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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 02/10/2026
Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars.
RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/09/2026
found myself with 4 roma tomatoes and nothing else fresh, but I really wanted salsa. so i used whatever i had and it is actually quite delicious. STRUGGLE SALSA recipe follows
struggle salsa with RICE CHIPS lol
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 20/09/2026
“some nice mushrooms” as the kids say
large flat top mushrooms with a lotta gills on the sides, among shamrocks
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18/09/2026
one note
the dog
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18/09/2026
something to think about
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 17/09/2026
found some turtles at the park
2 turtles in a log over lily pads
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15/09/2026
i don’t really want to
button from an app: “+ Add a teen”
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 27/08/2026
see also
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/08/2026
life pro tip place your peanut butter knife on the edge of the sink like shown so you don’t have to clean it now and so it doesn’t get peanut butter residue on the counter
butter knife with peanut butter residue overhanging sink
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 06/08/2026
somebody needs a little sleep mask
huge white cat sleeping with paw over eyes
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 06/08/2026
Life Pro Tip it turns out the govt actually can't stop you from putting hexagons in your cube voxel game
hexagonal basalt columns in my voxel game "Blocko"
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/07/2026
sorry i only donate blood at KFC
Email from Papa Johns:
Donate blood and receive a free pizza
Blood donation = Free pizza
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 29/06/2026
?
Zep: premium carpet shampoo. in a big bottle
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 24/06/2026
original image but with excellent new face drawn in place of emoji
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/06/2026
i don’t watch star trek bc i can’t stand looking at whatever this is
weird lookin guy on star trek
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 01/06/2026
is it TENET? it’s TENET isn’t it
Joe Scott video title: This is the cheapest way to reverse climate change. it could also end the world
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 21/05/2026
so romantic 💕
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 20/05/2026
🤘😖🤘
Headline: Organic Ice Cream Recalled for Unexpected Ingredient: Metal
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 17/04/2026
um. actually that’s mine. i need that
headline: Trump says Iran agrees to hand over ‘nuclear dust’
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/03/2026
the crosswalk was closed note that this is the only spot to cross and there is like 1 car an hour here
perfectly fine crosswalk with sawhorse signs saying “CROSSWALK CLOSED”
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 12/03/2026
is this why ARSONal is trending too
Trending topics including, highlighted, "Arsenal"
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 28/02/2026
what the hell just happened
viktor winetrout posted: preemptively sucker punching my congressman in the balls (40s ago)

hey i’m josh posted: preempt deez nuts / i’m going to bed (41s ago)
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/02/2026
ooooooh it's actually a rodent sneezing! false alarm everyone
same image but with ears, a tail, an eye, and the word ACHOO!
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/02/2026
i was texting my husband to tell him to pick up the phone, and my iPhone was like "Make a GenMoji!" so I was like OK And I typed "allergic to phone" And this is what it generated (NSFW, gross)
GenMoji in chat:
fingers(?) fused into a penis, ejaculating on a phone.
there's even a vein... aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/02/2026
Connections Wrong Answers
February 22, 2026

TRAVELLING TO BLOOM COUNTY
OUTCAST, ROUGH RIDERS, THE FAR SIDE, BLOOM COUNTY

FURRY TYPES
TEDDY BEAR, SALT-AND-PEPPER, BLACK SHEEP, BLONDIE

DANDRUFF TYPES
FLECKED, MISFIT, PEANUTS, BULL MOOSE

OLYMPIC PLACEMENTS
REJECT, DISTINGUISHED, SILVER, BIG STICK
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 20/02/2026
Connections Wrong Answers
Feb 19, 2026

TYPICAL 1970s BREAKFAST RECIPES
EGGS, BOYLE, TONGS, DISCO

PREDICTING MY SHOES COLOR
PLATFORM SHOES, DYE, BASKET, SEER

TORTURING EDNA TURNBLAD
POKER, JOHN TRAVOLTA, BELLOWS, BRAYS

SECRET MENU ITEMS AT CRACKER BARREL
PEEPS, STU, SHOVEL, POLYESTER SUIT
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18/02/2026
Connections Wrong Answers
Feb 18, 2026

CANDIES
SOUR, TOPICAL, WICKED, FREE-RANGE

AMOUNTS OF PARMESAN TO ADD TO MY SALAD
TEASE, RAD, CRESTED, SHAVING

TYPES OF PAINFUL CRAMPS
CURL, BANTAM, CRIMP, LEGHORN

___ WEIGHT
HEAVY, FEATHER, FLY, BAD
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18/02/2026
today's is coming soon, calm down
connections wrong answers
feb 17, 2026

___ GIN OR WINE
BOMBAY, PLUM, LEAF, SPEED

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LID
FLIP, BUSTLE, ZIP, HOISIN

MILKS
SKIM, SOY, OYSTER, FLOPPY

SUPER HEROES, AFTER "THE"
FLASH, DART, MISSUS, THUMB
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 18/02/2026
im late but deal with it
connections wrong answers
feb 16, 2026

NAMES OF MY DEER AND CHICKENS
DOE, FAWN, CLUCK, FLIGHT

YOU'RE TOO LOUD
RIOT, LAUGH, CACKLE, DO

WHEN THEY TRY TO GIVE ME MY MEDICINE
SCREAM, FIGHT, FREEZE, BUCK

SOUNDS CONSIDERED FOR HOMER SIMPSON'S CATCH PHRASE
DOH, DOUGH, HOOT, SQUAWK
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 17/02/2026
found a place where no highly esteemed deed is commemorated!
art installation with black nuclear submarine fins sticking out of the grass, vibes immaculateanother view
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15/02/2026
Connections Wrong Answers
February 15, 2026

PAPER THINGS ON MY DESK
DICTIONARY, ENCYCLOPEDIA, REMINDER, TRACE

DINOSAURS, OR MAYBE POKEMON
THESAURUS, CALLIOPE, VESTIGE, ELECTRA

I DUNNO SOUNDS KINDA RACIST TO ME
DIALECT, RINGMASTER, INFERIORITY, SUPERIORITY

THE NATO PHONETIC ALPHABET
ATLAS, BUZZARD, ECHO, OEDIPUS
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15/02/2026
happy valentines day
Connections Wrong Answers
February 14, 2026

BRANDS WE CAN CANCEL IF WE GET BORED
PHILLIPS, GUMP, PEPPER, MOUND

THINGS TO DO IN THE WOODS
HIKE, JUMP, SPEAR, HUMP

THE AIRPLANE STORY, CONDENSED
RISE, BUMP, BREATH, SULLY

MAH BOYS
SPIKE, WOODY, JUNIOR, LUMP
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 13/02/2026
Connections Wrong Answers
February 12, 2026

THE OPENING LINE OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOK, PROBABLY
A, FAST, FIRM, YANK

AISLES IN TRADER JOE'S
DAIRY, FROZEN, PRODUCE, MOLD

JUDGING AN INTERPRETIVE DANCE
DANCING, MAKE, FORM, CARD

___ WALK
JAY, MAY, TIGHT, DRAG
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 12/02/2026
NYT Connections Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS for today
THINGS YOU CAN HIT AROUND IN A HOCKEY GAME
PUCK, COASTER, BRICK, CAKE

GOING TO THE HOBBY STORE TO BUY A PINEWOOD DERBY BLOCK
PINE, DERBY, BLOCK, BAG

MOVIE TITLES, WITH "THE ___"
RETURN, MOON, RINK, NET

WHEN I SEE A PUPPY
SWOON, YIELD, YEARN, GAIN
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 10/02/2026
Today's NYT Connections WRONG ANSWERS
___ KHALID
DEEJAY, SPOKESPERSON, TRAILER, CONVENTION

REVERSE IT AND IT'S FOOD
OUTTAKES, HUBBUB, TIRESOME, OKAY

JUST A LOT OF GABBING
INTERVIEW, EXPOSITION, EMCEE, SHOW

BOXING TERMS, PROBABLY
KAYO, COMMENTARY, FAIR, RIMSHOT
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 10/02/2026
wrong tools
bad ingredients
no technique
PAPA JOHNS
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 10/02/2026
Only 1 day late! It's YESTERDAY'S Plug McSassy NYT Connections WRONG ANSWERS
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO, DUE TO MY EX WIFE'S RESTRAINING ORDER
APPROACH, ADVANCE, LOOM, POKER

RUNNING WITH ___
SCISSORS, YARN, ROYALTY, STYLE

NO ___!
WAY, FEE, MANNER, BONUS

WAYS I DO MY DRUGS
NEEDLE, STRAWS, NEAR, THE LINE
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 08/02/2026
Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS (my 2nd day back and THIS is what they do to me?)
THINGS YOU CAN HANG JESUS ON
2- OR 3-FANG VAMPIRE BITE MARKS
JENGA BLOCKS
I DUNNO... KOREAN? WORDS?
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 07/02/2026
the staffer has been replaced with a dotted outline
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 07/02/2026
It's back! Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS
THINGS PROBABLY FROM CHINA I GUESS
CHOW, YEOH, STIRRER, TIGER

WHAT A MAGICAL HORSE EATS
STRAW, HAY, CANDY CANE, FIRE

___ FACE
HORSE, CUP, LID, BUTTER

WAYS TO CROSS A ROAD
CROSSWALK, DRAGON, REFEREE, HIGH
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 05/02/2026
shirt: I’M NOT THE SLEEPY GUY I’M JUST THE GUY THAT SLEPT
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/02/2026
when your plastic surgeon accidentally put your mouth back on upside-down
el*n with his curiously upside-down mouth
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/02/2026
i think the google mapping robot fell down the stairs near my house
google maps streetview were the angles are all crazy and smooshed together on a staircase and then one shot is the street but upside down
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 27/01/2026
didn't know we were doing, like, wine pairings
single emoji information, followed by list of more emoji's with "This Emoji Goes Great With"
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15/01/2026
my mom keeps getting wordle in 3. meanwhile I'm getting it in 4 or 5. finally I got it in 3 this morning and I sent it to my mom. her reply: brutal
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 27/12/2025
i imagine, pretty fuckin rad? like, we get to bro out, or what?
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/12/2025
zoom in on the letter where it says WILMOT, with an upset Wilmot from Wilmot’s Warehouse superimposed
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 20/12/2025
something powerful happened here
jay loveridge says “zip ties near me” quoting a deleted post. 

jay loveridge responds “come back here you little rat fuck” with an account linkthe account is deactivated
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 16/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from your device, without explanation.
painting of a skull knocking over a cup
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 13/12/2025
sloppy
photoshop slop: metal bar is not continuousphotoshop slop: painted outside the lines with black to remove I❤️67 card
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