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Plug McSassy

@sj.gg

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NYT journalist hostage negotiator (kidnapper) endorsements ≠ endorsements he/him/himbo check out my website

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 3h

that’s it i’m getting back to work on the Kara-Tron 9 Billion (karaoke machine)

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 3h

hollering I’M SUBMISSIVE over and over at the shareholder meeting

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 3h

(they drive there bc they’re too big to run and they all skip leg day)

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 3h

starting to think peter hegseth actually believes war is when a bunch of tough guys drive up in a van, get out, and start punching each other

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 3h

win war by punch harder

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 4h

everything about this guy reaches new levels of being creepy and weird that heretofore were never even conceivable

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 6h

it’s ok! thanks for trying!!

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15h

Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars.

RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15h

hell yeah it's still working!

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 16h

you know it feels so good to be an oyster getting pried open w that

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 17h

risky for the department store not to provide a way to dry my hands when the bathroom is right next to a bunch of soft dry clothing for sale

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18h

i feel like we could go pile up some rocks at the south pole and accelerate this by like 100,000%

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18h

perfect for busy moms on-the-go with 2-3 pet deaths / day

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 19h

they must have made some exceptions at the navy, you know since we still have one

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 19h

can't help but notice our new non-woke macho tough-guy military can't seem to win. maybe we should bring back the woke sissy gay military?

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

(serious posting) Fremont Coffee Company is the only good coffee in Fremont. weird to think that I'm probably seeing you guys when I get coffee. you all seem so normal IRL

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

hold on…….. were either off the pilots furries?!?!?

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

oh so only you get to talk to the mayor?

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

no thanks!!

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

Mayor Wilson can you confirm if the toilet pipes go “straight to the bank”? my grandpa said whatever he gets in the toilet goes to his bank account and he’s “losing money” when he misses

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

☑️ This post gave me a medical condition.

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

i make that at home

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

i was already pretty upset about “crumbly” (!!)

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

dreamed i went to olive garden and ordered something called Wet Chicken

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/10/2026

i think every wikipedia paragraph should start with a link to gwynneth paltrow

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 30/09/2026

when you’re built like you’re wearing a suicide vest

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 30/09/2026

proof the parcel (or a parcel) exists / existed

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 30/09/2026

people who should kill themselves should kill themselves

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 30/09/2026

sir this is WOMEN’S BASKETBALL

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 30/09/2026

til atlanta is pretty small and if you go there you WILL have an interaction with fani willis

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

i hope he just keeps renaming stuff

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

ya i came out real dry

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

わ - ね - れ being 3 consonants and 2 vowels is poop explosion

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

that's... exactly what I was thinking, too

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/09/2026

the problem is the homework I'm doing is scanned at very low resolution and the "eyes" are actually a little less than 1 pixel each 💀

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

the fact that シ and ツ different letters is fucked

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

man the world's getting so bad even carrot top tried to khs

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

motion blur can go straight to hell, sorry

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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

*puts 1-900-MIX-A-LOT down as my emergency contact*

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blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I turn on my vacuum cleaner and it starts sucking, does THAT "stir a debate on AI emotions", why or why not?

Headline: "Robot cries on command stirring debate on AI emotions"

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

ladies and gentlemen the era of 30-50 feral hogs has ended. embrace the era of 5-7 crying wives.

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

this will be perfect for my Monster Penis Simulator

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

non-woke lesbian bar that the New York Post highly approves of

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[loudly within earshot of a minotaur] labyrinths can high key catch a fade. i hate labyrinths

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/09/2026

... but for my single self, I had as lief not be as live to be In awe of such a thing as I myself. I was born free as fucking Caesar; ...

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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 27/09/2026

Fuck McSassy ???

Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 26/09/2026

The new Ford F-750 with more torque than giving birth to an American.