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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@yplac.bsky.social this Beemer manages to use four spaces at once. Bravo, that takes some doing.
A white BMW 5 series ostensibly parked in one bay, but with offside wheels 30cm into the next bay sideways, and the front wheels 50cm into the *two bays* in front.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
goodlawproject.org
Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is #ticketmaster knackered? I just tried to click on a link in one of their emails and got this.
Scary Ticketmaster error page that says "your browsing activity has been paused, we've detected unusual behaviour on either your network or browser."
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Nick Tankard @nicktankard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There can’t be a better obituary than this. Cheerio Hocker’s! 🤣
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 19/05/2026
Google unveils an even worse Search aftermath.site/google-search-...
the Google search bar
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Glen de la Cour @glendelacour.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
League 1 Minus 10: Wrexham Preamble. RPs appreciated. #saintsfc
league1minus10.co.uk
Deadpool and the Other Guy Preamble
Phil Parkinson. Those Were the Days. Wrexham away in a battle between sixth and seventh in the current Championship standings, with Saints having a game in hand but Wrexham have a one point of advantage. Win this and they will be four points ahead of us, thus negating the game in hand, so that will clearly be their target. Whilst a draw would not be the worst result in the world for us, we will certainly be going out there with the expectation of winning, particularly after the Arsenal game.
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That’s one hell of a cover…..
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
At Kennedy Space Center astronauts have to take elevators to the top of launch pad towers in order to enter their space capsules before lift off. This is the elevator panel at Pad 39A.
A series of buttons for different levels. The bottom level is labeled "Earth" and the top level is called "Space"
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Good loot drop, and if you leave the area and come back, they respawn so you can fight them again www.vice.com/en/article/s...
vice.com
Sharks in the Bahamas Are Full of Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers
The waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it’s showing up in shark blood.
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Drew Curtis @drewcurtis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
And now some actual good news
smithsonianmag.com
This High School Student Invented a Filter That Eliminates 96 Percent of Microplastics From Drinking Water
Virginia teenager Mia Heller’s filtration system harnesses the power of ferrofluid, a magnetic oil that binds to microplastics in flowing water
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I once referred to Dubai as 'LinkedIn with beheadings' on Twitter and got two days of men in ill-fitting jackets telling me I was British as if it were some kind of own.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@therealyplac.bsky.social just tried to buy some stickers but your website seems broken. yplac.co.uk/shop returns the error: "There has been a critical error on this website"
yplac.co.uk
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Roger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BREAKING: Sharp's Brewery in Cornwall, maker of UK's best-selling Cask ale, Doom Bar, to close, 50 jobs lost. US-Canadian owner Molson Coors, say it's financially unsustainable. Meanwhile MC investing heavily in relaunch of Carling Black Label. Fate of Burton brewed bottled version unknown #BskyBeer
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform with the words are we the baddies on the bottom
ALT: a man in a military uniform with the words are we the baddies on the bottom
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/01/2026
Feels very smol bean government to brief about how everything gets in your way and not be able to say "Every department and minister off the CSAM website by 5pm".
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful. A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's time to change the laws around streaming services so that musicians get their fair share! Join me in signing to Musicians' Union petition to fix streaming! www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/ch...
megaphone.org.uk
Change the law to fix music streaming
It's time to change the laws around streaming services so that musicians get their fair share! Join me in signing to Musicians' Union petition to fix streaming!
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@yplac.bsky.social another four ring moron. Yes, that's parked
A black Audi "parked" on a cobbled street. Half of it is sticking out into the road at 40 degrees
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@therealyplac.bsky.social more abandoned than parked. This managed to block in the black car in the foreground, who had no space to reverse into due to the angles.
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Zoë Grünewald @zoegrunewald.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Apparently
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Glen de la Cour @glendelacour.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
League 1 Minus 10: Musings on a New #saintsfc Manager to be Appointed by Bad Gamblers. RPs appreciated. Featuring Dragan, Rasmus, Johannes, Phil, Nathan, Ruben, Russell, Ivan, Simon, Will, Tonda.... and Delboy and Johnny Rotten.
league1minus10.co.uk
Musings on a New Manager to be Appointed by Bad Gamblers
"Which One of Us is Doing This Thing Then?" November international break is tranditionally a managers graveyard but Saints couldn't even give the Will Still project until then before pulling the trigger. Even the best intentioned 'long-term project' will hit the rocks if the results are poor and the expectations are high in the short term, especially when the fans have had enough of losing over a long period and turn on the board in a very public way in a home game.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
My all boys grammar school had a very successful choir who performed all round the world in the 70s and 80s. The choirmaster was strongly rumoured to give special private lessons to certain young boys. Fortunately my singing voice is dreadful, so I was never drafted into said choir.
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Alex Vijatov @alexvv.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If the Americans can tie the match, it will be a fantastic final day effort. Yet all the US fans have pissed off. Shitty losers every one of them. #rydercup
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Spotted in a Stockport car park this morning.
A zebra crossing in a car park has had the red n white cross of Saint George crudely painted on. Subsequently, someone has written one word in each quadrant.  These read "Flag Nonces Fuck Off"
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Framed #1279 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf
framed.wtf
Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#totp This episode was brought to you by Just for Men and Silvikrin.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#totp Christ, Powell is very handsy in this one. Surprised there's never been any historic accusations about him.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#totp Modern Romance = poor man's Kid Creole. August Darnell would like his moustache back.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
hopenothate.org.uk
Great Yarmouth to Host Britain’s Biggest White Power Concert in Years – HOPE not hate
Great Yarmouth is set to host the largest white power music gig held in the UK for at least 10 years, HOPE not hate can...
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
oh, hello
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Elizabeth May/Katrina Kendrick @elizabethmay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD
Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage.

Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
If there's ever a BBC warehouse fire, can they please ensure the tapes of this episode of #totp is at the epicentre. Zero redeeming features.
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Allie Morgan @grumpwitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
They close the libraries and then they lock away the online ones. To protect the children, of course.
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The Ranty Highwayman @rantyhighwayman.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Here's what a no go zone in England *really* looks like.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@daveybot.bsky.social Ive heard that Arthur's Seat is on fire. Can you confirm?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Keir Starmer: you are actually the leader of the Labour Party, so stop letting your every utterance and decision to be influenced by what Reform voters think. I don't give a fuck what Reform voters think. Deliver Labour policies, you fanny.
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This what Israel has done to Gaza. Forbidden pics by a Washington Post photographer whose Jordanian air crew didn't pass on Israel's order to only photograph aid being dropped. City, suburbs, schools, people: bombed to rubble. People being starved in makeshift camps on road roundabouts. #Genocide
Aerial shot of Gaza City, burned and bombed into burned and shattered, unliveable wreckage as far as can be seen.Whole area that used to be houses, shops, public transport routes, made into rubble and blackened, unliveable ruins. Aerial shot shows vast area entirely obliterated as habitable, attacked again and again by Israeli forces. Several wrecked Gaza schools, shown from the air, pulverised by Israel's forces: windows all gaping, bombed out and covered in ash and dust. Some people are trying to live in makeshift camps amid the destruction, in former quadrangles and bomb sites. Aerial shots of neighbourhoods with destroyed apartment buildings, houses, offices and shops, all bombed by Israel's government. Starving people are trying to live in tents and makeshift cubbies on the former roundabouts on a main road.
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People Selling Mirrors @sellingamirror.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A Hider!
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The Vampire Fish Queen @fishqueen.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If you live in the UK you should sign this petition against the AV rules. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72... and contact your MPs! www.parliament.uk/get-involved...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...
you.38degrees.org.uk
End the postcode lottery restricting disabled bus travel
Time Restrictions 🕤 Over half a million disabled people in England live in areas with restrictions on disabled bus passes. Under the statutory minimum, disabled people can only use their bus pass betw...
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sirprefix.bsky.social @sirprefix.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@yplac.bsky.social any chance you could do alternative stickers/leaflets for people who don't know how to behave on public transport? "You bus/train/tram like a c**t". transgressions such as: using mobile phone on speaker, loud/long phone conversations, blocking the aisle/doorways, bags on seats.
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
America, 2025
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We've tried something a little new this week...visualizing @lbc.co.uk's "American Week" so you can watch it as well as listen to it. All feedback gratefully received! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd71...
youtube.com
Trump's approval ratings crater | Simon Marks' American Week on LBC
YouTube video by LBC
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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Genuinely, DM me. Today a charity - having rejected it for no stated reason - suggested I take it to Ruthin market, entirely missing the point that I want to DONATE IT. The economics of wheelchair supply is really puzzling
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Word of the day is ‘foozle’, from the 19th century: of a golfer, to bungle a shot. More generally, to make a complete mess of something.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
3 years ago what Russians did in Bucha was uncovered, and it is now our responsibility to never let the world forget
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