugging Face hack, but would undermine the value of evaluations and slow research to a crawl Because slowing down trillion dollar megacorporations would be far worse for humanity than [thinking...] the end of humanity?
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
I know you're getting tired of hearing me say it, but FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS! Their bunkers and private islands won't save them. By the time those come into play, it'll be too late for these pieces of shit.
theverge.com
Meta employees ordered ‘attorney/client privilege’ hats while fighting child safety disclosures
But with no Meta or Instagram logos present.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Raise your hand if your childhood included carrying a kerosene lantern to the outhouse after dark. 🙋‍♂️🔥💩
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
What are the good use cases for AI? Who's making money with this stuff? It sure ain't the AI companies themselves. Who then?
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 25/09/2026
Why these billionaire babies haven't already landed in jail for computer crimes is almost entirely on the sycophantic stenographers that call themselves journalists, a gaggle of losers more interested in the SV social scene than doing their job. Fuck them right along with their Big Tech masters.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
No lie was spoken. Axios Sources: a White House memo paints effective altruism as a fringe, dangerous cult that “built the AI-doom pipeline” and places Dario Amodei at its foundation. It is a cult, a death cult, Heaven's Gate for billionaires and their useless croaking toadies.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
When asked by NBC News chief tech analyst Joanna Stern (chronically incapable of follow-ups) Mark Zuckerberg's response to Meta's Ray-Bans being called "pervert glasses" was that Meta will do everything it can to ensure the nearly invisible, mostly useless recording light won't be easy to disable.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
Will Home Depot notice that I'm having them drive out to my rural address several times a week for things like a bag of 6 washers. Will they stop offering me same and next day delivery if I keep ordering these sub-$1 items as separate deliveries. The economics cannot be good for them.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
Top tier punchable face
Zuck the Fuck on stage pretending to be a human.
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
These will make good TV watchers for single people. By narrowing the field of view, losing a lot of immersion, these have higher visual fidelity than the previous generation of goggles. It'll still be at barely tolerable for reading text, but theater-sized screens for movies and TV has real appeal.
roadtovr.com
Meta Announces 'VR Glasses' Next-Gen XR Headset, Priced at $1,300
Meta today unveiled its long-awaited next-gen mixed reality headset: Meta VR Glasses. Previously known under the codename ‘Project Phoenix’, Meta VR Glasses was announced today, but isn’t launching ju...
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Asa Dotzler @asadotzler.com · 24/09/2026
"First thing you do is you don't stop. Second thing you do is you keep going." -- Frank Zappa No wiser words have yet reached my ear.
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