Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/09/2026found myself with 4 roma tomatoes and nothing else fresh, but I really wanted salsa. so i used whatever i had and it is actually quite delicious. STRUGGLE SALSA recipe follows 161
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/08/2026life pro tip place your peanut butter knife on the edge of the sink like shown so you don’t have to clean it now and so it doesn’t get peanut butter residue on the counter 160
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 06/08/2026Life Pro Tip it turns out the govt actually can't stop you from putting hexagons in your cube voxel game 010
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/06/2026i don’t watch star trek bc i can’t stand looking at whatever this is 120
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/03/2026the crosswalk was closed note that this is the only spot to cross and there is like 1 car an hour here 320
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 25/02/2026i was texting my husband to tell him to pick up the phone, and my iPhone was like "Make a GenMoji!" so I was like OK And I typed "allergic to phone" And this is what it generated (NSFW, gross) 4355
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 10/02/2026Only 1 day late! It's YESTERDAY'S Plug McSassy NYT Connections WRONG ANSWERS 050
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 08/02/2026Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS (my 2nd day back and THIS is what they do to me?) 051
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 07/02/2026It's back! Today's NYT Connections - Official Plug McSassy WRONG ANSWERS 2252
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/02/2026when your plastic surgeon accidentally put your mouth back on upside-down 1150
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 03/02/2026i think the google mapping robot fell down the stairs near my house 0120
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 15/01/2026my mom keeps getting wordle in 3. meanwhile I'm getting it in 4 or 5. finally I got it in 3 this morning and I sent it to my mom. her reply: brutal 050
Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 16/12/2025If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from your device, without explanation. 050