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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ooooooh, Diagonal pavement #Vanker. New category unlocked 👌 #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Possibly confused by the white paint. Cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh you bastard. Park anywhere lights, Audi (yes, fuck you) AND @cuntplates.bsky.social. TWAT. #YPLAC

A fucking audi (course it is) parked next to double yellow lines - can't even park on them) with it's hazards on. Plate is C1SH GO. No, I have no idea either. Wanker.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

FULL (and really is) PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

WANKPANZER FULL PAVEMENT WANKER KLAXON #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trailer twat bonus points... For when you absolutely need to block that drop kerb. Wanker. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A BRACE of full pavement wankers. We're gonna need a bigger klaxon... #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh you bastard. Full pavement wanker KLAXON is going to be worn out at this rate. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"fuck it, that'll do". I'd take long odds there were no children, either. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ooooh, PERPENDICULAR pavement wanker! Extra cunt points for that. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Drop kerb wanker. Fine example of the genre. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wankpanzer KLAXON. The hovering back wheel is a particularly fine touch. Blocking both pavement AND road like an utter bellend. #YPLAC

A pickup truck/penis extension abandoned on a pavement like a right cunt

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No, don't worry about those lines, they're probably there for no reason. You twat. #YPLAC (Cue some fuckwit telling me it's barely over the line)

A grey VW golf par... No, it isn't parked. It's abandoned across a space, like it's been used as a getaway vehicle and this carpark was the changeover for the next vehicle.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well what a twat. The skull dangling from the rearview mirror is a particularly classy touch. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sir, that's a path. You cunt. Further evidence added to the Audi files. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Across not one, but two electric charging spaces. Quite the combination. Cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Audi Drivers. Audi Drivers everywhere. <Buzzlightyear.jpg>

An account called oucheez getting *very* upset

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Making friends all over the place today

A triggered Audi owner. Desperate times, but it's funny

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ah, a wild very triggered wankpanzer/Audi/BMW (delete as appropriate) drivist appears. Bless.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Audi? Audi ✅ Wankpanzer? Wankpanzer ✅ Abandoned? Abandoned ✅ Inconsiderate Prick? Inconsiderate prick ✅ Parks like a cunt? #YPLAC ✅

An Audi wankpanzer abandoned diagonally across a parking space like a cunt

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Utility penis extension truck, parked like a cunt. #YPLAC

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Phil Hare Is Confused @philhareisconfused.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm posting this on this account because it's not funny or fun, but it is something I need to get off my chest. Had it not been a day upon which Inwas determined to to be happy, I might have picked a fight earlier. My Mum currently has a really bad chest infection, so the local shamen...

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh that's a thing of absolute beauty. 4 - FOUR - spaces, one utter cunt. And again, of course it's a fucking BMW. What a prick. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is it? *Zooms in* Of COURSE it fucking is! Piloted by a kappa slapper. Twat. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That's some commitment to being an utter cunt. #Vanker. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

By email: Cheeky, repeat offending chancer who doesn't live here, feeling entitled to bump residents and permit holders out of their spaces. In other words... Self centred CUNT. Parked across two spaces, looks like shit and I think it might sport a @cuntplates.bsky.social as well. Bingo! #YPLAC

Some wanker parked where he shouldn't be.

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We can do that. Audi. Blue badge holder space blocker. Can't even park in it. Utter cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sounds like an *absolute* peach. Sorry. Not peach. Cunt. Sounds like an absolute cunt. #YPLAC

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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Can only assume that the thought process went something like "Honda... Also make motorcycles... So... I can park... Here". Pauses for the cognitive load to process. Cunt. #YPLAC

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🅲🆁🅶 💙 🇺🇦 @c-r-g.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Key findings from Bristol’s 2025 Walking and Cycling Index include: - 66% of those surveyed thought fewer cars parked on the pavement would help them to walk or wheel more” #PavementParking www.fixmystreet.com/report/10017...